Pit Bulls

[Listener]

I hate how the media demonizes and mistreats pit bulls.  A lot of them actually have very cute faces.

Of course, I gotta put a lot of the blame on the asspirates who train them to fight, or train them badly, or don't socialize them properly with children in the house.

I don't care what anyone says:  no breed of dog is inherently bad.  It's the same as people:  while a certain type of person might be more likely to turn bad, nurture can overcome nature.  With dogs, if you treat them well and train them well, they won't go batshit crazy and eat your kid's face.  Even pit bulls.

Not that I'd ever get one; you don't often find purebred pit bulls at the pound, which is the only place I get my animals -- either the pound or adoptions outside Petsmart.  But I wouldn't shy away from a puppy just because s/he has some pit bull in him/her.  Of the four dogs my family has had, two have had a good portion of pit bull in them.  The first was pit bull / retriever, and was fiercely loyal to my parents and good to me.  The second is my sister's dog Oreo; you can do literally ANYTHING to her except pick her up and she won't yelp or snap.  In fact, Zak, the retriever, has been snapping a little lately.

Go fig.

Anyway, this was all precipitated by yet another pit bull trained to fight story on the news just now.

[Bishamonten]

I hate how the media demonizes and mistreats pit bulls.  A lot of them actually have very cute faces.

Of course, I gotta put a lot of the blame on the asspirates who train them to fight, or train them badly, or don't socialize them properly with children in the house.

I don't care what anyone says:  no breed of dog is inherently bad.  It's the same as people:  while a certain type of person might be more likely to turn bad, nurture can overcome nature.  With dogs, if you treat them well and train them well, they won't go batshit crazy and eat your kid's face.  Even pit bulls.

Not that I'd ever get one; you don't often find purebred pit bulls at the pound, which is the only place I get my animals -- either the pound or adoptions outside Petsmart.  But I wouldn't shy away from a puppy just because s/he has some pit bull in him/her.  Of the four dogs my family has had, two have had a good portion of pit bull in them.  The first was pit bull / retriever, and was fiercely loyal to my parents and good to me.  The second is my sister's dog Oreo; you can do literally ANYTHING to her except pick her up and she won't yelp or snap.  In fact, Zak, the retriever, has been snapping a little lately.

Go fig.

Anyway, this was all precipitated by yet another pit bull trained to fight story on the news just now.

My uncle is a vet and he says he's put down more cocker spaniels, by far, for biting humans than pit bulls.   They're horribly inbred to get that "pretty" look and it screws them up mentally.

[ReBurn]

So how do you explain the Dutch?

[Bishamonten]

So how do you explain the Dutch?

Marijuana

[ReBurn]

Cocker Spaniels are, in my opinion, inherently stupid.  I guess that comes from inbreeding, too.

[Alice]

I want a Rottweiler and an Irish Wolfhound.  Not that it has anything to do with Pit Bulls.  I just thought I'd put it out there.

[Beefy]

Cocker Spaniels are, in my opinion, inherently stupid.  I guess that comes from inbreeding, too.

Also, the Royals.

[Bishamonten]

Cocker Spaniels are, in my opinion, inherently stupid.  I guess that comes from inbreeding, too.

Also, the Royals.

George Brett wants to kick your ass!

[Mr. Ubiquity]

I hate how the media demonizes and mistreats pit bulls.  A lot of them actually have very cute faces.

Of course, I gotta put a lot of the blame on the asspirates who train them to fight, or train them badly, or don't socialize them properly with children in the house.

I don't care what anyone says:  no breed of dog is inherently bad.  It's the same as people:  while a certain type of person might be more likely to turn bad, nurture can overcome nature.  With dogs, if you treat them well and train them well, they won't go batshit crazy and eat your kid's face.  Even pit bulls.

Not that I'd ever get one; you don't often find purebred pit bulls at the pound, which is the only place I get my animals -- either the pound or adoptions outside Petsmart.  But I wouldn't shy away from a puppy just because s/he has some pit bull in him/her.  Of the four dogs my family has had, two have had a good portion of pit bull in them.  The first was pit bull / retriever, and was fiercely loyal to my parents and good to me.  The second is my sister's dog Oreo; you can do literally ANYTHING to her except pick her up and she won't yelp or snap.  In fact, Zak, the retriever, has been snapping a little lately.

Go fig.

Anyway, this was all precipitated by yet another pit bull trained to fight story on the news just now.

My uncle is a vet and he says he's put down more cocker spaniels, by far, for biting humans than pit bulls.   They're horribly inbred to get that "pretty" look and it screws them up mentally.

you just discribed the state of mississippi arkansas and some deep wooded areas of Kentucky...

[eo000]

I hate how the media demonizes and mistreats pit bulls.  A lot of them actually have very cute faces.

Of course, I gotta put a lot of the blame on the asspirates who train them to fight, or train them badly, or don't socialize them properly with children in the house.

I don't care what anyone says:  no breed of dog is inherently bad.  It's the same as people:  while a certain type of person might be more likely to turn bad, nurture can overcome nature.  With dogs, if you treat them well and train them well, they won't go batshit crazy and eat your kid's face.  Even pit bulls.

Not that I'd ever get one; you don't often find purebred pit bulls at the pound, which is the only place I get my animals -- either the pound or adoptions outside Petsmart.  But I wouldn't shy away from a puppy just because s/he has some pit bull in him/her.  Of the four dogs my family has had, two have had a good portion of pit bull in them.  The first was pit bull / retriever, and was fiercely loyal to my parents and good to me.  The second is my sister's dog Oreo; you can do literally ANYTHING to her except pick her up and she won't yelp or snap.  In fact, Zak, the retriever, has been snapping a little lately.

Go fig.

Anyway, this was all precipitated by yet another pit bull trained to fight story on the news just now.

My uncle is a vet and he says he's put down more cocker spaniels, by far, for biting humans than pit bulls.   They're horribly inbred to get that "pretty" look and it screws them up mentally.

you just discribed the state of mississippi arkansas and some deep wooded areas of Kentucky...

hahaha. nice.

[ReBurn]

The Dog Whisperer says that Pit Bulls are inherently predisposed to fighting as an outlet for their excess energy.

[Bishamonten]

The Dog Whisperer says that Pit Bulls are inherently predisposed to fighting as an outlet for their excess energy.

In that case black labs would be eating children left and right.

[ReBurn]

The Dog Whisperer says that Pit Bulls are inherently predisposed to fighting as an outlet for their excess energy.

In that case black labs would be eating children left and right.

I didn't say I believed him, that's just what he said.

I was mauled by a black lab once.  And I have the failed skin graft to prove it.  SOB tossed my 5 year old frame around like a rag doll.

[Beefy]

Every dog on the planet could conceivably bite someone, so we should put them all down, just to be safe.  And we're starting with yours.

Then, we're moving on to children.

[ReBurn]

If my dog gets under the Christmas tree again I'm going to save someone the trouble of putting him down.

[Gamplayerx]

Every dog on the planet could conceivably bite someone, so we should put them all down, just to be safe.  And we're starting with yours.

Then, we're moving on to children.

I think we could spare the little ones.

[Alice]

Every dog on the planet could conceivably bite someone, so we should put them all down, just to be safe.  And we're starting with yours.

Then, we're moving on to children.

I think we could spare the little ones.

Nah, we should get rid of them first.  There is nothing worse than a short man - Napolean complex sucks.

[Mr. Ubiquity]

Every dog on the planet could conceivably bite someone, so we should put them all down, just to be safe.  And we're starting with yours.

Then, we're moving on to children.

I think we could spare the little ones.

Nah, we should get rid of them first.  There is nothing worse than a short man - Napolean complex sucks.

easily fixed.  If people are so concerned about their kids being bit, 2 things.  stop breeding or get rid of the dogs.

i think beef would agree, stopp breeding no more kids, no more kids, no more people, nbo more people,  nature is happy again.

[cnamon]

Every dog on the planet could conceivably bite someone, so we should put them all down, just to be safe.  And we're starting with yours.

Then, we're moving on to children.

I think we could spare the little ones.

Nah, we should get rid of them first.  There is nothing worse than a short man - Napolean complex sucks.

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Isn't that cute an extra belly button
You need to put your pants back on honey


That is what came to mind, Alice.  Sorry guys.

[Beefy]

i think beef would agree, stopp breeding no more kids, no more kids, no more people, nbo more people,  nature is happy again.

You are correct.

[Jessie]

The Dog Whisperer says that Pit Bulls are inherently predisposed to fighting as an outlet for their excess energy.

In that case black labs would be eating children left and right.

I didn't say I believed him, that's just what he said.

I was mauled by a black lab once.  And I have the failed skin graft to prove it.  SOB tossed my 5 year old frame around like a rag doll.

I have scars on the back of my leg where I was bitten by a black lab!

[dazie]

The only two dogs I was ever bitten by were a poodle and a corgi.  I've broken up dogfights but never involving the pit bulls at the kennel- they just hung back and watched. 

I agree that some dogs are more genetically predispositioned to being fighters,(I mean honestly- who'd expect a bichon to be a fighter?)  but I'm going to place all the blame of "aggressive" dogs on their owners.

[Gamplayerx]

Every dog on the planet could conceivably bite someone, so we should put them all down, just to be safe.  And we're starting with yours.

Then, we're moving on to children.

I think we could spare the little ones.

Nah, we should get rid of them first.  There is nothing worse than a short man - Napolean complex sucks.

I meant spare the little dogs.  The ones that are easily squashable beneath the heel of my shoe.

[dazie]

Every dog on the planet could conceivably bite someone, so we should put them all down, just to be safe.  And we're starting with yours.

Then, we're moving on to children.

I think we could spare the little ones.

Nah, we should get rid of them first.  There is nothing worse than a short man - Napolean complex sucks.

I meant spare the little dogs.  The ones that are easily squashable beneath the heel of my shoe.

You'd make so much money if you did that and videotaped it and sold copies.

[Jessie]

Some dudes get off on girls popping balloons with high heels, I'm sure someone's into puppy squashing.