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[Listener]

Today's episode of General Hospital is brought to you by depressionhurts.com... because if you're sitting at home watching a soap opera, you're probably depressed at the fact that your life will never, ever, ever be like these people's.

(honestly, it really is btyb depressionhurts.com)

[Alice]

I used to watch General Hospital.

No, I don't know why.

[Mr. Ubiquity]

i watched days of our lives until Marlena was posessed by the devil..   Then i realized that..............

[Gamplayerx]

Hey!  General Hospital is good!

[Mr. Ubiquity]

Hey!  General Hospital is good!

yeah... only if youve already slit your wrists and are waiting for the bleed out to complete and that was the last channel the tv was on.

[Gamplayerx]

Hey!  General Hospital is good!

I agree.  Best soap opera on television, now or ever.  Rock on, General Hospital.  We'll always love you.

[ReBurn]

I'm more of a Young and the Restless kind of guy myself.  Boy is Jack mad right now.