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Started by Alice, June 23, 2006, 10:29:50 AM

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Alice

June 23, 2006, 10:29:50 AM
I walked downstairs this morning and my living room looked trashed.  I thought we had been robbed during the night. 

Upon closer inspection, it was just that our couch cushions and slip cover were strewn about.  Still odd... but less likely of a robbery.  Cin had stayed up late last night with a friend, since she doesn't have to work today.  I started wondering if they had made a pillow fort in their drunken state.

As I'm leaving, I see a note on the door:

Colleen -

Bruce decided that the pillows and couch cover thingy didn't belong on the couch anymore.  WE WERE NOT ROBBED... we were Bruced.   I am too fucking tired to fix it.  I will fix it when you're at work.  Sorry.

Cindy

PS Don't be mad at me for not stopping him.  It was really cute and I couldn't yell!  He was all wriggly and determined.

Bishamonten

#1
June 23, 2006, 10:53:20 AM
Oh noes!  Now he has the taste of couch in his system!

DownSouth

#2
June 23, 2006, 10:55:31 AM
Midnight ate my old couch.
16:15:43 [Gamplayerx] Juneau, I could really go for some pie. You better Belize it!

Jessie

#3
June 23, 2006, 11:16:33 AM
That's funny. 
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

meredith

#4
June 23, 2006, 12:41:47 PM
i gotta admit that would probably be too cute to stop

Alice

#5
June 23, 2006, 01:01:56 PM
Quote from: hatt on June 23, 2006, 12:41:47 PM
i gotta admit that would probably be too cute to stop
Yeah, I know.  But it sucks because half of his bad habits are due to inconsistencies... Cin won't stop him from doing "cute" stuff when I'm not around.  I'm not mad at her, it would just help a lot if she didn't fall for his cute tricks.  He knows exactly how to milk her...

dazie

#6
June 23, 2006, 01:08:54 PM
Quote from: Alice on June 23, 2006, 01:01:56 PM
Quote from: hatt on June 23, 2006, 12:41:47 PM
i gotta admit that would probably be too cute to stop
Yeah, I know.  But it sucks because half of his bad habits are due to inconsistencies... Cin won't stop him from doing "cute" stuff when I'm not around.  I'm not mad at her, it would just help a lot if she didn't fall for his cute tricks.  He knows exactly how to milk her...

eew.  That's a mental picture I didn't need.
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?

Alice

#7
June 23, 2006, 01:10:18 PM
Quote from: dazie on June 23, 2006, 01:08:54 PM
Quote from: Alice on June 23, 2006, 01:01:56 PM
Quote from: hatt on June 23, 2006, 12:41:47 PM
i gotta admit that would probably be too cute to stop
Yeah, I know.  But it sucks because half of his bad habits are due to inconsistencies... Cin won't stop him from doing "cute" stuff when I'm not around.  I'm not mad at her, it would just help a lot if she didn't fall for his cute tricks.  He knows exactly how to milk her...

eew.  That's a mental picture I didn't need.
Oh dear god, I'm sorry!  I didn't mean LITERALLY. 

Bwahahahahaha!

ReBurn

#8
June 23, 2006, 01:10:43 PM
Quote from: Alice on June 23, 2006, 01:10:18 PM
Quote from: dazie on June 23, 2006, 01:08:54 PM
Quote from: Alice on June 23, 2006, 01:01:56 PM
Quote from: hatt on June 23, 2006, 12:41:47 PM
i gotta admit that would probably be too cute to stop
Yeah, I know.  But it sucks because half of his bad habits are due to inconsistencies... Cin won't stop him from doing "cute" stuff when I'm not around.  I'm not mad at her, it would just help a lot if she didn't fall for his cute tricks.  He knows exactly how to milk her...

eew.  That's a mental picture I didn't need.
Oh dear god, I'm sorry!  I didn't mean LITERALLY. 

Bwahahahahaha!
It certainly would take a while.
11:42:24 [Gamplayerx] I keep getting knocked up.
11:42:28 [Gamplayerx] Er. OUT!

dazie

#9
June 23, 2006, 01:11:21 PM
Quote from: ReBurn on June 23, 2006, 01:10:43 PM
Quote from: Alice on June 23, 2006, 01:10:18 PM
Quote from: dazie on June 23, 2006, 01:08:54 PM
Quote from: Alice on June 23, 2006, 01:01:56 PM
Quote from: hatt on June 23, 2006, 12:41:47 PM
i gotta admit that would probably be too cute to stop
Yeah, I know.  But it sucks because half of his bad habits are due to inconsistencies... Cin won't stop him from doing "cute" stuff when I'm not around.  I'm not mad at her, it would just help a lot if she didn't fall for his cute tricks.  He knows exactly how to milk her...

eew.  That's a mental picture I didn't need.
Oh dear god, I'm sorry!  I didn't mean LITERALLY. 

Bwahahahahaha!
It certainly would take a while.

Is she mammary-less too?
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?

ReBurn

#10
June 23, 2006, 01:13:04 PM
Quote from: dazie on June 23, 2006, 01:11:21 PM
Quote from: ReBurn on June 23, 2006, 01:10:43 PM
Quote from: Alice on June 23, 2006, 01:10:18 PM
Quote from: dazie on June 23, 2006, 01:08:54 PM
Quote from: Alice on June 23, 2006, 01:01:56 PM
Quote from: hatt on June 23, 2006, 12:41:47 PM
i gotta admit that would probably be too cute to stop
Yeah, I know.  But it sucks because half of his bad habits are due to inconsistencies... Cin won't stop him from doing "cute" stuff when I'm not around.  I'm not mad at her, it would just help a lot if she didn't fall for his cute tricks.  He knows exactly how to milk her...

eew.  That's a mental picture I didn't need.
Oh dear god, I'm sorry!  I didn't mean LITERALLY. 

Bwahahahahaha!
It certainly would take a while.

Is she mammary-less too?
More like mammary-full.  Lots and lots of milking.
11:42:24 [Gamplayerx] I keep getting knocked up.
11:42:28 [Gamplayerx] Er. OUT!

Jessie

#11
June 23, 2006, 01:13:25 PM
Quote from: dazie on June 23, 2006, 01:11:21 PM
Quote from: ReBurn on June 23, 2006, 01:10:43 PM
Quote from: Alice on June 23, 2006, 01:10:18 PM
Quote from: dazie on June 23, 2006, 01:08:54 PM
Quote from: Alice on June 23, 2006, 01:01:56 PM
Quote from: hatt on June 23, 2006, 12:41:47 PM
i gotta admit that would probably be too cute to stop
Yeah, I know.  But it sucks because half of his bad habits are due to inconsistencies... Cin won't stop him from doing "cute" stuff when I'm not around.  I'm not mad at her, it would just help a lot if she didn't fall for his cute tricks.  He knows exactly how to milk her...

eew.  That's a mental picture I didn't need.
Oh dear god, I'm sorry!  I didn't mean LITERALLY. 

Bwahahahahaha!
It certainly would take a while.

Is she mammary-less too?
Ginormous boobs.
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.
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