Ugh! Disgusting descriptions inside.

[sapphirehart]

For some reason I decided it was time to clean my boys' bathroom.  I counted at least 7 bath tissue cardboard roll thingies and tons of cotton swabs all over the floor.  The trash can was empty.  The toilet looked as if it hadn't been cleaned in years.  (I've seen gas station restrooms that were cleaner.)  Their bath tub has at least a years worth of dirt and scum accumulated.  Tell me how you get tub rings in the tub when it's only used to take showers?  The sink had toothpaste caked in it.  I guess I should be thankful that they brush their teeth, huh?

You may be thinking to yourself that I shouldn't let it get that way but....I don't use their bathroom.  I never go in there.  It should be their responsibility to keep it clean, right?  It's on their side of the house and I chose to avoid it.  However, today I could avoid it no longer.

But, I will admit that I'm a horrible house keeper.  My house definitely has the "lived in" look.  And it doesn't help that I have three dogs inside my house and I pet sit my boss's dog for a couple of days each week when he's out of town.

[DownSouth]

I had a maid while growing up.  Hate me a little more?

[cnamon]

Yuck.  I hate dirty bathrooms.  Almost as much as I hate dirty kitchens.  

Is there something you could do for payback?  You earned it.

DS-You had it made?  Or did you have a maid?

[DownSouth]

I spell like a fourth grader.

[OBB]

I say make them clean their own bathroom.

Castrate them if they don't.

It worked for me!

[DownSouth]

I say make them clean their own bathroom.

Castrate them if they don't.

It worked for me!

You're castrated?

[Jessie]

I say make them clean their own bathroom.

Castrate them if they don't.

It worked for me!

You're castrated?

Like you didn't know.

[Gamplayerx]

I say make them clean their own bathroom.

Castrate them if they don't.

It worked for me!

You're castrated?

Only partially.  What do you think OBB stands for?

[DownSouth]

I say make them clean their own bathroom.

Castrate them if they don't.

It worked for me!

You're castrated?

Only partially.  What do you think OBB stands for?

One ball Bill?

[Jessie]

I don't call him Bob for no reason.

[OBB]

Hey, plenty of people do useful things with only one ball...

-Lance Armstrong
-Tom Green

Hitler also had one ball, according to a song, but he's not really useful.

[ursus]

Himmler had something sim'ler....