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It's weathering, and they won't let us forget it.

Started by Listener, December 28, 2005, 12:21:15 PM

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December 28, 2005, 12:21:15 PM
Channel 11:  Commercial
Channel 5:  Regional Weather Map showing the advancing rainy frontal system
Channel 46:  see 5
Channel 2:  see 5

Mountains out of molehills.

It's going to rain all day.  That takes a few seconds to say, and really, who cares if it's a frontal system or just some clouds that had to pee really bad?

Gamplayerx

#1
December 28, 2005, 12:39:12 PM
Huh? 

dazie

#2
December 28, 2005, 12:50:36 PM
It always amazes me how BAD weather is according to the TV.  "Ohh!  It's going to rain!  What a tragedy!"

Uh- no dumbass.  We NEED rain so you can play golf on a beautiful green fairway  OR  so that you can have those piddly little things like corn and lettuce etc.

Rain is GOOD.
Snow is GOOD.
Weather is GOOD.

Get over it.
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?

Gamplayerx

#3
December 28, 2005, 01:05:14 PM
Weather is GOOD.  Traffic is BAD. 

Bennyhana

#4
December 28, 2005, 01:17:50 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on December 28, 2005, 01:05:14 PM
Weather is GOOD.  Traffic is BAD. 

No, you need Traffic, too.  Traffic to the GDP is like water to a golf course.

And Lee Trevino still gets struck by lightning, Rain or Traffic.

Mr. Ubiquity

#5
December 28, 2005, 03:23:47 PM
Quote from: dazie on December 28, 2005, 12:50:36 PM
It always amazes me how BAD weather is according to the TV.  "Ohh!  It's going to rain!  What a tragedy!"

Uh- no dumbass.  We NEED rain so you can play golf on a beautiful green fairway  OR  so that you can have those piddly little things like corn and lettuce etc.

Rain is GOOD.
Snow is GOOD.
Weather is GOOD.

Get over it.

+++++


Rain = good
humanity = bad.

any questions?
"if I wank to it, will u feel disgusted or flattered or a perverse combo of both?"

Listener

#6
December 28, 2005, 03:35:03 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on December 28, 2005, 01:05:14 PM
Weather is GOOD.  Traffic is BAD. 

Traffic is good.  Without it, I would:

a.  have no money because
b.  I'd have no job
c.  then I wouldn't be able to hang out with you guys because I wouldn't have all day to play around on here

Infobahn

#7
December 28, 2005, 04:01:16 PM
I make money off of sick people.

dazie

#8
December 28, 2005, 04:07:44 PM
Quote from: Infobahn on December 28, 2005, 04:01:16 PM
I make money off of sick people.

You are a sick people.
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?

Listener

#10
December 28, 2005, 04:17:19 PM
Followup:  the current weathercaster on Channel 46 is wearing a string of pearls with a knot in the center.  The string goes all the way down to her jacket hem.

You really can't wear that sort of thing with a lavaliere microphone.  I have the sound off, but I bet she's clicking all over the place.

Gamplayerx

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December 28, 2005, 04:17:52 PM
Quote from: Listener on December 28, 2005, 03:35:03 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on December 28, 2005, 01:05:14 PM
Weather is GOOD.  Traffic is BAD. 

Traffic is good.  Without it, I would:

a.  have no money because
b.  I'd have no job
c.  then I wouldn't be able to hang out with you guys because I wouldn't have all day to play around on here
I meant Traffic the band.  Stevie was right to get out of there.
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