Anne Rice only to write for the Lord from now on.

[DownSouth]

 http://msnbc.msn.com/id/9785289/site/newsweek/

[Mr. Ubiquity]

would be an interesting to read, but im kinda scared.   Her books are starting to be the same story with different names.

[Beefy]

I tried reading one of her books.  I couldn't stand her style.  It felt awkward and forced to me.  Never tried again.

I doubt a hot Jesus injection will help that.

[ReBurn]

I tried reading one of her books.  I couldn't stand her style.  It felt awkward and forced to me.  Never tried again.

I doubt a hot Jesus injection will help that.

I bet it would do miracles for her Acne, though.

[Mr. Ubiquity]

I tried reading one of her books.  I couldn't stand her style.  It felt awkward and forced to me.  Never tried again.

I doubt a hot Jesus injection will help that.

nothing compares to you in that regard.

[nishi]

having read some of her roquelaire stuff, it's hard to imagine the same person that wrote so convincingly about pony boys that wore horsetails attached to dildoes - which were held in place with a leather harness so they wouldn't dislodge them while they trotted down the road pulling a carriage - and often the harness over their head held a dildo in their mouths....

well, it's just hard to imagine just when she made that turnaround for the lord.

[ReBurn]

I tried reading one of her books.  I couldn't stand her style.  It felt awkward and forced to me.  Never tried again.

I doubt a hot Jesus injection will help that.

I bet it would do miracles for her Acne, though.

I'm sad that I'm the only one who thought my little barb was funny...oh, well.

[nishi]

I tried reading one of her books.  I couldn't stand her style.  It felt awkward and forced to me.  Never tried again.

I doubt a hot Jesus injection will help that.

I bet it would do miracles for her Acne, though.

I'm sad that I'm the only one who thought my little barb was funny...oh, well.

it's sad that i just now got it. that's what sad.

miracles. heh!

[Jessie]

I tried reading one of her books.  I couldn't stand her style.  It felt awkward and forced to me.  Never tried again.

I doubt a hot Jesus injection will help that.

I bet it would do miracles for her Acne, though.

I'm sad that I'm the only one who thought my little barb was funny...oh, well.

it's sad that i just now got it. that's what sad.

miracles. heh!

I don't get it.

[DownSouth]

I tried reading one of her books.  I couldn't stand her style.  It felt awkward and forced to me.  Never tried again.

I doubt a hot Jesus injection will help that.

I bet it would do miracles for her Acne, though.

I'm sad that I'm the only one who thought my little barb was funny...oh, well.

it's sad that i just now got it. that's what sad.

miracles. heh!

I don't get it.

A hot Jesus injection would help her acne.

[ReBurn]

I tried reading one of her books.  I couldn't stand her style.  It felt awkward and forced to me.  Never tried again.

I doubt a hot Jesus injection will help that.

I bet it would do miracles for her Acne, though.

I'm sad that I'm the only one who thought my little barb was funny...oh, well.

it's sad that i just now got it. that's what sad.

miracles. heh!

I don't get it.

A hot Jesus injection would help her acne.

So much for the miracle context.

[Jessie]

I tried reading one of her books.  I couldn't stand her style.  It felt awkward and forced to me.  Never tried again.

I doubt a hot Jesus injection will help that.

I bet it would do miracles for her Acne, though.

I'm sad that I'm the only one who thought my little barb was funny...oh, well.

it's sad that i just now got it. that's what sad.

miracles. heh!

I don't get it.

A hot Jesus injection would help her acne.

She has acne?

[Beefy]

I tried reading one of her books.  I couldn't stand her style.  It felt awkward and forced to me.  Never tried again.

I doubt a hot Jesus injection will help that.

I bet it would do miracles for her Acne, though.

I'm sad that I'm the only one who thought my little barb was funny...oh, well.

it's sad that i just now got it. that's what sad.

miracles. heh!

I don't get it.

A hot Jesus injection would help her acne.

It would do miracles for her acne.

/reburn beat me to it

[nishi]

right. here's how it goes.

urban myth: having sex clears up acne.

therefore: hot beef injection clears up acne.

BUT, a hot JESUS injection would MIRACULOUSLY clear up acne.... because jesus regularly performed miracles.

[ReBurn]

I'm beginning to think that I should have just let it go...

[cnamon]

right. here's how it goes.

urban myth: having sex clears up acne.

therefore: hot beef injection clears up acne.

BUT, a hot JESUS injection would MIRACULOUSLY clear up acne.... because jesus regularly performed miracles.

Haha.  It is even funnier the way you break it down Blues Clues style.

[Jessie]

I've never heard that.

[Jessie]

I've never heard that.

It would have been funny if I had, though.  For what that's worth...

[Beefy]

I've never heard that.

I don't suppose you're breaking out right now?

/giggity

[Jessie]

I've never heard that.

I don't suppose you're breaking out right now?

/giggity

Actually, my skin has always been clear.

/slut