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Started by dazie, June 20, 2006, 08:32:43 AM

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dazie

muh.

In an effort to NOT reach maximum density, I've started asking for skim milk in my morning latte.

It isn't BAD, but it just doesn't have the same feel to it.  *sigh*
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?

ReBurn

It's the absence of fat.  My mom swears that you can't tell the difference between skim milk and two-percent.  But she's nuts.  Skim milk is nothing but white water in a cleverly disguised attempt to make you believe that you are drinking milk.
11:42:24 [Gamplayerx] I keep getting knocked up.
11:42:28 [Gamplayerx] Er. OUT!

Mr. Ubiquity

Quote from: dazie on June 20, 2006, 08:32:43 AM
muh.

In an effort to NOT reach maximum density, I've started asking for skim milk in my morning latte.

It isn't BAD, but it just doesn't have the same feel to it.  *sigh*

what me to add a shot of my own??  * WINK WINK*    :evil:
"if I wank to it, will u feel disgusted or flattered or a perverse combo of both?"

dazie

Quote from: Mr. Ubiquity on June 20, 2006, 08:35:02 AM
Quote from: dazie on June 20, 2006, 08:32:43 AM
muh.

In an effort to NOT reach maximum density, I've started asking for skim milk in my morning latte.

It isn't BAD, but it just doesn't have the same feel to it.  *sigh*

what me to add a shot of my own??  * WINK WINK*    :evil:

Just the thought of that makes me a little queasy.  I don't think that'd taste so good with almond latte.
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?

DownSouth

Quote from: ReBurn on June 20, 2006, 08:34:25 AM
It's the absence of fat.  My mom swears that you can't tell the difference between skim milk and two-percent.  But she's nuts.  Skim milk is nothing but white water in a cleverly disguised attempt to make you believe that you are drinking milk.
There's a huge difference.
16:15:43 [Gamplayerx] Juneau, I could really go for some pie. You better Belize it!

ReBurn

Quote from: DownSouth on June 20, 2006, 08:46:21 AM
Quote from: ReBurn on June 20, 2006, 08:34:25 AM
It's the absence of fat.  My mom swears that you can't tell the difference between skim milk and two-percent.  But she's nuts.  Skim milk is nothing but white water in a cleverly disguised attempt to make you believe that you are drinking milk.
There's a huge difference.
Just like Fla-vor-aid and Kool-aid.  Huge difference.
11:42:24 [Gamplayerx] I keep getting knocked up.
11:42:28 [Gamplayerx] Er. OUT!

dazie

Quote from: ReBurn on June 20, 2006, 08:49:28 AM
Quote from: DownSouth on June 20, 2006, 08:46:21 AM
Quote from: ReBurn on June 20, 2006, 08:34:25 AM
It's the absence of fat.  My mom swears that you can't tell the difference between skim milk and two-percent.  But she's nuts.  Skim milk is nothing but white water in a cleverly disguised attempt to make you believe that you are drinking milk.
There's a huge difference.
Just like Fla-vor-aid and Kool-aid.  Huge difference.

Exactly.  Fla-vor-aid will kill you.  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonestown#Mass_murder_suicide
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?

Mr. Ubiquity

Quote from: dazie on June 20, 2006, 08:37:59 AM
Quote from: Mr. Ubiquity on June 20, 2006, 08:35:02 AM
Quote from: dazie on June 20, 2006, 08:32:43 AM
muh.

In an effort to NOT reach maximum density, I've started asking for skim milk in my morning latte.

It isn't BAD, but it just doesn't have the same feel to it.  *sigh*

what me to add a shot of my own??  * WINK WINK*    :evil:

Just the thought of that makes me a little queasy.  I don't think that'd taste so good with almond latte.

i can eat almonds for a couple days if itll help
"if I wank to it, will u feel disgusted or flattered or a perverse combo of both?"

meredith

1) skim milk is teh evil. i agree with reburn

2) someone link that pic from chat yesterday


ah here

3) NSFW  http://85.158.9.33/newphotos/27/b/boyblew1969jk458.jpg  NSFW
no nudity or such, just dirty, dirty text

dazie

"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?

meredith

don't accept any free frozen treats from mr. u.

dazie

Quote from: hatt on June 20, 2006, 09:20:09 AM
don't accept any free frozen treats from mr. u.

Or potato salad from my former boss.
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?

Beefy

Now she's gone
And I'm back on the beat
A stain on my notebook
Says nothing to me
Now she's gone
And I'm out with a friend
With lips full of passion
And coffee in bed

Gamplayerx

Quote from: Potsie on June 20, 2006, 09:24:24 AM
Now she's gone
And I'm back on the beat
A stain on my notebook
Says nothing to me
Now she's gone
And I'm out with a friend
With lips full of passion
And coffee in bed
Thank you!  I was worried I was going to be stuck with thoughts of disgusting frozen things - but Squeeze is superb!!

Beefy

Quote from: Gamplayerx on June 20, 2006, 09:27:02 AM
Quote from: Potsie on June 20, 2006, 09:24:24 AM
Now she's gone
And I'm back on the beat
A stain on my notebook
Says nothing to me
Now she's gone
And I'm out with a friend
With lips full of passion
And coffee in bed
Thank you!  I was worried I was going to be stuck with thoughts of disgusting frozen things - but Squeeze is superb!!

I figured if anyone would know it, it would be you.   :)

eo000

sounds like a way to ruin prefectly good skim milk.

Mr. Ubiquity

Quote from: hatt on June 20, 2006, 09:20:09 AM
don't accept any free frozen treats from mr. u.

i would never give them away for free.    free is for whores.   i make em pay.


thats why im broke and in debt.
"if I wank to it, will u feel disgusted or flattered or a perverse combo of both?"

dazie

Quote from: Mr. Ubiquity on June 20, 2006, 09:29:36 AM
Quote from: hatt on June 20, 2006, 09:20:09 AM
don't accept any free frozen treats from mr. u.

i would never give them away for free.    free is for whores.   i make em pay.


thats why im broke and in debt.

um- don't whores make you pay?
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?

Beefy

Gamp, you don't by chance have any Squeeze that, you know... you could put somewhere as a back-up for safe keeping?

Gamplayerx

Quote from: Potsie on June 20, 2006, 09:36:37 AM
Gamp, you don't by chance have any Squeeze that, you know... you could put somewhere as a back-up for safe keeping?
I absolutely do!  But at home.

Beefy

Quote from: Gamplayerx on June 20, 2006, 09:44:03 AM
Quote from: Potsie on June 20, 2006, 09:36:37 AM
Gamp, you don't by chance have any Squeeze that, you know... you could put somewhere as a back-up for safe keeping?
I absolutely do!  But at home.

Well, it's safer at home!  Can't trust those sneaky coworkers...

Mr. Ubiquity

Quote from: dazie on June 20, 2006, 09:36:05 AM
Quote from: Mr. Ubiquity on June 20, 2006, 09:29:36 AM
Quote from: hatt on June 20, 2006, 09:20:09 AM
don't accept any free frozen treats from mr. u.

i would never give them away for free.    free is for whores.   i make em pay.


thats why im broke and in debt.

um- don't whores make you pay?

DOH!!   your right.   sluts are free.
"if I wank to it, will u feel disgusted or flattered or a perverse combo of both?"

dazie

Quote from: Mr. Ubiquity on June 20, 2006, 09:49:06 AM
Quote from: dazie on June 20, 2006, 09:36:05 AM
Quote from: Mr. Ubiquity on June 20, 2006, 09:29:36 AM
Quote from: hatt on June 20, 2006, 09:20:09 AM
don't accept any free frozen treats from mr. u.

i would never give them away for free.    free is for whores.   i make em pay.


thats why im broke and in debt.

um- don't whores make you pay?

DOH!!   your right.   sluts are free.

And sorority girls.
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?

Beefy

Quote from: dazie on June 20, 2006, 09:57:18 AM
Quote from: Mr. Ubiquity on June 20, 2006, 09:49:06 AM
Quote from: dazie on June 20, 2006, 09:36:05 AM
Quote from: Mr. Ubiquity on June 20, 2006, 09:29:36 AM
Quote from: hatt on June 20, 2006, 09:20:09 AM
don't accept any free frozen treats from mr. u.

i would never give them away for free.    free is for whores.   i make em pay.


thats why im broke and in debt.

um- don't whores make you pay?

DOH!!   your right.   sluts are free.

And sorority girls.

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nishi

Quote from: Potsie on June 20, 2006, 09:36:37 AM
Gamp, you don't by chance have any Squeeze that, you know... you could put somewhere as a back-up for safe keeping?

you should also ask bettimon - i know that she is squeeze-friendly. also, we need to clue her in about the dump anyway. she will have LOTS to contribute.
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