My new work computer

[ReBurn]

You need a new battery.

[ignom]

You need a new battery.

Apple products are so well known for the long life of their batteries.

[ignom]

This is neat. Still trying to figure it out.

http://www.apple.com/downloads/dashboard/?r=dbw

[Gamplayerx]

You should get the Elements widget and freak nallen out by randomly dropping elements into conversations.

[ignom]

I went straight to the Webcams, but sadly there were no nude 18-year-old-girl webcams listed.

[Dry then Catch]

GOOGLE EARTH lol

[Gamplayerx]

Haha!  You still can't have Google Earth, can you?

[ignom]

You're a cock.

[Mr. Ubiquity]

If i didnt spend so much computer trying new programs, trying new settings, adding new components for upgrade or whatever and wanted a pc that will work consitantly and everything i start it only using a small selection of programs, i would probably get one of those.    Apple always breaks the mold when it comes to computer design.

[ReBurn]

Is that why Macs always look so funny?

[ignom]

Is that why Macs always look so funny?

Unique. The word is unique.

[Mr. Ubiquity]

Is that why Macs always look so funny?

Unique. The word is unique.

expensive.  the word is expensive.

[nishi]

Is that why Macs always look so funny?

Unique. The word is unique.

expensive.  the word is expensive.

not for that little ham sandwich it's not.

you see why they don't put me in charge of naming computers. if it was the size of a ham sandwich, i would name it 'ham sandwich'.

[ignom]

It was my idea first, or at least I put the idea in your head.

I hope these little things are worthwhile. It's about the size of a ham sandwich.

[nishi]

It was my idea first, or at least I put the idea in your head.

I hope these little things are worthwhile. It's about the size of a ham sandwich.

anyone can see that it's the exact size of a ham sandwich. in fact, it's exactly the size of my lunch ham sandwich that i ate for breakfast.

plus, you can see it's the size of a ham sandwich and yet you have caved in to the conformity of calling it the mac mini. which in fact seems stolen from the mini cooper.

does this mean everything in our society is going to be megaminisized now? instead of those 1 gallon convenience store travel cups, you can only get a demi-tasse?

[Alice]

not for that little ham sandwich it's not.

you see why they don't put me in charge of naming computers. if it was the size of a ham sandwich, i would name it 'ham sandwich'.

If I ever have kids, will you be in the delivery room when I give birth & name my kids for me?

[nishi]

not for that little ham sandwich it's not.

you see why they don't put me in charge of naming computers. if it was the size of a ham sandwich, i would name it 'ham sandwich'.

If I ever have kids, will you be in the delivery room when I give birth & name my kids for me?

yes. and i will do my best to help pay for their therapy later, since i can guarantee that one of them will be named winston churchill.

[Alice]

not for that little ham sandwich it's not.

you see why they don't put me in charge of naming computers. if it was the size of a ham sandwich, i would name it 'ham sandwich'.

If I ever have kids, will you be in the delivery room when I give birth & name my kids for me?

yes. and i will do my best to help pay for their therapy later, since i can guarantee that one of them will be named winston churchill.

"Ms. Newport, I've come to pick up your daughter for prom."

"WINNNNSTONNNNN, are you ready?  Billy is here and we still have pictures to take!"

[ignom]

Nacho Cheese and Cool Ranch Liddell

[cnamon]

Golden Raines Newport.

[Jessie]

Felching Mung Newport, III

[Alice]

Felching Mung Newport, III

Where are the first 2?

[Jessie]

Felching Mung Newport, III

Where are the first 2?

I just like the sound of it when you add the third on there.  It could be replaced with Esq. if you prefer.

[cnamon]

Shouldabenna Stainonsheets Newport

[Beefy]

Felching Mung Newport, III

Where are the first 2?

Munged.