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Started by nishi, March 22, 2005, 05:20:28 PM

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nishi

March 22, 2005, 05:20:28 PM Last Edit: March 22, 2005, 05:22:18 PM by nishi
so, i don't know how you feel about ms. kidman - to me, i find her looks overrated and i don't think she can act her way out of a sack with both ends cut open.

i was very annoyed today when i heard that she will be portraying diane arbus in an upcoming biographic film about the photographer.

however, this annoyance was offset when i found, completely unrelated to the arbus film, a blog featuring this picture of ms. kidman in, shall we say, an earlier incarnation way back in 1991:



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"we left the motherland to settle a colony on Juntoo.  hats with belt buckles."
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<- this is a prankapple.

ignom

#1
March 22, 2005, 05:24:34 PM
That's not Nicole Kidman, that's the dead chick from My Sister Sam.
Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.

cnamon

#2
March 22, 2005, 05:31:23 PM
She is also going to be in Bewitched.  I don't think I can support that cause.

Beefy

#3
March 22, 2005, 07:40:13 PM
I don't have a problem with her.  I agree the hype has been a bit too much for roles that didn't deserve them, but I also feel she hasn't gotten credit for the ones where she excelled (The Portait of a Lady is a good example).  Bewitched looks as atrocious as Stepford Wives did, but I forgive her because even if she's tepid she's at least willing to keep expanding her artistic side by acting in risky pictures and roles.  That's same reason I can't hate Brad Pitt - he could just slide by on being Brad Pitt, but he hasn't.

DownSouth

#4
March 22, 2005, 07:54:47 PM
I think she has gotten more beautiful as she ages.  Her acting is meh.  Has she ever done a comedy?
16:15:43 [Gamplayerx] Juneau, I could really go for some pie. You better Belize it!

ignom

#5
March 22, 2005, 07:55:38 PM
Dead Calm was a comedy.
Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.

DownSouth

#6
March 22, 2005, 07:57:35 PM
Quote from: ignom on March 22, 2005, 07:55:38 PM
Dead Calm was a comedy.
Billy Zane was a joke.
16:15:43 [Gamplayerx] Juneau, I could really go for some pie. You better Belize it!

Gamplayerx

#7
March 23, 2005, 07:24:26 AM
Days of Thunder was pretty laughable.

ReBurn

#8
March 23, 2005, 08:53:32 AM
She totally got naked in Eyes Wide Shut.
11:42:24 [Gamplayerx] I keep getting knocked up.
11:42:28 [Gamplayerx] Er. OUT!

Jessie

#9
March 23, 2005, 08:56:29 AM
Quote from: ReBurninator on March 23, 2005, 08:53:32 AM
She totally got naked in Eyes Wide Shut.

Worst. Movie. Ever.

I mean, Showgirls was better.  Seriously.
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

ReBurn

#10
March 23, 2005, 08:58:25 AM
Quote from: jessie on March 23, 2005, 08:56:29 AM
Quote from: ReBurninator on March 23, 2005, 08:53:32 AM
She totally got naked in Eyes Wide Shut.

Worst. Movie. Ever.

I mean, Showgirls was better.  Seriously.
I only watched the naked parts.
11:42:24 [Gamplayerx] I keep getting knocked up.
11:42:28 [Gamplayerx] Er. OUT!

ignom

#11
March 23, 2005, 09:02:02 AM
I saw Eyes Wide Shut opening night. There was a reason Kubrick died before it opened.
Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.

ReBurn

#12
March 23, 2005, 09:52:33 AM
Was it because he had a heart attack from looking at all of those naked people?
11:42:24 [Gamplayerx] I keep getting knocked up.
11:42:28 [Gamplayerx] Er. OUT!

DownSouth

#13
March 23, 2005, 09:56:36 AM
Let me outta the caa Cole!!!
16:15:43 [Gamplayerx] Juneau, I could really go for some pie. You better Belize it!

Beefy

#14
March 24, 2005, 07:46:01 AM
While obviously not Shakespeare, this isn't as bad as I had imagined.  The "lick my face" line made me chuckle.

http://movies.channel.aol.com/franchise/exclusives/bewitched_movie
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