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Started by sapphirehart, February 27, 2006, 03:54:24 PM

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sapphirehart

February 27, 2006, 03:54:24 PM
I get to spend the evening in the presence of my mother-in-law.  Her birthday was this past weekend and we are taking her out to dinner tonight.  The only plus I see to this is that I get to eat at my favorite mexican restaurant.

cnamon

#1
February 27, 2006, 03:58:08 PM
I will never have mother in law stories.

I will live through yours.

Gamplayerx

#2
February 27, 2006, 04:03:01 PM
Lucky!!

Listener

#3
February 27, 2006, 04:11:05 PM
Quote from: sapphirehart on February 27, 2006, 03:54:24 PM
I get to spend the evening in the presence of my mother-in-law.  Her birthday was this past weekend and we are taking her out to dinner tonight.  The only plus I see to this is that I get to eat at my favorite mexican restaurant.

Step 1:  Eat bean-heavy foods.

Step 2:  Carpool with her.

Step 3:  Profit!

Jessie

#4
February 27, 2006, 06:22:46 PM
Don't forget to take her to WalMart.
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

Dry then Catch

#5
February 27, 2006, 07:00:38 PM
maybe if you both drink a lot of margaritas and get stuck in a meat locker accidently, you will work out your differences for the better.

ReBurn

#6
February 27, 2006, 11:04:38 PM
I guess as far as mothers-in-law go I'm doing ok.  I can't say the same for my wife.
11:42:24 [Gamplayerx] I keep getting knocked up.
11:42:28 [Gamplayerx] Er. OUT!

grace

#7
February 27, 2006, 11:51:03 PM
Quote from: cnamon on February 27, 2006, 03:58:08 PM
I will never have mother in law stories.

I will live through yours.
i will live through cn's through yours!!! ::)

Listener

#8
February 28, 2006, 12:03:50 PM
Quote from: ReBurn on February 27, 2006, 11:04:38 PM
I guess as far as mothers-in-law go I'm doing ok.  I can't say the same for my wife.

My in-laws are okay.  They have their issues -- my mother-in-law takes forever to eat a meal (like, it would take a normal person 15 minutes but it takes her 40-50), speaks sooooooooooooooo slowly, has a TERRIBLE sense of punning humor, and calls three or four times AFTER you've already hung up with her from spending an hour on the phone talking about who knows what.  Also, my brother-in-law's wife (my sister-in-law-in-law) is a nightmarishly-overprotective parent.  It's scary.

My wife basically only has a problem with my dad, who has a short fuse and yells a lot.  Some of that is due to the constant pain he's been in for about the past 10 years, because of his hip thing.  But basically he just yells because I don't think he has that much patience.

ReBurn

#9
February 28, 2006, 01:54:15 PM
My dad yells because he's deaf.
11:42:24 [Gamplayerx] I keep getting knocked up.
11:42:28 [Gamplayerx] Er. OUT!

cnamon

#10
February 28, 2006, 02:00:09 PM
My dad rarely yells. 

My future father in law bitches about everything.  He is OK, but sometimes I get sick of the bitching. 

Jeff is not a fan of my mom.  I don't think he likes her.  I don't care too much about that...she can be a royal bitch.

Infobahn

#11
February 28, 2006, 02:05:24 PM
My dad doesn't yell, as he is dead.

pumpkineye

#12
February 28, 2006, 02:08:37 PM
my dad yells a lot.  mostly it's embarrassing, but it's worse when my little sisters yell back, or my mom v2.0 yells also.

Gamplayerx

#13
February 28, 2006, 02:31:25 PM
I don't believe I've ever heard my father raise his voice.  Not even to yell up that I had a phone call.  He'd put the phone down and come tell me.  Used to drive me crazy when we fought when I was a super excitable teenager - I'd get all shrill and he'd just keep talking in that calm, reasonable voice.

I don't want to talk about my in-laws.

DownSouth

#14
February 28, 2006, 02:39:05 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on February 28, 2006, 02:31:25 PM
I don't believe I've ever heard my father raise his voice.  Not even to yell up that I had a phone call.  He'd put the phone down and come tell me.  Used to drive me crazy when we fought when I was a super excitable teenager - I'd get all shrill and he'd just keep talking in that calm, reasonable voice.

I don't want to talk about my in-laws.
The sister wants a hug.
16:15:43 [Gamplayerx] Juneau, I could really go for some pie. You better Belize it!

Infobahn

#15
February 28, 2006, 02:42:02 PM
My in-laws are old (they had Honeybahn in their 40s) so they are in their 80s.  They are "farm old" as they worked the land for 50+ years.  They are nice people, very old fashioned, and very slow and hard of hearing (FIL) and going blind (MIL).  They pose no problems for me.  They are just happy I am nothing like the asshole that was Honeybahn's first husband.

Jessie

#16
February 28, 2006, 06:22:08 PM
I miss my MIL.  She was super nice.  I had a dream about her the other night.  Weird.
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

grace

#17
February 28, 2006, 09:29:27 PM
Quote from: ReBurn on February 28, 2006, 01:54:15 PM
My dad yells because he's deaf.
too funny....................................

grace

#18
February 28, 2006, 09:32:37 PM
Quote from: cnamon on February 28, 2006, 02:00:09 PM
My dad rarely yells. 

My future father in law bitches about everything.  He is OK, but sometimes I get sick of the bitching. 

Jeff is not a fan of my mom.  I don't think he likes her.  I don't care too much about that...she can be a royal bitch.

YOU are engaged???
we need to talk.....honey
think things through...i'll be your negitive force

ReBurn

#19
February 28, 2006, 10:51:59 PM
Quote from: Infobahn on February 28, 2006, 02:05:24 PM
My dad doesn't yell, as he is dead.
Talk about a downer...
11:42:24 [Gamplayerx] I keep getting knocked up.
11:42:28 [Gamplayerx] Er. OUT!

Infobahn

#20
February 28, 2006, 10:55:03 PM
Quote from: ReBurn on February 28, 2006, 10:51:59 PM
Quote from: Infobahn on February 28, 2006, 02:05:24 PM
My dad doesn't yell, as he is dead.
Talk about a downer...
Well, it's TRUE.  He would have made the same joke.  Again, if he were alive.

Jessie

#21
February 28, 2006, 10:56:33 PM
Quote from: Infobahn on February 28, 2006, 10:55:03 PM
Quote from: ReBurn on February 28, 2006, 10:51:59 PM
Quote from: Infobahn on February 28, 2006, 02:05:24 PM
My dad doesn't yell, as he is dead.
Talk about a downer...
Well, it's TRUE.  He would have made the same joke.  Again, if he were alive.
I love you, really I do.
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

ReBurn

#22
February 28, 2006, 11:00:55 PM
Quote from: Jessie on February 28, 2006, 10:56:33 PM
Quote from: Infobahn on February 28, 2006, 10:55:03 PM
Quote from: ReBurn on February 28, 2006, 10:51:59 PM
Quote from: Infobahn on February 28, 2006, 02:05:24 PM
My dad doesn't yell, as he is dead.
Talk about a downer...
Well, it's TRUE.  He would have made the same joke.  Again, if he were alive.
I love you, really I do.
I didn't realize it was a joke.  Wow!
11:42:24 [Gamplayerx] I keep getting knocked up.
11:42:28 [Gamplayerx] Er. OUT!

sapphirehart

#23
February 28, 2006, 11:25:04 PM
Quote from: ReBurn on February 28, 2006, 11:00:55 PM
Quote from: Jessie on February 28, 2006, 10:56:33 PM
Quote from: Infobahn on February 28, 2006, 10:55:03 PM
Quote from: ReBurn on February 28, 2006, 10:51:59 PM
Quote from: Infobahn on February 28, 2006, 02:05:24 PM
My dad doesn't yell, as he is dead.
Talk about a downer...
Well, it's TRUE.  He would have made the same joke.  Again, if he were alive.
I love you, really I do.
I didn't realize it was a joke.  Wow!

My dad (if he were alive) would be yelling.

He'd be yelling, "get me out of this coffin!"

Jessie

#24
February 28, 2006, 11:28:01 PM
Quote from: sapphirehart on February 28, 2006, 11:25:04 PM
Quote from: ReBurn on February 28, 2006, 11:00:55 PM
Quote from: Jessie on February 28, 2006, 10:56:33 PM
Quote from: Infobahn on February 28, 2006, 10:55:03 PM
Quote from: ReBurn on February 28, 2006, 10:51:59 PM
Quote from: Infobahn on February 28, 2006, 02:05:24 PM
My dad doesn't yell, as he is dead.
Talk about a downer...
Well, it's TRUE.  He would have made the same joke.  Again, if he were alive.
I love you, really I do.
I didn't realize it was a joke.  Wow!

My dad (if he were alive) would be yelling.

He'd be yelling, "get me out of this coffin!"
hahahhaha
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.
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