Being a fan.

[Mr. Ubiquity]

I am a Penn State fan.  Go Joe!

I am a Raiders fan.  Go whoever the coach of the moment is.  (I really really miss Gruden)

I know the ups and the downs.  Neither really get to me any more, but it's exciting when they're up!

At PSU we had a saying- if we win we celebrate, if we lose we mourn.  That's pretty much it.

We did something like that in Little League baseball when I was a kid.  Only it was if we win you get a banana split at Dairy Queen, if you lose you only get milk shakes.  Either way, as kids, we came out way ahead in the process of just showing up.

Yes, it's true, all my early athletic acheivements were motivated by crappy icecream.  Eventually I got addicted to winning and not for the food.

i just thought of something very peverse and disgusting because of this reply.. 

so bad i wont even share it..  sorry folks.  nothing to read here.

[dazie]

I am a Penn State fan.  Go Joe!

I am a Raiders fan.  Go whoever the coach of the moment is.  (I really really miss Gruden)

I know the ups and the downs.  Neither really get to me any more, but it's exciting when they're up!

At PSU we had a saying- if we win we celebrate, if we lose we mourn.  That's pretty much it.

We did something like that in Little League baseball when I was a kid.  Only it was if we win you get a banana split at Dairy Queen, if you lose you only get milk shakes.  Either way, as kids, we came out way ahead in the process of just showing up.

Yes, it's true, all my early athletic acheivements were motivated by crappy icecream.  Eventually I got addicted to winning and not for the food.

i just thought of something very peverse and disgusting because of this reply.. 

so bad i wont even share it..  sorry folks.  nothing to read here.

And this is different from your usual posts how??

[Beefy]

I am a Penn State fan.  Go Joe!

I am a Raiders fan.  Go whoever the coach of the moment is.  (I really really miss Gruden)

I know the ups and the downs.  Neither really get to me any more, but it's exciting when they're up!

At PSU we had a saying- if we win we celebrate, if we lose we mourn.  That's pretty much it.

We did something like that in Little League baseball when I was a kid.  Only it was if we win you get a banana split at Dairy Queen, if you lose you only get milk shakes.  Either way, as kids, we came out way ahead in the process of just showing up.

Yes, it's true, all my early athletic acheivements were motivated by crappy icecream.  Eventually I got addicted to winning and not for the food.

i just thought of something very peverse and disgusting because of this reply.. 

so bad i wont even share it..  sorry folks.  nothing to read here.

DO IT

[Listener]

LET'S DO IT!

[Mr. Ubiquity]

I am a Penn State fan.  Go Joe!

I am a Raiders fan.  Go whoever the coach of the moment is.  (I really really miss Gruden)

I know the ups and the downs.  Neither really get to me any more, but it's exciting when they're up!

At PSU we had a saying- if we win we celebrate, if we lose we mourn.  That's pretty much it.

We did something like that in Little League baseball when I was a kid.  Only it was if we win you get a banana split at Dairy Queen, if you lose you only get milk shakes.  Either way, as kids, we came out way ahead in the process of just showing up.

Yes, it's true, all my early athletic acheivements were motivated by crappy icecream.  Eventually I got addicted to winning and not for the food.

i just thought of something very peverse and disgusting because of this reply.. 

so bad i wont even share it..  sorry folks.  nothing to read here.

DO IT

Ok but y'all asked for it..

We did something like that in Little League baseball when I was a kid.  Only it was if we win you get a banana split at Dairy Queen, if you lose you only get milk shakes.  Either way, as kids, we came out way ahead in the process of just showing up.

in other words.  dirty child molester little league coaches.   " ok boys if you win you get a banana... but if you lose.. you just get the milk shake..  came out ahead...   all suggestive of the type of coach he had.   


whats offwhite and comes in little cans??






Michael Jackson.

[dazie]

I just want to go on record here as saying I DID NOT ASK FOR THAT.  It was all Beefy.  I was perfectly content with my witty riposte. 

[Alice]

Wow, I didn't expect anything like that.  That answer is pretty tame compared to where I thought it was going to go.

[Mr. Ubiquity]

Wow, I didn't expect anything like that.  That answer is pretty tame compared to where I thought it was going to go.

*sniff*

im either losing may touch, or your all going numb to my replies..

did i ever tell u the joke about the custodian and the priest?

[Alice]

Wow, I didn't expect anything like that.  That answer is pretty tame compared to where I thought it was going to go.

*sniff*

im either losing may touch, or your all going numb to my replies..

did i ever tell u the joke about the custodian and the priest?

I think it's just that you think you're more shocking for this crowd than you actually are.  Most of us are pretty shock-free.

[Mr. Ubiquity]

Wow, I didn't expect anything like that.  That answer is pretty tame compared to where I thought it was going to go.

*sniff*

im either losing may touch, or your all going numb to my replies..

did i ever tell u the joke about the custodian and the priest?

I think it's just that you think you're more shocking for this crowd than you actually are.  Most of us are pretty shock-free.

ahh..  then its just the same old high school routine where there is a click and if your in it.. your all good, but if you not.. then whatever you say or dont say etc doesnt count or is just ignored in hopes it will go away/?

You guys are sooooo Heathers.

[Alice]

Wow, I didn't expect anything like that.  That answer is pretty tame compared to where I thought it was going to go.

*sniff*

im either losing may touch, or your all going numb to my replies..

did i ever tell u the joke about the custodian and the priest?

I think it's just that you think you're more shocking for this crowd than you actually are.  Most of us are pretty shock-free.

ahh..  then its just the same old high school routine where there is a click and if your in it.. your all good, but if you not.. then whatever you say or dont say etc doesnt count or is just ignored in hopes it will go away/?

You guys are sooooo Heathers.

What are you talking about?  That's not what I meant at all.  I'm just saying that we say some pretty shocking things around here, so talking about banana splits and milkshakes being "sexual innuendo" isn't really that big of a deal around here... so you don't need to censor yourself as much as you think.  Unless you want to.  This has nothing to do with cliques or ignoring anyone.  Lighten up buddy, you're welcome here and people read what you say.  Okay?   

[ignom]

I love my dead gay son.

[Beefy]

What's the worst thing about having sex with a one year old?

Wiping the blood off your wang.

[Alice]

What do you get when you hit a baby with a baseball bat?

A huge erection.

[Beefy]

What do you get when you hit a baby with a baseball bat?

A huge erection.

Yeah, that was the other one that came to mind.

[Alice]

What do you get when you hit a baby with a baseball bat?

A huge erection.

Yeah, that was the other one that came to mind.

My favorite answer to your first joke...

Getting the blood out of your "World's Greatest Dad" t-shirt.

[Beefy]

What do you get when you hit a baby with a baseball bat?

A huge erection.

Yeah, that was the other one that came to mind.

My favorite answer to your first joke...

Getting the blood out of your "World's Greatest Dad" t-shirt.

I've also seen 'clown suit' get used.

[nishi]

it's hockey time, it's hockey time!!!!

hockey
      hockey
              hockey

[VikingJuice]

What do you get when you hit a baby with a baseball bat?

A huge erection.

Yeah, that was the other one that came to mind.

My favorite answer to your first joke...

Getting the blood out of your "World's Greatest Dad" t-shirt.

That reminds me....

What's the worst thing about going down on a hairless girl?              Putting the diaper back on.

[Alice]

it's hockey time, it's hockey time!!!!

hockey
      hockey
              hockey

Go Redwings!

[cnamon]

I have never been to a hockey game.  I am excited to go see the Caps play this year.

[nishi]

you will love hockey, dots!!!


alice, i am a free agent fan this year. i've followed the new jersey devils for a while because i love martin brodeur in the net, but i need to find a more interesting team to follow. i'm tempted by the penguins - but the red wings certainly are still in the running. between you and darius, i might get pulled over to the wing side!

for a while, i kept trying to like the blackhawks, but i've permanently given that up as hopeless.

[ignom]

I used to go to a lot of minor league hockey games when I was in high school because my mom's boss had season tickets. I wanted to go to Boston College because I liked their hockey team.

I don't watch it anymore.

[DownSouth]

I've only been to a minor league game.  It was fun though.

http://www.columbiainferno.com/

[Alice]

for a while, i kept trying to like the blackhawks, but i've permanently given that up as hopeless.

As a life-long Chicagoan, I understand completely.  I tried to like them but it's impossible.