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The Dingus Inheritance

Started by dazie, April 08, 2006, 10:25:57 PM

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dazie

April 08, 2006, 10:25:57 PM
We went down and inspected the Dingus inheritance today- check out the attached.  Once we got the road sign out of the front window, we boarded it up (I say we- I just put a new lock on and then supervised)  Met the neighbors and took a bit of a tour.  All in all a nice day.

This cabin was built by Hiram Winford Dingus in the late 1800's. For those keeping score, that's Ursus' Great-grandfather.

Somewhere down the line we're going to move the cabin back from the road so all the dumbass children in the county don't think of it as their private target practice.  I'd say make-out place, but no girl in the world would consider gettin' busy inside.

Once it's cleaned up it'll be a neat place to camp.

BTW- That's Ursus on the left, with our 14 yr old son with him.


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"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?

Mr. Ubiquity

#1
April 08, 2006, 10:47:09 PM
Quote from: dazie on April 08, 2006, 10:25:57 PM
We went down and inspected the Dingus inheritance today- check out the attached.  Once we got the road sign out of the front window, we boarded it up (I say we- I just put a new lock on and then supervised)  Met the neighbors and took a bit of a tour.  All in all a nice day.

This cabin was built by Hiram Winford Dingus in the late 1800's. For those keeping score, that's Ursus' Great-grandfather.

Somewhere down the line we're going to move the cabin back from the road so all the dumbass children in the county don't think of it as their private target practice.  I'd say make-out place, but no girl in the world would consider gettin' busy inside.

Once it's cleaned up it'll be a neat place to camp.

BTW- That's Ursus on the left, with our 14 yr old son with him.


Did you find Tiny, Baby, Otis, and Captain Spaulding running around  anywhere?
"if I wank to it, will u feel disgusted or flattered or a perverse combo of both?"

ReBurn

#2
April 08, 2006, 10:48:27 PM
Is Ursus wearing black socks with his shorts?
11:42:24 [Gamplayerx] I keep getting knocked up.
11:42:28 [Gamplayerx] Er. OUT!

SockmonkeyHolocaust

#3
April 08, 2006, 10:49:45 PM
Sooooooooooooo, you inherited a shack?


Mr. Ubiquity

#4
April 08, 2006, 10:51:46 PM
a love shack bayyybeeee....





TIN ROOF........RUSTED
"if I wank to it, will u feel disgusted or flattered or a perverse combo of both?"

Infobahn

#5
April 08, 2006, 10:55:49 PM
Quote from: ReBurn on April 08, 2006, 10:48:27 PM
Is Ursus wearing black socks with his shorts?
I don't know what I find more disturbing, Ursus possibly wearing black socks with shorts, or ReBurn noticing.

Gamplayerx

#6
April 08, 2006, 11:41:01 PM
Is this the relative that you used in the six degrees of something something?

DownSouth

#7
April 09, 2006, 08:52:17 AM
I'm going to do it in your cabin.
16:15:43 [Gamplayerx] Juneau, I could really go for some pie. You better Belize it!

Beefy

#8
April 09, 2006, 09:26:51 AM
Sounds like a Robert Ludlum novel.

nishi

#9
April 09, 2006, 12:39:41 PM
Quote from: Beefy on April 09, 2006, 09:26:51 AM
Sounds like a Robert Ludlum novel.

i love you.
"we left the motherland to settle a colony on Juntoo.  hats with belt buckles."
-catchr

<- this is a prankapple.

dazie

#10
April 09, 2006, 01:08:08 PM
Quote from: ReBurn on April 08, 2006, 10:48:27 PM
Is Ursus wearing black socks with his shorts?

Indeed.  Black argyle I think.  And black low top Chucks.  Ursus is not a fashion victim.

Quote from: Sockmonkeyholocaust on April 08, 2006, 10:49:45 PM
Sooooooooooooo, you inherited a shack?

Yes, sort of.  A shack with 50 acres of land.

Quote from: Gamplayerx on April 08, 2006, 11:41:01 PM
Is this the relative that you used in the six degrees of something something?

No- that was Hiram Jasper.  Hiram Winford's father.
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?

dazie

#11
April 09, 2006, 01:08:52 PM
Quote from: DownSouth on April 09, 2006, 08:52:17 AM
I'm going to do it in your cabin.

You'll have to clean out the rat feces first.   :barfy:
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?

HELIX

#12
April 09, 2006, 01:53:23 PM
why are you renting to own?
you inherited that beautiful house and all you need now is a couple cans of paint

btw, does ursus typically only wear one sock?
Some people look at jerky and say, "Why?"  I look at jerky and say, "Mmm! Jerky!"

Jessie

#13
April 09, 2006, 05:41:51 PM
Man, I'd freakin love to inherit something like that.  Yay for the Dingii.
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

ReBurn

#14
April 09, 2006, 09:50:53 PM
I'd love to inherit anything, as long as it isn't debt.
11:42:24 [Gamplayerx] I keep getting knocked up.
11:42:28 [Gamplayerx] Er. OUT!

dazie

#15
April 10, 2006, 08:56:00 AM
Quote from: Jessie on April 09, 2006, 05:41:51 PM
Man, I'd freakin love to inherit something like that.  Yay for the Dingii.

I'll split it with you- you can have the ticks.   :-\
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?

Mr. Ubiquity

#16
April 10, 2006, 09:40:28 AM
Dazie, dont be so modest.  This is the real pic.   your not fooling anyone.



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"if I wank to it, will u feel disgusted or flattered or a perverse combo of both?"

dazie

#17
April 10, 2006, 09:41:46 AM
OMG That's beautiful. 
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?

Mr. Ubiquity

#18
April 10, 2006, 09:48:32 AM
Quote from: dazie on April 10, 2006, 09:41:46 AM
OMG That's beautiful. 

i hate to imagine what kansas is gonna rape you for property tax though.
"if I wank to it, will u feel disgusted or flattered or a perverse combo of both?"

Jessie

#19
April 10, 2006, 11:06:11 AM
There are two apartment buildings at the end of my street that have those round parts that make me think if Rapunzel.

I tell people to turn left at the ghetto castles.
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

Gamplayerx

#20
April 10, 2006, 11:10:44 AM
Quote from: Jessie on April 10, 2006, 11:06:11 AM
There are two apartment buildings at the end of my street that have those round parts that make me think if Rapunzel.

I tell people to turn left at the ghetto castles.
I'm reading a book where just in the last paragraph (which I literally read about 5 minutes ago), Rapunzel entered the scene.

cnamon

#21
April 10, 2006, 11:51:14 AM
I love old Victorian homes.  I want one.

My mom's apt. in Baltimore had a turret (sp?)...the ceiling of the round part was painted like the sky and she had a pretty brass chandelier (I usually don't like brass, but it worked so well...like the sun).

Dry then Catch

#22
April 10, 2006, 10:55:05 PM
I el oh eled at Mr. U's pic.  Hey maybe they'll be some bubbling crude underneath.  swimming pools, movie stars. 

Mr. Ubiquity

#23
April 10, 2006, 11:37:56 PM
well they thought about that as well, but the one they had wasnt pumping oil anymore so they had it taken down.

they didnt want me to so the pic, but since you mentioned it..



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"if I wank to it, will u feel disgusted or flattered or a perverse combo of both?"

dazie

#24
April 11, 2006, 08:43:28 AM
This just keeps getting better and better.   ;D
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?
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