Must Love Generic Romance Comedies

[Listener]

The wife read Must Love Dogs and wanted to see the movie, so I agreed to go.  After all, it has John Cusack in it, and he was in one of the ultimate romance movies (Say Anything), so I figured it wouldn't be too bad.

The previews were for more romantic comedies.  Surprise, surprise.

If you're a guy being dragged to MLD, you won't hate it.  It's funny enough to keep you interested.

It's got all the generic parts of the average romance comedy:  divorcees, meddling family members, widowed parent dating again, the right guy, the wrong guy, the Big Mistake, the ridiculous coincidence, and at the end, the Crazy Thing Done To Win Them Back.

I give it $6.50 (out of $10.00).  Unfortunately, I paid $8.00.  $16.00, if you count the wife's ticket. 

The extra 50 cents, by the way, were for all the doggies.

Especially this one:

[ignom]

I'll watch any movie with John Cusack in it. I was going to watch High Fidelity tonight, but I can't find my copy. Last week, i couldn't find the book, and I had to go buy a new copy, now I can't find my DVD.

BTW,

and at the end, the Crazy Thing Done To Win Them Back.

Thanks for giving away the ending!

[ReBurn]

I'm watching Better Off Dead.  I want my two dollars!

[Listener]

I'm watching Better Off Dead. I want my two dollars!

It's funny... for a long time, I'd only seen Better Off Dead once in full... then I saw it on Comedy Central a lot.  It wasn't until I bought the DVD that I remembered all the stuff that Comedy Central cuts out.

Diane Franklin was sooooooooo cute in that movie.

Oh, and BTW,

BTW,

and at the end, the Crazy Thing Done To Win Them Back.

Thanks for giving away the ending!

I didn't say if it worked, now did I?

[Beefy]

If Diane Franklin was the French chick, she forever soiled her image by accepting the role of the biggest bitch in an 80's film in The Last American Virgin.

[ReBurn]

If Diane Franklin was the French chick, she forever soiled her image by accepting the role of the biggest bitch in an 80's film in The Last American Virgin.

She was.  But at least she got naked.

[Beefy]

If Diane Franklin was the French chick, she forever soiled her image by accepting the role of the biggest bitch in an 80's film in The Last American Virgin.

She was.  But at least she got naked.

She was evil!

EVIL!!!

[VikingJuice]

If Diane Franklin was the French chick, she forever soiled her image by accepting the role of the biggest bitch in an 80's film in The Last American Virgin.

Mmmm the french chick.   

[Listener]

If Diane Franklin was the French chick, she forever soiled her image by accepting the role of the biggest bitch in an 80's film in The Last American Virgin.

She was.  But at least she got naked.

She got naked in that?  w00t!

*adds that film to amazon wishlist*

[Gamplayerx]

If Diane Franklin was the French chick, she forever soiled her image by accepting the role of the biggest bitch in an 80's film in The Last American Virgin.

She was.  But at least she got naked.

She was evil!

EVIL!!!

Poor little virgin guy.  She stomped all over his heart.

[Listener]

If Diane Franklin was the French chick, she forever soiled her image by accepting the role of the biggest bitch in an 80's film in The Last American Virgin.

She was.  But at least she got naked.

She was evil!

EVIL!!!

Poor little virgin guy.  She stomped all over his heart.

At least she didn't give him a pen.

[ignom]

If Diane Franklin was the French chick, she forever soiled her image by accepting the role of the biggest bitch in an 80's film in The Last American Virgin.

She was.  But at least she got naked.

She was evil!

EVIL!!!

Poor little virgin guy.  She stomped all over his heart.

At least she didn't give him a pen.

I gave her my herpes, she gave me a pen.

[Gamplayerx]

You must've watched a different version of the movie than I did.

[Beefy]

He didn't get to rub his tentacles all over her, that's for sure.

[VikingJuice]

He didn't get to rub his tentacles all over her, that's for sure.

I bet he could have used that manual on how to pick up sleazy chicks.

[Beefy]

Doing a GIS for Diane Franklin results in some of the afore mentioned nude shots.

Also, there is http://www.dianefranklin.com.

And she was cute as a button in Better Off Dead and Bill and Ted.

But still, in that one movie...



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[ignom]

I just now realized that One Crazy Summer is not a sequel to Better Off Dead.

[Beefy]

I just now realized that One Crazy Summer is not a sequel to Better Off Dead.

One Crazy Summer wishes it was Better Off Dead.

[Gamplayerx]

I just now realized that One Crazy Summer is not a sequel to Better Off Dead.

One Crazy Summer wishes it was Better Off Dead.

But Demi Moore sings in One Crazy Summer.  How can you get any better than that?

[ReBurn]

I just now realized that One Crazy Summer is not a sequel to Better Off Dead.

One Crazy Summer wishes it was Better Off Dead.

But Demi Moore sings in One Crazy Summer.  How can you get any better than that?

She got naked in Striptease.  That's infinitely better.

[ignom]

I just now realized that One Crazy Summer is not a sequel to Better Off Dead.

One Crazy Summer wishes it was Better Off Dead.

But Demi Moore sings in One Crazy Summer.  How can you get any better than that?

She got naked in Striptease.  That's infinitely better.

She had fake breasts in Striptease. That's infinitely worse.

[ReBurn]

I just now realized that One Crazy Summer is not a sequel to Better Off Dead.

One Crazy Summer wishes it was Better Off Dead.

But Demi Moore sings in One Crazy Summer.  How can you get any better than that?

She got naked in Striptease.  That's infinitely better.

But as far as fake breasts go she could have done worse.

She had fake breasts in Striptease. That's infinitely worse.

[VikingJuice]

I just now realized that One Crazy Summer is not a sequel to Better Off Dead.

One Crazy Summer wishes it was Better Off Dead.

But Demi Moore sings in One Crazy Summer.  How can you get any better than that?

Actually, she didn't.  That was a voice double.  The real singer was the chick who played Pee-Wee's girlfriend in PW's Big Adventure.  She's also the vocalist that did Smelly Cat in one episode of Friends.

[ReBurn]

I just now realized that One Crazy Summer is not a sequel to Better Off Dead.

One Crazy Summer wishes it was Better Off Dead.

But Demi Moore sings in One Crazy Summer.  How can you get any better than that?

She got naked in Striptease.  That's infinitely better.

But as far as fake breasts go she could have done worse.

She had fake breasts in Striptease. That's infinitely worse.

Look, I pulled a jessie!

[dazie]

I just now realized that One Crazy Summer is not a sequel to Better Off Dead.

One Crazy Summer wishes it was Better Off Dead.

We are from the planet of the TOES!

Do NOT mock One Crazy Summer.