No. 1 song on the day you were born....

[snizwilk]

http://www.thisdayinmusic.com/member/birthdayno1.php

Mine is The Candy Man - Sammy Davis Jr. 

I like candy.

[BigDun]

I Got You Babe - Sonny & Cher

I like to ski (hopefully I can avoid the trees). It is a joke in poor taste, but it was so obvious.

[ReBurn]

Baby Don't Get Hooked On Me - Mac Davis

Yeah, I know it's hard not to...

[eo000]

Don't Give Up On Us Baby - David Soul

[Gamplayerx]

Mrs. Robinson - Simon & Garfunkel

I was hoping for a Baby song. 

But I knew I wasn't going to get one - I think I've done this before.

[ReBurn]

Mrs. Robinson - Simon & Garfunkel

I was hoping for a Baby song. 

But I knew I wasn't going to get one - I think I've done this before.

Can't remember?

[Jessie]

Torn Between Two Lovers - Mary MacGregor

[cnamon]

I Love Rock 'n Roll - Joan Jett & The Blackhearts

For some reason, I was singing Don't Give Up on Us Baby in the shower this morning.

[Mr. Ubiquity]

http://www.thisdayinmusic.com/member/birthdayno1.php

Mine is The Candy Man - Sammy Davis Jr. 

I like candy.

please please let me post my reversion of that song called the s&m man.

[Jessie]

http://www.thisdayinmusic.com/member/birthdayno1.php

Mine is The Candy Man - Sammy Davis Jr. 

I like candy.

please please let me post my reversion of that song called the s&m man.

What's stopping you?

[Mr. Ubiquity]

http://www.thisdayinmusic.com/member/birthdayno1.php

Mine is The Candy Man - Sammy Davis Jr. 

I like candy.

please please let me post my reversion of that song called the s&m man.

What's stopping you?

i thought i would ask for a majority vote first.. i know they were pretty unappropriate...  dont ask me why i took user opinion under consideration, i wont let it happen again.   BUT... since you are proddin me, let me go get them.

[Mr. Ubiquity]

Sing it just like the Candy Man  and be sure to add the chorus between each of course...

The S & M Man, The S&M Man,
'cause he mixes it with love
and makes the hurt feel good...
The hurt feel good...

Who can take a pregnant chick, lay her on the bed.
Fuck her so hard that the fetus gives you head?

The S & M Man, The S&M Man,
'cause he mixes it with love
and makes the hurt feel good...
The hurt feel good...

Who can take just two bricks, hold one in each hand,
bang them on his balls, like the cymbals in the band?

The S & M Man, The S&M Man,
'cause he mixes it with love
and makes the hurt feel good...
The hurt feel good...

Who would take a condom, Put pepper in the ring,
Use it on the wife, 'cause she twitches when it stings?

CHORUS

Who can take a Doberman, let him do a show,
Let him fuck your girlfriend, while he takes a video?

CHORUS


Who takes jumper cables, clamps one on each tit,
Starts up the car, and electrocutes the bitch?

CHORUS (you get the idea...)

Who can take some shackles, chain you to the walls,
Fill a glass with sperm, by lancing both your balls?

Who can take an old wood saw, rusty, but still cuts,
Saw it back and forth, 'til he cuts off both his nuts?

Who could take a girl scout, get a little nookie.
Punch her in the jaw, and steal her fucking cookies?

Who would use machinery, to masturbate at work,
Rip off his left testis, and pretend it didn't hurt?


Who can take some sandpaper, Gotta be 50 grit,
Rub it back and forth, 'til she has a bleeding clit?

Who can take a glass rod, shove it up his prick,
Put it on the table, and smash it with a brick?

Who gives children candy, takes them 'round the block,
And rips up their innards,with the ramming of his cock?

Who can take a feminist, punch her in the face.
Throw the bitch in the kitchen and yell, "Know your fucking place!"

Who can take a baby, throw it on a pile,
And fuck it up its ass, Shish-ka-bob style?

Who can take a puppy, hold it by the ears,
Fuck it in the ass, until it sheds those puppy tears?

Who can take a vice clamp, clamp it on a tit
Squeeze the sucker down 'til it pops just like a zit?

Who can take a transient, rip out one of his eyes
Skull fuck the bastard while he listens to his cries?


Who can take a baby, lay it on a bed,
Turn the bugger over, fuck the soft spot in its head?

Who can take a chainsaw, cut the bitch in two,
fuck the lower half and give the other half to you?

Who can take two ice picks, shove 'em in her ears,
ride her like a Harley while he fucks her in the rear?

Who can take a tricycle, rip off the seat,
shove his little sister on it and kick her down the street?

Who can take your scrotum, stick it with a pin,
Hang on a bunch of weights, 'til it drags down to your shins?

Who can take your penis, tie it in a knot,
Tighter yet tighter, until the fucker rots?

Who can take three little boys, ages 4,6, and 8
lock 'em in a closet and make 'em masturbate?

Who can take a nun, bend her over the pew,
Fuck her fuck her fuck her till she wants to be a Jew?

Who can take (name of friend or someone to pick on)'s grandma, throw her on the lawn,
Fuck her in the grass while grandpa cheers you on?

Who can take a tampon, suck out all the blood,
Put it back in then pass it to his bud?

Who can go to an abortion clinic, sneak around the back,
Rummage through the dumpster and grab a tasty snack?

Who can go to an abortion clinic, fuck sneaking round the back,
Enter through the front door and take one off the rack?

[Jessie]

http://www.thisdayinmusic.com/member/birthdayno1.php

Mine is The Candy Man - Sammy Davis Jr. 

I like candy.

please please let me post my reversion of that song called the s&m man.

What's stopping you?

i thought i would ask for a majority vote first.. i know they were pretty unappropriate...  dont ask me why i took user opinion under consideration, i wont let it happen again.   BUT... since you are proddin me, let me go get them.

There is no such thing as inappropriate here. 

[Jessie]

Sing it just like the Candy Man  and be sure to add the chorus between each of course...

The S & M Man, The S&M Man,
'cause he mixes it with love
and makes the hurt feel good...
The hurt feel good...

Who can take a pregnant chick, lay her on the bed.
Fuck her so hard that the fetus gives you head?

The S & M Man, The S&M Man,
'cause he mixes it with love
and makes the hurt feel good...
The hurt feel good...

Who can take just two bricks, hold one in each hand,
bang them on his balls, like the cymbals in the band?

The S & M Man, The S&M Man,
'cause he mixes it with love
and makes the hurt feel good...
The hurt feel good...

Who would take a condom, Put pepper in the ring,
Use it on the wife, 'cause she twitches when it stings?

CHORUS

Who can take a Doberman, let him do a show,
Let him fuck your girlfriend, while he takes a video?

CHORUS


Who takes jumper cables, clamps one on each tit,
Starts up the car, and electrocutes the bitch?

CHORUS (you get the idea...)

Who can take some shackles, chain you to the walls,
Fill a glass with sperm, by lancing both your balls?

Who can take an old wood saw, rusty, but still cuts,
Saw it back and forth, 'til he cuts off both his nuts?

Who could take a girl scout, get a little nookie.
Punch her in the jaw, and steal her fucking cookies?

Who would use machinery, to masturbate at work,
Rip off his left testis, and pretend it didn't hurt?


Who can take some sandpaper, Gotta be 50 grit,
Rub it back and forth, 'til she has a bleeding clit?

Who can take a glass rod, shove it up his prick,
Put it on the table, and smash it with a brick?

Who gives children candy, takes them 'round the block,
And rips up their innards,with the ramming of his cock?

Who can take a feminist, punch her in the face.
Throw the bitch in the kitchen and yell, "Know your fucking place!"

Who can take a baby, throw it on a pile,
And fuck it up its ass, Shish-ka-bob style?

Who can take a puppy, hold it by the ears,
Fuck it in the ass, until it sheds those puppy tears?

Who can take a vice clamp, clamp it on a tit
Squeeze the sucker down 'til it pops just like a zit?

Who can take a transient, rip out one of his eyes
Skull fuck the bastard while he listens to his cries?


Who can take a baby, lay it on a bed,
Turn the bugger over, fuck the soft spot in its head?

Who can take a chainsaw, cut the bitch in two,
fuck the lower half and give the other half to you?

Who can take two ice picks, shove 'em in her ears,
ride her like a Harley while he fucks her in the rear?

Who can take a tricycle, rip off the seat,
shove his little sister on it and kick her down the street?

Who can take your scrotum, stick it with a pin,
Hang on a bunch of weights, 'til it drags down to your shins?

Who can take your penis, tie it in a knot,
Tighter yet tighter, until the fucker rots?

Who can take three little boys, ages 4,6, and 8
lock 'em in a closet and make 'em masturbate?

Who can take a nun, bend her over the pew,
Fuck her fuck her fuck her till she wants to be a Jew?

Who can take (name of friend or someone to pick on)'s grandma, throw her on the lawn,
Fuck her in the grass while grandpa cheers you on?

Who can take a tampon, suck out all the blood,
Put it back in then pass it to his bud?

Who can go to an abortion clinic, sneak around the back,
Rummage through the dumpster and grab a tasty snack?

Who can go to an abortion clinic, fuck sneaking round the back,
Enter through the front door and take one off the rack?

REPEAT REPEAT!!!

[Mr. Ubiquity]

Sing it just like the Candy Man  and be sure to add the chorus between each of course...

The S & M Man, The S&M Man,
'cause he mixes it with love
and makes the hurt feel good...
The hurt feel good...

Who can take a pregnant chick, lay her on the bed.
Fuck her so hard that the fetus gives you head?

The S & M Man, The S&M Man,
'cause he mixes it with love
and makes the hurt feel good...
The hurt feel good...

Who can take just two bricks, hold one in each hand,
bang them on his balls, like the cymbals in the band?

The S & M Man, The S&M Man,
'cause he mixes it with love
and makes the hurt feel good...
The hurt feel good...

Who would take a condom, Put pepper in the ring,
Use it on the wife, 'cause she twitches when it stings?

CHORUS

Who can take a Doberman, let him do a show,
Let him fuck your girlfriend, while he takes a video?

CHORUS


Who takes jumper cables, clamps one on each tit,
Starts up the car, and electrocutes the bitch?

CHORUS (you get the idea...)

Who can take some shackles, chain you to the walls,
Fill a glass with sperm, by lancing both your balls?

Who can take an old wood saw, rusty, but still cuts,
Saw it back and forth, 'til he cuts off both his nuts?

Who could take a girl scout, get a little nookie.
Punch her in the jaw, and steal her fucking cookies?

Who would use machinery, to masturbate at work,
Rip off his left testis, and pretend it didn't hurt?


Who can take some sandpaper, Gotta be 50 grit,
Rub it back and forth, 'til she has a bleeding clit?

Who can take a glass rod, shove it up his prick,
Put it on the table, and smash it with a brick?

Who gives children candy, takes them 'round the block,
And rips up their innards,with the ramming of his cock?

Who can take a feminist, punch her in the face.
Throw the bitch in the kitchen and yell, "Know your fucking place!"

Who can take a baby, throw it on a pile,
And fuck it up its ass, Shish-ka-bob style?

Who can take a puppy, hold it by the ears,
Fuck it in the ass, until it sheds those puppy tears?

Who can take a vice clamp, clamp it on a tit
Squeeze the sucker down 'til it pops just like a zit?

Who can take a transient, rip out one of his eyes
Skull fuck the bastard while he listens to his cries?


Who can take a baby, lay it on a bed,
Turn the bugger over, fuck the soft spot in its head?

Who can take a chainsaw, cut the bitch in two,
fuck the lower half and give the other half to you?

Who can take two ice picks, shove 'em in her ears,
ride her like a Harley while he fucks her in the rear?

Who can take a tricycle, rip off the seat,
shove his little sister on it and kick her down the street?

Who can take your scrotum, stick it with a pin,
Hang on a bunch of weights, 'til it drags down to your shins?

Who can take your penis, tie it in a knot,
Tighter yet tighter, until the fucker rots?

Who can take three little boys, ages 4,6, and 8
lock 'em in a closet and make 'em masturbate?

Who can take a nun, bend her over the pew,
Fuck her fuck her fuck her till she wants to be a Jew?

Who can take (name of friend or someone to pick on)'s grandma, throw her on the lawn,
Fuck her in the grass while grandpa cheers you on?

Who can take a tampon, suck out all the blood,
Put it back in then pass it to his bud?

Who can go to an abortion clinic, sneak around the back,
Rummage through the dumpster and grab a tasty snack?

Who can go to an abortion clinic, fuck sneaking round the back,
Enter through the front door and take one off the rack?

REPEAT REPEAT!!!

encore??

[Infobahn]

There I've Said It Again - Bobby Vinton

[Mr. Ubiquity]

Who will run through jaggers (who will run through jaggers),
Ripping up his flesh (ripping up his flesh),
And turn right around,
And repeat the bloody mess?
It's the S&M man.

CHORUS:
Oh, the S&M man,
The S&M man because he mixes it with love,
And makes the hurt feel good (Yes the hurt feel good)

Who wears pants with zippers,
And no underwear,
Then pulls them up and down,
And rips out his pubic hair?
It's the S&M man.

Who can take a razor,
And no shaving cream,
Scrape her pussy bald,
While he listens to her scream?
It's the S&M man.

Who can take an old saw,
Rusty but still cuts,
Pull it back and forth,
Until he rips off his own nuts?
It's the S&M man.

Who can take a bottle,
Shove it up your ass,
Hit it with a hammer,
And line your ass with glass?
It's the S&M man.

Who can take your scrotum,
Stick it with a pin,
Hang on a bunch of weights,
Till it drags down to your shins?
It's the S&M man.

Who can take your penis,
Slam it in a door,
Slam it in a door,
So you can't fuck anymore?
It's the S&M man.

Who can take a sander,
Make sure it's Black and Decker,
Rub it up and down,
Until you've got a bleeding pecker?
It's the S&M man.

Who would take a condom,
Put pepper in the ring,
Use it on the wife,
'Cause she twitches when it stings?
It's the S&M man.

Who can take a mallet,
Claim that he's a stud,
Smash it on his pecker,
Till it starts to ooze blood?
It's the S&M man.

Who can take your penis,
Tie it in a knot,
Tie it in a knot,
Until the sucker rots?
It's the S&M man.

Who can take sandpaper,
Rough like fifty grit,
Rub it on her pussy,
Until she has no clit?
It's the S&M man.

Who can take two ice picks,
Stick one in each ear,
And ride her like a Harley,
While he roots her up the rear?
It's the S&M man.

Who takes jumper cables,
Clamps one on each tit,
Starts up the car,
And electrocutes the bitch?
It's the S&M man.

Who can take a young girl,
Turn the lights down low,
Flip on the video camera,
And make like Rob Lowe?
It's the S&M man.

Who can take a vagina,
Suck out all the yeast,
Spit it out into some dough,
And serve bread at the hash feast?
It's the S&M man.

Who can take a puppy,
Hold it by the ears,
Fuck it in the ass,
Until it sheds those puppy tears?
It's the S&M man.

Who can take a vice clamp,
Clamp it on a tit,
Squeeze the sucker down
Till it pops just like a zit?
It's the S&M man.

Who can take a cheese grater,
Strap it to his arm,
Fist fuck the bitch
And make Vagina Parmesan?
It's the S&M man.

Who can take a transient,
Rip out one of his eyes,
Skull fuck the bastard
While he listens to his cries?
It's the S&M man.

Who can take some shackles,
Chain you to the walls,
Fill a glass with sperm,
By lancing both your balls?
It's the S&M man.

Who can take a Coke bottle,
Shove it up her ass,
Kidney punch the bitch,
Until she's shitting blood and glass?
It's the S&M man.

Who would use machinery,
To masturbate at work,
Rip off his left testis,
And pretend it didn't hurt?
It's the S&M man.

SONG ENDERS:
Who can take a baby,
Lay it on a bed,
Turn the bugger over,
Fuck the soft spot in its head?
It's the S&M man.

Who can take a little girl,
Before she's on the rag,
Fuck her till she's dead
And then toss her in a bag?
It's the S&M man.

Who would put a kid's hand,
In a socket on the wall?
It's nice when they jerk,
Up against his balls.
It's the S&M man.

Who goes to the abortion clinic,
Sneaks around the back,
Digs through the dumpster,
Until he finds a tasty snack?
It's the S&M man.

Who gives children candy,
Takes them round the block,
And rips up their innards,
With the ramming of his cock?
It's the S&M man.

Who can take a baby,
Throw it on a pile,
And fuck it up its ass,
Shis-ka-bob style?
It's the S&M man.

Who would take your kiddies,
Out to a picnic binge,
Put them on the fire,
And watch the fuckers singe?
It's the S&M man.

Who can take a pregnant woman,
Fuck her till she's dead,
Leave his dick inside her,
Till the foetus gives him head?
It's the S&M man.

THE S & M GIRL (variation on S & M Man)

Who takes jumper cables,
Attaches 'em to her tits,
Connects them to a Mack truck,
And has orgasmic fits?
It's the S&M girl.

CHORUS:
Oh, the S&M girl,
The S&M girl because she mixes it with love,
And makes the hurt feel good (the hurt feel good).

Who can jump a flagpole,
Land right up on top,
Wiggle down and squeeze so tight,
The ball on top pops?
It's the S&M girl.

Who can take a buzz saw,
Hold it to her twat,
Rev up the engine,
And perpetually squat?
It's the S&M girl.

Who sleeps on barbed wire,
Tossing left and right,
Just to see how many stitches,
She can earn each night?
It's the S&M girl.

Who can shave her body,
Pubic parts and all,
Swim around all day,
In a pool of alcohol?
It's the S&M girl.

Who rubs down with honey,
Just to have a chance,
To lay out on the lawn,
And be a picnic for the ants?
It's the S&M girl.

Who ties down her sweetie,
Every single day,
Covers him with rats,
And lets the kitties in to play?
It's the S&M girl.

Who can take a big knife,
And cause him lots of pain,
And then get off in court,
When she claims that she's insane?
Lorenna Bobbit can.

[Jessie]

Sing it just like the Candy Man  and be sure to add the chorus between each of course...

The S & M Man, The S&M Man,
'cause he mixes it with love
and makes the hurt feel good...
The hurt feel good...

Who can take a pregnant chick, lay her on the bed.
Fuck her so hard that the fetus gives you head?

The S & M Man, The S&M Man,
'cause he mixes it with love
and makes the hurt feel good...
The hurt feel good...

Who can take just two bricks, hold one in each hand,
bang them on his balls, like the cymbals in the band?

The S & M Man, The S&M Man,
'cause he mixes it with love
and makes the hurt feel good...
The hurt feel good...

Who would take a condom, Put pepper in the ring,
Use it on the wife, 'cause she twitches when it stings?

CHORUS

Who can take a Doberman, let him do a show,
Let him fuck your girlfriend, while he takes a video?

CHORUS


Who takes jumper cables, clamps one on each tit,
Starts up the car, and electrocutes the bitch?

CHORUS (you get the idea...)

Who can take some shackles, chain you to the walls,
Fill a glass with sperm, by lancing both your balls?

Who can take an old wood saw, rusty, but still cuts,
Saw it back and forth, 'til he cuts off both his nuts?

Who could take a girl scout, get a little nookie.
Punch her in the jaw, and steal her fucking cookies?

Who would use machinery, to masturbate at work,
Rip off his left testis, and pretend it didn't hurt?


Who can take some sandpaper, Gotta be 50 grit,
Rub it back and forth, 'til she has a bleeding clit?

Who can take a glass rod, shove it up his prick,
Put it on the table, and smash it with a brick?

Who gives children candy, takes them 'round the block,
And rips up their innards,with the ramming of his cock?

Who can take a feminist, punch her in the face.
Throw the bitch in the kitchen and yell, "Know your fucking place!"

Who can take a baby, throw it on a pile,
And fuck it up its ass, Shish-ka-bob style?

Who can take a puppy, hold it by the ears,
Fuck it in the ass, until it sheds those puppy tears?

Who can take a vice clamp, clamp it on a tit
Squeeze the sucker down 'til it pops just like a zit?

Who can take a transient, rip out one of his eyes
Skull fuck the bastard while he listens to his cries?


Who can take a baby, lay it on a bed,
Turn the bugger over, fuck the soft spot in its head?

Who can take a chainsaw, cut the bitch in two,
fuck the lower half and give the other half to you?

Who can take two ice picks, shove 'em in her ears,
ride her like a Harley while he fucks her in the rear?

Who can take a tricycle, rip off the seat,
shove his little sister on it and kick her down the street?

Who can take your scrotum, stick it with a pin,
Hang on a bunch of weights, 'til it drags down to your shins?

Who can take your penis, tie it in a knot,
Tighter yet tighter, until the fucker rots?

Who can take three little boys, ages 4,6, and 8
lock 'em in a closet and make 'em masturbate?

Who can take a nun, bend her over the pew,
Fuck her fuck her fuck her till she wants to be a Jew?

Who can take (name of friend or someone to pick on)'s grandma, throw her on the lawn,
Fuck her in the grass while grandpa cheers you on?

Who can take a tampon, suck out all the blood,
Put it back in then pass it to his bud?

Who can go to an abortion clinic, sneak around the back,
Rummage through the dumpster and grab a tasty snack?

Who can go to an abortion clinic, fuck sneaking round the back,
Enter through the front door and take one off the rack?

REPEAT REPEAT!!!

encore??

Uh, no. 

[Alice]

Le Freak - Chic

[Listener]

Wings, "With A Little Luck"

5/18/78

[nishi]

Torn Between Two Lovers - Mary MacGregor

easily the stupidest song ever written.



my birthdate song is 'will you love me tomorrow' by the shirelles. a pretty good song, actually. could have been much worse. like 'torn between two lovers' for instance. you don't even have to change the lyrics to make that song... problematic.

[meredith]

Footloose - Kenny Loggins

"life's theme":  (i know this will be bad)


Ain't It Funny - Jennifer Lopez


i don't even know that song!  it was a number 1?

[Alice]

Footloose - Kenny Loggins

"life's theme":  (i know this will be bad)


Ain't It Funny - Jennifer Lopez


i don't even know that song!  it was a number 1?

Jennifer Lopez had a hit single out when you were born?  Are you 4 years old?

[meredith]

Footloose - Kenny Loggins

"life's theme":  (i know this will be bad)


Ain't It Funny - Jennifer Lopez


i don't even know that song!  it was a number 1?

Jennifer Lopez had a hit single out when you were born?  Are you 4 years old?

At the top of every page there, it says your "life's theme" is the one it returns for the date of your 18th birthday.  Plus, I had already listed a song, jeez.

[Jessie]

My theme is Creep by TLC.