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Started by Listener, August 02, 2005, 02:46:07 PM

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August 02, 2005, 02:46:07 PM
The pictures made them look tasty.  They looked like Checkers spicy fries, but with chicken inside.

Really, what they look like in person is thick brown rectangles of breading with chicken inside.

Don't waste your money.  Even with barbecue sauce they're not very good.

Burger King usually has some pretty good stuff.  But this isn't good.  Not at all.

dazie

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August 02, 2005, 02:48:13 PM
Quote from: Listener on August 02, 2005, 02:46:07 PM
The pictures made them look tasty.  They looked like Checkers spicy fries, but with chicken inside.

Really, what they look like in person is thick brown rectangles of breading with chicken inside.

Don't waste your money.  Even with barbecue sauce they're not very good.

Burger King usually has some pretty good stuff.  But this isn't good.  Not at all.

Duly noted.  May I interest you in a copy of "Fast Food Nation" sometime?
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?

Listener

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August 02, 2005, 02:51:02 PM
Quote from: dazie on August 02, 2005, 02:48:13 PM
Quote from: Listener on August 02, 2005, 02:46:07 PM
The pictures made them look tasty. They looked like Checkers spicy fries, but with chicken inside.

Really, what they look like in person is thick brown rectangles of breading with chicken inside.

Don't waste your money. Even with barbecue sauce they're not very good.

Burger King usually has some pretty good stuff. But this isn't good. Not at all.

Duly noted. May I interest you in a copy of "Fast Food Nation" sometime?

No.  But thanks.

ignom

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August 02, 2005, 02:54:16 PM
I read the first half of Fast Food Nation, it had about the same effect on me as Supersize Me. I've gained a lot of weight since then.
Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.

DownSouth

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August 02, 2005, 02:55:41 PM
Never heard of them. 
16:15:43 [Gamplayerx] Juneau, I could really go for some pie. You better Belize it!

Listener

#5
August 02, 2005, 03:10:17 PM
Quote from: DownSouth on August 02, 2005, 02:55:41 PM
Never heard of them.

They're chicken tenders, but shaped and sized like french fries.

DownSouth

#6
August 02, 2005, 03:16:54 PM
Quote from: Listener on August 02, 2005, 03:10:17 PM
Quote from: DownSouth on August 02, 2005, 02:55:41 PM
Never heard of them.

They're chicken tenders, but shaped and sized like french fries.
Must be greasy as hell.
16:15:43 [Gamplayerx] Juneau, I could really go for some pie. You better Belize it!

Listener

#7
August 02, 2005, 03:21:06 PM
Quote from: DownSouth on August 02, 2005, 03:16:54 PM
Quote from: Listener on August 02, 2005, 03:10:17 PM
Quote from: DownSouth on August 02, 2005, 02:55:41 PM
Never heard of them.

They're chicken tenders, but shaped and sized like french fries.
Must be greasy as hell.

Actually, they're not, which surprised me.

dazie

#8
August 02, 2005, 04:24:40 PM
Quote from: ignom on August 02, 2005, 02:54:16 PM
I read the first half of Fast Food Nation, it had about the same effect on me as Supersize Me. I've gained a lot of weight since then.

?
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?

BigDun

#9
August 02, 2005, 07:08:44 PM
The one time I tried them I thought they were meh at best. And they didn't even include the damn dipping sauce!
16:26:25 [DownSouth] I'm in a monkey rutt

Gamplayerx

#10
August 03, 2005, 06:11:18 AM
Okay.  You've convinced me.  No chicken fries for me.  I don't know how I'm going to resist.  It's going to be tough.  But I'm strong.  I'll make it through somehow.

vampirepenguin

#11
October 24, 2005, 06:03:04 PM
I've eaten them and I will say that they are probably the only thing I would ever consider ordering from burger king. The ones here in denver are spicy and flavorful, not greasy either... so I can't vouch for the tastiness of the chicken fries in other BK markets.. but I will say they are safe to eat here.
full of mulatto goodness since 1979!

sapphirehart

#12
October 24, 2005, 06:07:34 PM
The Burger King in my small town closed.   :(

Infobahn

#13
October 24, 2005, 06:11:29 PM
My kid loves Chicken Fries.

Gamplayerx

#14
October 25, 2005, 11:43:39 AM
I've still somehow managed to escape the siren's pull of chicken fries.

Jessie

#15
October 25, 2005, 11:48:39 AM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on October 25, 2005, 11:43:39 AM
I've still somehow managed to escape the siren's pull of chicken fries.

Me too.  I may have to give them a go.
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

DownSouth

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October 25, 2005, 11:50:37 AM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on October 25, 2005, 11:43:39 AM
I've still somehow managed to escape the siren's pull of chicken fries.
Did you fill up on pickles?
16:15:43 [Gamplayerx] Juneau, I could really go for some pie. You better Belize it!

Dry then Catch

#17
October 25, 2005, 11:51:23 AM
how are they any different than BK's 99 cent chicken tenders?

ignom

#18
October 25, 2005, 11:55:06 AM
Quote from: CatchrNdRy on October 25, 2005, 11:51:23 AM
how are they any different than BK's 99 cent chicken tenders?

They're shaped like fries.
Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.

Gamplayerx

#19
October 25, 2005, 12:04:44 PM
Quote from: DownSouth on October 25, 2005, 11:50:37 AM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on October 25, 2005, 11:43:39 AM
I've still somehow managed to escape the siren's pull of chicken fries.
Did you fill up on pickles?
No.  Jerk.  ;D
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