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Mark Wahlberg: Aquaman?

Started by Beef, August 16, 2005, 06:38:53 AM

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ignom

I think Andy Dick should play Aquaman. It would be a horrible movie, but then, I'm not going to see it anyway.
Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.

Jessie

Following ignom's train of thought, I nominate J-Lo.
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

ursus

Hey, then we could get James Camer.... oh wait.
Is there a way to have Hans Zimmer write the score?
How about Jaime Gurtz and Leonardo DiCaprio in supporting roles?

Gad, uberdreck!

There just aren't enough of the "barfy" smilies...
I was just wondering...

Gamplayerx

Wow.  That was pretty good Jami Gertz name mangling there.

Alice

Mark Wahlberg is a great actor for people that aren't very intelligent.  If his nostrils are flared, it means he is mad or thinking.  If they are not, he is thinking about thinking or thinking about getting mad.


Jessie

we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

Beefy

I thought Wahlberg was good in Three Kings.  It's not easy to hold your own opposite Ice Cube.

DownSouth

16:15:43 [Gamplayerx] Juneau, I could really go for some pie. You better Belize it!

Mr. Ubiquity

Boogie Nights.


Or did you all forget he was there because my lil goddess Julianne Moore was in there ?  :evil:
"if I wank to it, will u feel disgusted or flattered or a perverse combo of both?"

cnamon

Quote from: Beefy on August 16, 2005, 02:23:00 PM
I thought Wahlberg was good in Three Kings.  It's not easy to hold your own opposite Ice Cube.
I thought the same.  I want to see how he is in Four Brothers.

ReBurn

Quote from: Gamplayerx on August 16, 2005, 10:27:11 AM
Wow.  That was pretty good Jami Gertz name mangling there.

Jami Gertz

:drool: :drool: :drool:
11:42:24 [Gamplayerx] I keep getting knocked up.
11:42:28 [Gamplayerx] Er. OUT!

Gamplayerx

Quote from: cnamon on August 16, 2005, 02:24:57 PM
Quote from: Beefy on August 16, 2005, 02:23:00 PM
I thought Wahlberg was good in Three Kings.  It's not easy to hold your own opposite Ice Cube.
I thought the same.  I want to see how he is in Four Brothers.
In the commercials, he's looking mighty bad.  It's like age snuck up on him and smacked him square in the kisser.

ReBurn

Quote from: cnamon on August 16, 2005, 02:24:57 PM
Quote from: Beefy on August 16, 2005, 02:23:00 PM
I thought Wahlberg was good in Three Kings.  It's not easy to hold your own opposite Ice Cube.
I thought the same.  I want to see how he is in Four Brothers.
There's no way those four guys all have the same mom.
11:42:24 [Gamplayerx] I keep getting knocked up.
11:42:28 [Gamplayerx] Er. OUT!

VikingJuice

Quote from: AliceLiddell on August 16, 2005, 02:13:53 PM
Mark Wahlberg is a great actor for people that aren't very intelligent.  If his nostrils are flared, it means he is mad or thinking.  If they are not, he is thinking about thinking or thinking about getting mad.



I think Wallberg has the capability to be a strong actor as evidenced by the titles listed below.  BUT, I think he usually chooses crappy films that don't ask much of him other than to look tough and flair his nostrils.

I thought he was great in Boogie Nights and I really liked him in Rockstar.

Beefy

I always forget about Rock Star.  I like that movie.

Yes, I like it.  Screw you.

ursus

Djehmee Ghertes... :-*

Blegh, I just don't get it...
I was just wondering...

ReBurn

Quote from: Beefy on August 16, 2005, 03:54:36 PM
I always forget about Rock Star.  I like that movie.

Yes, I like it.  Screw you.
I liked Rock Star, too.  I watched it without knowing what it was, and then I was surprised when I found out.
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ignom

The Corruptor kicks ass.

I refuse to watch The Truth About Charlie. Marky Mark is no Cary Grant.
Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.

Beefy

Quote from: ignom on August 16, 2005, 08:32:03 PM
The Corruptor kicks ass.

I refuse to watch The Truth About Charlie. Marky Mark is no Cary Grant.

Ugh.  No kidding.  I winced when I saw the casting for that film.

Alice

Quote from: vikingjuice on August 16, 2005, 03:41:42 PM
BUT, I think he usually chooses crappy films that don't ask much of him other than to look tough and flair his nostrils.

Chooses crappy films?  Or are those the only ones offered to him?

VikingJuice

Quote from: AliceLiddell on August 18, 2005, 09:30:59 AM
Quote from: vikingjuice on August 16, 2005, 03:41:42 PM
BUT, I think he usually chooses crappy films that don't ask much of him other than to look tough and flair his nostrils.

Chooses crappy films?  Or are those the only ones offered to him?

Probably a mix but you're right, most good stuff won't be offered to him.

Beefy

Quote from: vikingjuice on August 18, 2005, 03:01:31 PM
Quote from: AliceLiddell on August 18, 2005, 09:30:59 AM
Quote from: vikingjuice on August 16, 2005, 03:41:42 PM
BUT, I think he usually chooses crappy films that don't ask much of him other than to look tough and flair his nostrils.

Chooses crappy films?  Or are those the only ones offered to him?

Probably a mix but you're right, most good stuff won't be offered to him.

Three Kings, I Heart Huckabees, Boogie Nights, The Italian Job... he's not doing too badly.

ursus

Quote from: vikingjuice on August 18, 2005, 03:01:31 PM
Quote from: AliceLiddell on August 18, 2005, 09:30:59 AM
Quote from: vikingjuice on August 16, 2005, 03:41:42 PM
BUT, I think he usually chooses crappy films that don't ask much of him other than to look tough and flair his nostrils.

Chooses crappy films?  Or are those the only ones offered to him?

Probably a mix but you're right, most good stuff won't be offered to him.
Define good...
I was just wondering...

ReBurn

Quote from: ursus on August 18, 2005, 04:44:04 PM
Quote from: vikingjuice on August 18, 2005, 03:01:31 PM
Quote from: AliceLiddell on August 18, 2005, 09:30:59 AM
Quote from: vikingjuice on August 16, 2005, 03:41:42 PM
BUT, I think he usually chooses crappy films that don't ask much of him other than to look tough and flair his nostrils.

Chooses crappy films?  Or are those the only ones offered to him?

Probably a mix but you're right, most good stuff won't be offered to him.
Define good...
I thought Johnny Mnemonic was good, so you probably wouldn't want me defining good.
11:42:24 [Gamplayerx] I keep getting knocked up.
11:42:28 [Gamplayerx] Er. OUT!