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dc

July 03, 2006, 11:46:49 AM
I just got done with the first part of this one: http://search.barnesandnoble.com/booksearch/isbnInquiry.asp?z=y&isbn=1400077508&itm=2

Anyone who likes pirate fiction humor should check it out.  Especially Gamp, as the Pirate Captain's motto is "I like ham", and there is much debate among the pirates about the best way to prepare ham for their feasts.

Jessie

#1
July 03, 2006, 12:50:39 PM
Quote from: dc on July 03, 2006, 11:46:49 AM
I just got done with the first part of this one: http://search.barnesandnoble.com/booksearch/isbnInquiry.asp?z=y&isbn=1400077508&itm=2

Anyone who likes pirate fiction humor should check it out.  Especially Gamp, as the Pirate Captain's motto is "I like ham", and there is much debate among the pirates about the best way to prepare ham for their feasts.
Gamp!??  She HATES ham!
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

ReBurn

#2
July 03, 2006, 12:57:22 PM
Yar.
11:42:24 [Gamplayerx] I keep getting knocked up.
11:42:28 [Gamplayerx] Er. OUT!

DownSouth

#3
July 03, 2006, 01:01:42 PM
It's driving me nuts.
16:15:43 [Gamplayerx] Juneau, I could really go for some pie. You better Belize it!

cnamon

#4
July 03, 2006, 01:10:09 PM
Quote from: DownSouth on July 03, 2006, 01:01:42 PM
It's driving me nuts.
Your nuts can drive?  That is kinda awesome.

Beefy

#5
July 03, 2006, 02:13:49 PM
I like pie, rats.

Gamplayerx

#6
July 03, 2006, 06:12:50 PM
They sound fun!

Also, this amused me:

People who bought this book also bought:
• Bad Cat: 244 Not-So-Pretty Kitties and Cats Gone Bad Jim Edgar, With R. D. Rosen, With Harry Prichett
• The Complete Calvin and Hobbes Bill Watterson
• Eats, Shoots & Leaves: The Zero Tolerance Approach to Punctuation Lynne Truss
• Me Talk Pretty One Day David Sedaris, Terry Adams (Editor)
• The Complete Cartoons of The New Yorker Robert Mankoff (Editor), Foreword by David Remnick


244 Not-So-Pretty Kitties?  Zero Tolerance Approach to Punctuation?  Zounds!

dc

#7
July 03, 2006, 06:28:26 PM
I just finished it.  I feel sad now because the Pirate Captain lost his prize ham in the fight with Moby Dick.  All the pirates agreed that the prize ham was better than the Baby Jesus because the Baby Jesus never had a succulent honey glaze.

Gamplayerx

#8
July 03, 2006, 06:29:28 PM
Quote from: dc on July 03, 2006, 06:28:26 PM
I just finished it.  I feel sad now because the Pirate Captain lost his prize ham in the fight with Moby Dick.  All the pirates agreed that the prize ham was better than the Baby Jesus because the Baby Jesus never had a succulent honey glaze.
Well, gee.   Thanks a lot, dc.  Way to ruin the ending for the rest of us.

Nice.  He recommends a book and then he spoils it for everybody.

dc

#9
July 03, 2006, 09:04:48 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on July 03, 2006, 06:29:28 PM
Quote from: dc on July 03, 2006, 06:28:26 PM
I just finished it.  I feel sad now because the Pirate Captain lost his prize ham in the fight with Moby Dick.  All the pirates agreed that the prize ham was better than the Baby Jesus because the Baby Jesus never had a succulent honey glaze.
Well, gee.   Thanks a lot, dc.  Way to ruin the ending for the rest of us.

Nice.  He recommends a book and then he spoils it for everybody.

Well, you still get the adventure of Ahab and the Pirates sailing to Las Vegas and just missing the whale at the casino....  And I haven't mentioned anything about their adventure with the Scientists to defeat the Bishop of Oxford.

nishi

#10
July 06, 2006, 03:14:59 PM
also, you have made no mention of one of the best things about being a pirate: shanties!
"we left the motherland to settle a colony on Juntoo.  hats with belt buckles."
-catchr

<- this is a prankapple.

dc

#11
July 06, 2006, 03:16:48 PM
Quote from: nishi on July 06, 2006, 03:14:59 PM
also, you have made no mention of one of the best things about being a pirate: shanties!

Actually, that is the best thing about being a pirate.....

And watch out for the dino-pirates.

VikingJuice

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July 06, 2006, 05:46:15 PM
Quote from: ReBurn on July 03, 2006, 12:57:22 PM
Yar.



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Jessie

#13
July 06, 2006, 08:20:35 PM
I was just talking to this guy on the phone, and he was telling me a pirate joke, and he talked in a pirate VOICE.

*swoon*
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

dc

#14
July 06, 2006, 08:21:49 PM
Quote from: jessie on July 06, 2006, 08:20:35 PM
I was just talking to this guy on the phone, and he was telling me a pirate joke, and he talked in a pirate VOICE.

*swoon*

Some sort of pirate sex phone line?

nishi

#15
July 06, 2006, 08:22:02 PM
is this a handy dating tip?
"we left the motherland to settle a colony on Juntoo.  hats with belt buckles."
-catchr

<- this is a prankapple.

dc

#16
July 06, 2006, 08:24:03 PM
Remember to bring along a ham.  And make sure he's been eating limes to prevent scurvy rather than green Starburst.  The Pirate with the Accordion found that out the hard way.

Jessie

#17
July 06, 2006, 08:33:00 PM
Quote from: nishi on July 06, 2006, 08:22:02 PM
is this a handy dating tip?
A firefighting pirate talker needs no dating tips.
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

Gamplayerx

#18
July 06, 2006, 09:02:08 PM
Quote from: jessie on July 06, 2006, 08:33:00 PM
Quote from: nishi on July 06, 2006, 08:22:02 PM
is this a handy dating tip?
A firefighting pirate talker needs no dating tips.
What about dental hygiene tips?

Jessie

#19
July 06, 2006, 09:14:34 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on July 06, 2006, 09:02:08 PM
Quote from: jessie on July 06, 2006, 08:33:00 PM
Quote from: nishi on July 06, 2006, 08:22:02 PM
is this a handy dating tip?
A firefighting pirate talker needs no dating tips.
What about dental hygiene tips?
There's nothing wrong with his teeth!  He has a pretty smile.
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

Gamplayerx

#20
July 06, 2006, 09:16:41 PM
Quote from: jessie on July 06, 2006, 09:14:34 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on July 06, 2006, 09:02:08 PM
Quote from: jessie on July 06, 2006, 08:33:00 PM
Quote from: nishi on July 06, 2006, 08:22:02 PM
is this a handy dating tip?
A firefighting pirate talker needs no dating tips.
What about dental hygiene tips?
There's nothing wrong with his teeth!  He has a pretty smile.
Are you sure they're his?  Pirates are known to suffer the dental ailments.  Arrr.

Does he have any wooden appendages?   :D

Jessie

#21
July 06, 2006, 09:19:57 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on July 06, 2006, 09:16:41 PM
Quote from: jessie on July 06, 2006, 09:14:34 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on July 06, 2006, 09:02:08 PM
Quote from: jessie on July 06, 2006, 08:33:00 PM
Quote from: nishi on July 06, 2006, 08:22:02 PM
is this a handy dating tip?
A firefighting pirate talker needs no dating tips.
What about dental hygiene tips?
There's nothing wrong with his teeth!  He has a pretty smile.
Are you sure they're his?  Pirates are known to suffer the dental ailments.  Arrr.

Does he have any wooden appendages?   :D
I told him that a pegleg wouldn't look good with his pink spandex outfit.  But that's another story...
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

dazie

#22
July 06, 2006, 09:21:50 PM
 :o
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?

DownSouth

#24
July 07, 2006, 09:17:49 AM
Quote from: dc on July 06, 2006, 08:24:03 PM
Remember to bring along a ham.  And make sure he's been eating limes to prevent scurvy rather than green Starburst.  The Pirate with the Accordion found that out the hard way.
Actually Starburst have a lot of vitamin C.

16:15:43 [Gamplayerx] Juneau, I could really go for some pie. You better Belize it!
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