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Started by Listener, August 11, 2005, 07:52:01 AM

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Listener

My wife loves the Oreos.  But she also loves milk.  When she runs out of milk, she has to dip the Oreos in something.

So she dips them in water.

WATER!

That's HORRIBLE!

I have to drink Lactaid because straight milk upsets my stomach.  I don't mind if she takes some of that.  But no, she'd rather dunk the cookies in WATER.  Then drink that water.

Every time I see her doing that I shudder uncontrollably.  It's horrible.

Just had to share.

Jessie

That's gross.  Oreos dipped in KoolAid is aawesome, though.
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

DownSouth

16:15:43 [Gamplayerx] Juneau, I could really go for some pie. You better Belize it!

Gamplayerx

Listener, YWIOBSC*.  And so is jessie.

*Your Wife is Obviously Bat Shiat Crazy.  YAOBSC is an acronym we use a lot - I adjusted it for your wife.

dazie

OMG that's yacktacular.

(I just made that word up, but it seems appropriate)
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?

ignom

Sometimes I'll dip bread in water and eat it, especially if it's French bread or something, but nothing like Oreos.
Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.

Jessie

Quote from: ignom on August 11, 2005, 09:51:34 AM
Sometimes I'll dip bread in water and eat it, especially if it's French bread or something, but nothing like Oreos.

Freak.
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.