Easy snack for the non-diabetics

[Listener]

Ingredients:

1 cup that holds 24 ounces of liquid.
6 to 12 Oreo cookies (any variety).
16 ounces of milk.
1 spoon.

Place Oreos in cup.  Pour milk into cup.  Wait a couple of minutes.  Eat Oreos with spoon.  Drink milk.  Scoop up sludge with spoon.

If you do this with the new Golden Oreos, you will feel your bloodsugar rise sharply.

I'm sure this would work with sugar-free cookies too, but we tend to keep Oreos in the house.

[Beefy]

1. Purchase Doritos.

2. Take Doritos home.

3. Open bag of Doritos.

4. Enjoy Doritos.

[ignom]

1. Purchase Ritz Crackers.

2. Take Ritz Crackers home.

3. Open bag of Ritz Crackers.

4. Enjoy Ritz Crackers.

[meredith]

1. Purchase Hooker.

2. Take Hooker to run-down motel.

3. Open legs of Hooker.

4. Enjoy your new venerial diseases.

[Jessie]

Buy a five pound bag of sugar.

Add just enough water to make it semi-liquified.

Drink with a straw.

Yum.

[BigDun]

We used to make butter and sugar sandwiches as a kid.

1) Butter one slice of white bread with room temp margarine.
2) Pour sugar over the bread letting as much sugar adhere to the butter as possible.
3) Eat.

Kids have an unusually high tolerance for things that are painfully sweet.

[DownSouth]

Y'all are making me sick.

[ursus]

Y'all are making me sick.

Just reading this makes my teeth hurt.

[Listener]

We used to make butter and sugar sandwiches as a kid.

1) Butter one slice of white bread with room temp margarine.
2) Pour sugar over the bread letting as much sugar adhere to the butter as possible.
3) Eat.

Kids have an unusually high tolerance for things that are painfully sweet.

That makes me cringe.

The worst we ever did as a kid was make suicides.  My dad worked for (and now owns) a soda distributorship, so we had a five-head soda fountain in the garage.  We used to mix all the different sodas together.

It was terrible.

[Beefy]

When I was a kid I ate a stick of margarine by itself.

[cnamon]

When I was a kid I ate a stick of margarine by itself.

That is awful!

That made my tummy hurt bad.

[Beefy]

When I was a kid I ate a stick of margarine by itself.

That is awful!

That made my tummy hurt bad.

Yeah, I'm not sure how I managed that one.  Then again, I used to eat Milkbone dog biscuits back then, too.

[Jessie]

Timothy will eat margarine by the spoonful.

My cousin and I used to have grossest sandwich contests.  A good one would have PB & J, lettuce, tomato, pickles, and potato chips.

I still like to eat sugar toast every now and then, but when I was a kid, I'd put so much sugar on it that it would form this thick, hard, crispy layer of sugar on top of the bread.

[meredith]

When I was a kid I ate a stick of margarine by itself.

That is awful!

That made my tummy hurt bad.

Yeah, I'm not sure how I managed that one.  Then again, I used to eat Milkbone dog biscuits back then, too.

Is there a lesson to be learned here?

[Beefy]

When I was a kid I ate a stick of margarine by itself.

That is awful!

That made my tummy hurt bad.

Yeah, I'm not sure how I managed that one.  Then again, I used to eat Milkbone dog biscuits back then, too.

Is there a lesson to be learned here?

I was a curious child?

[meredith]

When I was a kid I ate a stick of margarine by itself.

That is awful!

That made my tummy hurt bad.

Yeah, I'm not sure how I managed that one.  Then again, I used to eat Milkbone dog biscuits back then, too.

Is there a lesson to be learned here?

I was a curious child?

roight

carry on, then.

[BigDun]

I drank a cup of bleach when I was around 4. No accounting for the tastes of children.

[Jessie]

I drank a cup of bleach when I was around 4. No accounting for the tastes of children.

Timothy drank about a teaspoon of bleach when he was about 2.  He puked a lot.

[BigDun]

I drank a cup of bleach when I was around 4. No accounting for the tastes of children.

Timothy drank about a teaspoon of bleach when he was about 2.  He puked a lot.

I got a trip to the hospital and got intimate with a stomach pump.

[Mr. Ubiquity]

When I was a kid I ate a stick of margarine by itself.

That is awful!

That made my tummy hurt bad.

Yeah, I'm not sure how I managed that one.  Then again, I used to eat Milkbone dog biscuits back then, too.

Thats why your sooo beefy

[Jessie]

When I was a kid I ate a stick of margarine by itself.

That is awful!

That made my tummy hurt bad.

Yeah, I'm not sure how I managed that one.  Then again, I used to eat Milkbone dog biscuits back then, too.

Thats why you're hung like a horse.

[meredith]

AND I'VE BEEN FEEDING MILKBONES TO CUDDLES!!!!!


WATCH OUT BITCH THOSE THINGS ARE FOR ME!

[dazie]

Peanut butter and pickle sammiches.  Yum.

[Mr. Ubiquity]

Peanut butter and pickle sammiches.  Yum.

a leftover pregnant food craving?

[sapphirehart]

The other day, my 14 year old son was making a sandwich.  Unfortunately for him, we were out of sandwich meat.  However, he didn't realize this until after he'd already put mayo on two slices of bread.  So, instead of a ham sandwich, he had a mayo sandwich.