House of the Dead

[ignom]

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0317676/

This movie just came on Showtime. imdb gives it a 2.3/10. Clint Howard is in it.

I don't know anything about the video game it is based on, but people sure seem to hate Uwe Boll, the director.

Clint Howard.

I'm giving it a try.

[Beefy]

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0317676/

This movie just came on Showtime. imdb gives it a 2.3/10. Clint Howard is in it.

I don't know anything about the video game it is based on, but people sure seem to hate Uwe Boll, the director.

Clint Howard.

I'm giving it a try.

Easily the worst theatrical release of its year.  Worse than Gigli.

Wait for the back tracking camera shot where they leave the camera tracks in the shot.  Great stuff.

[eo000]

okay, just turned it on. did i miss any crucial plot points?

[ignom]

I don't know, I turned it to toon disney to watch the Tick. I just turned the movie back on.

[eo000]

i just got done watching the hostage. i wasn't too bad.

[ignom]

i just got done watching the hostage. i wasn't too bad.

How bad were you?

[eo000]

i just got done watching the hostage. i wasn't too bad.

How bad were you?

dammit.

it wasn't too bad.

[eo000]

i just got done watching the hostage. i wasn't too bad.

How bad were you?

dammit.

it wasn't too bad.

i was horrible.

[eo000]

these are the weakest zombies ever.

[ignom]

I have the movie on and it's loud, but I haven't paid a bit of attention to it.

[eo000]

I have the movie on and it's loud, but I haven't paid a bit of attention to it.

underwater zombie fight. you're really missing out.

[ignom]

Dawn of the Dead was on Starz tonight, but I don't get Starz. I get all of the other Encore channels, just not Starz.

[ignom]

Is that one chick wearing some kind of American flag jumpsuit?

[eo000]

Is that one chick wearing some kind of American flag jumpsuit?

yes. and she looks amazing.