Chocolate sheet cake

[dazie]

Chocolate sheet cake

Boil:
     1 cup water
     2 sticks butter
     4 TBS cocoa powder (baking cocoa, not hot chocolate)

Mix in separate bowl:
     2 eggs
     1 cup sour cream
     2 cups flour
     2 cups sugar
     1/2 tsp salt
     1 tsp baking soda

Combine boiled ingredients with mixture in bowl.
Pour in to greased & floured jelly roll pan.
Bake @ 325 for 20 minutes.

Boil for 1 minute:
     1/2 cup milk
     4 TBS cocoa powder
     1 stick butter

Remove from heat and add:
     1 box sifted powdered sugar. 
     1 tsp vanilla

Pour over hot cake directly from oven.

[ignom]

I sleep in chocolate sheets.

[Beefy]

I sleep in chocolate sheets.

They don't start out that way, you're just too lazy to get out of bed.

[DownSouth]

I don't even want to know your sex tactics.

[dazie]

DAMMIT!

Can I please have ONE thread that doesn't devolve into filth???

[Gamplayerx]

No sprinkles?

[Infobahn]

DAMMIT!

Can I please have ONE thread that doesn't devolve into filth???

What are you smoking?  Every thread has a punch line.

[dazie]

No sprinkles?

I put star shaped sprinkles on it when I made it for Kate's birthday.

[Gamplayerx]

No sprinkles?

I put star shaped sprinkles on it when I made it for Kate's birthday.

WHY ISN'T THIS REFLECTED IN THE RECIPE????

[Beefy]

Do Iggy's sheets get sprinkles, too?  I imagine so.

[Jessie]

No sprinkles?

I put star shaped sprinkles on it when I made it for Kate's birthday.

WHY ISN'T THIS REFLECTED IN THE RECIPE????

Do you expect us to believe you were going to USE the recipe?

[Gamplayerx]

Not use as such.  But it's like reading a story with an essential plot element missing.

I needs sprinkles! (or jimmies, I could be satisfied with jimmies)

[Jessie]

Not use as such.  But it's like reading a story with an essential plot element missing.

I needs sprinkles! (or jimmies, I could be satisfied with jimmies)

What does 'jimmie' mean to you?  I'm thinking (hoping) that it's not the same as what it means to me.

[Gamplayerx]

What does it mean to you?

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[Jessie]

Ok, I feel better now.

[Gamplayerx]

Hey, Jessie never did tell me what jimmies meant to her.  Gosh, Jessie.  Way to share.

[Jessie]

Condoms.

[Gamplayerx]

Ah.  I see.  I think I'll decline sharing condoms with you.

[Jessie]

I'm not much of a condom swapper anyway, thanks.

[Gamplayerx]

Hahaha.  I just got a little picture in my head of you sitting there, twitching, just itching to swap some condoms.