Beef, Bish, somebody tell me something about this

[ignom]

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0457456/

[ReBurn]

I can tell you that it has Rob Schneider in it, therefor it will be moronic and sophmoric.  And it will likely suck butt.

[Beefy]

I'm actually looking forward to Deuce 2.

[meredith]

I'm actually looking forward to Deuce 2.

You are?

[Beefy]

I'm actually looking forward to Deuce 2.

You are?

Yup.  Part 1 made me laugh quite a bit.

[Bishamonten]

I'm actually looking forward to Deuce 2.

Deuce Bigalow is a absolute gem.  I have high hopes for Deuce 2.

THAT'S A HUGE BITCH!

[ignom]

YES I WANT TO SEE DEUCE 2, BUT THAT'S NOT WHAT I'M ASKING!

GODDAMMIT.

[Beefy]

I'm actually looking forward to Deuce 2.

Deuce Bigalow is a absolute gem.  I have high hopes for Deuce 2.

THAT'S A HUGE BITCH!

Oh, cakes and pies!  Cakes and pies!

[Bishamonten]

I'm actually looking forward to Deuce 2.

Deuce Bigalow is a absolute gem.  I have high hopes for Deuce 2.

THAT'S A HUGE BITCH!

Oh, cakes and pies!  Cakes and pies!

"once I dropped a ci-gar ash on his carpet.  He made me pick it up."

"that doesn't sound so bad!"

"... with my anus"

[Beefy]

Did you say steak?

[Bishamonten]

Kate: I don't understand why women do it. I don't see how they can get any pleasure from it. It's gross and unnatural. It's not supposed to go up there. Frankly, I don't even understand why men want that kind of thing either.
Deuce Bigalow: So you're opposed to women being involved in modern space exploration?
Kate: Absolutely! Frankly, I'd rather take it up the butt

great bit.

[meredith]

All of the things you're quoting are exactly why I asked about looking forward to a second.  How confident are you that it will come close to the first?

[Beefy]

SHIT! SHIT WHORES!