Things that make me realize I'm a nerd

[Jessie]

- I'm really amused by the Mac/PC commercials that are on now.

[Gamplayerx]

You watch commercials?!?

[Infobahn]

You watch commercials?!?

I record them

[Bennyhana]

- I'm really amused by the Mac/PC commercials that are on now.

What they don't show is the hippie stoner being completely flummoxed by the presence of a second button on a mouse.  Or, well, anyone trying to find the power switch on an emac.

[Listener]

- I'm really amused by the Mac/PC commercials that are on now.

What they don't show is the hippie stoner being completely flummoxed by the presence of a second button on a mouse.  Or, well, anyone trying to find the power switch on an emac.

My brother-in-law-in-law (wife's sister's husband) is a Mac guy.  He's got a store where he's an authorized Mac dealer.  I sat at his computer in his house for two minutes before he took pity on me and turned the thing on.  He has one of those cube-shaped ones.

I felt stupid.

But once you get into MacOS (or whatever version they're on) it's pretty damn easy to use.

[Jessie]

I hated ignom's Mac.  What is life without a right click?  Seriously.

[Listener]

I hated ignom's Mac.  What is life without a right click?  Seriously.

Don't they now make Mac mice with two buttons? 

[dazie]

I hated ignom's Mac.  What is life without a right click?  Seriously.

Heh.  I could come up with SOOO many things to say about this...

[ReBurn]

I hated ignom's Mac.  What is life without a right click?  Seriously.

Heh.  I could come up with SOOO many things to say about this...

Ok.  Go ahead.

[dazie]

I hated ignom's Mac.  What is life without a right click?  Seriously.

Heh.  I could come up with SOOO many things to say about this...

Ok.  Go ahead.

Nope.  I'm going to take the high road and be superior to you. 

[ReBurn]

I hated ignom's Mac.  What is life without a right click?  Seriously.

Heh.  I could come up with SOOO many things to say about this...

Ok.  Go ahead.

Nope.  I'm going to take the high road and be superior to you. 

Like that's hard.

[Mr. Ubiquity]

sooo...............



once you go mac, you never go back?

[Dry then Catch]

Mac users sound like fucking tools who hang out too much at coffee shops and then say they are your buddy but dont' return calls in a timely fashion, and generally oogle your female friends and copy homework off you. 

[Bennyhana]

I hated ignom's Mac.  What is life without a right click?  Seriously.

Don't they now make Mac mice with two buttons? 

Yes.  10 years after the rest of the world.  However, OSX still doesn't have usable context menus, so right clicking on a mac doesn't do very much for you.  I use a mac at work, and I brought my own mouse in.  I use the right button primarily for mouse gestures. 

[Gamplayerx]

This seems as good a place to ask as any.  Will somebody please explain mouse gestures to me?  I know that firefox supports them, but I just don't get it.

[swolt]

This seems as good a place to ask as any.  Will somebody please explain mouse gestures to me?  I know that firefox supports them, but I just don't get it.

X2

only I get it and I think they are stupid.

[SockmonkeyHolocaust]

This seems as good a place to ask as any.  Will somebody please explain mouse gestures to me?  I know that firefox supports them, but I just don't get it.

I like looking at porn while at work.

[Mr. Ubiquity]

This seems as good a place to ask as any.  Will somebody please explain mouse gestures to me?  I know that firefox supports them, but I just don't get it.

I like looking at porn while at work.

finally some honesty in this forum