Jimmy Dean Sucks

[Infobahn]

I used to hate Jimmy Dean sausage.  What does a country singer know about breakfast meat?  For the longest time, I would avoid their products.

After being lulled into acceptance of Jimmy Dean by the "Sun and Family" commercials, I thought it would be nice to use their product (Sausage Breakfast Skillets).  Christmas morning, I started preparing the prodcut as directed, to find out the fine people at Jimmy Dean forgot to put in the sausage and green peppers (as was labled on the bag).  Just the potato, onion, and red pepper was in the bag, despite what the lable said.

I am pissed.  We will see what they are going to do to make it up to me.

[Gamplayerx]

TRAGEDY!

When the feeling's gone and you can't go on
It's tragedy
When the morning cries and you don't know why
It's hard to bear
With no-one to love you you're
Goin' nowhere

[Infobahn]

TRAGEDY!

Hey, I wanted SAUSAGE.

(You Damn Bacon Lover)

[Gamplayerx]

TRAGEDY!

Hey, I wanted SAUSAGE.

(You Damn Bacon Lover)

I had mucho bacon and sausage today.  Mmmm!

[Beefy]

Don't be Jive Talkin'!

[Gamplayerx]

Don't be Jive Talkin'!

Haha.  Beefy likes the Bee Gees.

[Beefy]

Don't be Jive Talkin'!

Haha.  Beefy likes the Bee Gees.

I have their 2-disc Greatest Hits compilation

[Gamplayerx]

Don't be Jive Talkin'!

Haha.  Beefy likes the Bee Gees.

I have their 2-disc Greatest Hits compilation

I knew it!

[ignom]

Speaking of the Bee Gees, Sergeant Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band was on Sundance Channel earlier, but sadly my mom doesn't get Sundance. I wonder how long I could have left it on before someone else complained.

[ReBurn]

TRAGEDY!

When the feeling's gone and you can't go on
It's tragedy
When the morning cries and you don't know why
It's hard to bear
With no-one to love you you're
Goin' nowhere

Dammit!

Would it be possible for someone to put that song in the dump and put me out of my misery?  Thanks!

[Beefy]

TRAGEDY!

When the feeling's gone and you can't go on
It's tragedy
When the morning cries and you don't know why
It's hard to bear
With no-one to love you you're
Goin' nowhere

Dammit!

Would it be possible for someone to put that song in the dump and put me out of my misery?  Thanks!

Look some time after ten minutes from now.

[ReBurn]

TRAGEDY!

When the feeling's gone and you can't go on
It's tragedy
When the morning cries and you don't know why
It's hard to bear
With no-one to love you you're
Goin' nowhere

Dammit!

Would it be possible for someone to put that song in the dump and put me out of my misery?  Thanks!

Look some time after ten minutes from now.

Very helpful.  Thanks!

[Mr. Ubiquity]

I used to hate Jimmy Dean sausage.  What does a country singer know about breakfast meat?  For the longest time, I would avoid their products.

After being lulled into acceptance of Jimmy Dean by the "Sun and Family" commercials, I thought it would be nice to use their product (Sausage Breakfast Skillets).  Christmas morning, I started preparing the prodcut as directed, to find out the fine people at Jimmy Dean forgot to put in the sausage and green peppers (as was labled on the bag).  Just the potato, onion, and red pepper was in the bag, despite what the lable said.

I am pissed.  We will see what they are going to do to make it up to me.

well you can only make so much sausage out of a guy.   after that you need to use a filler of lesbians and kittens.

[BigDun]

mmm... lesbian kitten sausage.

[Gamplayerx]

My work here is done. 

Except I can't leave without some ... mmmm ... lesbian kitten sausage!

[ReBurn]

Jimmy Dean sausage is good.

[BigDun]

Jimmy Dean sausage is what I stuff my rigatoni noodles with when I make rigatoni.

[Jessie]

Sausage is ground up spare parts.  Eww.

[Infobahn]

My work here is done.

Except I can't leave without some ... mmmm ... lesbian kitten sausage!

Jimmy Dean Still Sucks

[Mr. Ubiquity]

Sausage is ground up spare parts.  Eww.

yup.    spare lesbians and kitten scraps...

yet we still keep eating it dont we?  well, do you people. 

[dazie]

Sausage is ground up spare parts.  Eww.

yup.    spare lesbians and kitten scraps...

yet we still keep eating it dont we?  well, do you people. 

Hell- I eat scrapple.  That's even beyond lesbian and kitten scraps.

[ReBurn]

Sausage is ground up spare parts.  Eww.

Maybe the sausage in Kentucky is, but not the sausage where I live...

[Mr. Ubiquity]

Sausage is ground up spare parts.  Eww.

yup.    spare lesbians and kitten scraps...

yet we still keep eating it dont we?  well, do you people. 

Hell- I eat scrapple.  That's even beyond lesbian and kitten scraps.

scrapple?  :WTF:

[dazie]

Sausage is ground up spare parts.  Eww.

yup.    spare lesbians and kitten scraps...

yet we still keep eating it dont we?  well, do you people. 

Hell- I eat scrapple.  That's even beyond lesbian and kitten scraps.

scrapple?  :WTF:

oh you silly vegetarians... you don't know what you're missing!  Scrapple is made of the parts that were passed over for sausage, mixed together with corn meal.  I like to slice it thin (it comes in loafs), dredge it in flour and fry it up.  Good with syrup or ketchup.

[Infobahn]

I called Jommy Dean.  Barely a "were sorry".  They are sending us a coupon for a new bag.