Bunny!!!

[Jessie]

[eo000]

get that hippy a hair cut!!   

[Beefy]

When you go to sleep, it comes and sits on your chest and breathes in your soul a little bit more each night.

It will also leave pellets in your nostrils.

[ignom]

http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=1561250

[Jessie]

I guess you won't be coming to visit!

I love her.  She's so sweet and cuddly.  You will not BBQ her.

[Alice]

Um, I don't think that's a bunny.

[nishi]

Um, I don't think that's a bunny.

no. i think it's a very very small ringo starr, circa 1963.

[ReBurn]

It has hair like my dog's.  It parts down the middle.

[dazie]

You own a tribble??

[Alice]

Um, I don't think that's a bunny.

no. i think it's a very very small ringo starr, circa 1963.

Perhaps.  If it is, let's hope it came with a COA.

[Jessie]

She's so sweet.  I'm very happy that we got her.  So is the Pomeranian.  He's suddenly VERY interested in my bedroom.

[Gamplayerx]

Why is the rat in your bedroom?  I thought you got it for Timothy.

[Jessie]

There isn't room in his room right now for the rat.  She'll probably be in the living room area when we move. 

[cnamon]

Cornrow that bunny's hair.

[Jessie]

The lady that had her cut her bangs so they're all jacked up. 

I guess she didn't realize that they were supposed to be long.

I'm letting them grow back out.  Then I'm going to dye her hair and give her a mohawk.

[DownSouth]

You did make sure the apt. place allows pets.

[Jessie]

You did make sure the apt. place allows pets.

No cats or dogs or ferrets til 2007 because my unit (snicker, I said unit) has new carpet, but caged animals are a-ok.

[Alice]

Then I'm going to dye her hair and give her a mohawk.

That would kick so much ass.

[Jessie]

Mom's bf found ANOTHER free guinea pig and cage in the paper today.

Bunny might be getting a friend!

[Alice]

Mom's bf found ANOTHER free guinea pig and cage in the paper today.

Bunny might be getting a friend!

What are you going to name it?  Horsey?  Piggy?  Gerbily?

[Jessie]

Mom's bf found ANOTHER free guinea pig and cage in the paper today.

Bunny might be getting a friend!

What are you going to name it?  Horsey?  Piggy?  Gerbily?

Either whatever it's already named or fucker.

[Beefy]

Mom's bf found ANOTHER free guinea pig and cage in the paper today.

Bunny might be getting a friend!

What are you going to name it?  Horsey?  Piggy?  Gerbily?

Either whatever it's already named or fucker.

That'll be a great way to flesh out Timothy's vocabulary.

[nishi]

Mom's bf found ANOTHER free guinea pig and cage in the paper today.

Bunny might be getting a friend!

What are you going to name it?  Horsey?  Piggy?  Gerbily?

Either whatever it's already named or fucker.

That'll be a great way to flesh out Timothy's vocabulary.

especially if the other guinea pig is already named "cunt".

[Jessie]

Mom's bf found ANOTHER free guinea pig and cage in the paper today.

Bunny might be getting a friend!

What are you going to name it?  Horsey?  Piggy?  Gerbily?

Either whatever it's already named or fucker.

That'll be a great way to flesh out Timothy's vocabulary.

especially if the other guinea pig is already named "cunt".

That's her middle name.

I called about the other rat yesterday, but it was already given away.

I went today and bought Bunny lots of stuff at the pet store.  She was acting kind of lethargic, probably from a combination of the cedar shavings she was in (that's bad for the guinea pigs) and that she was alone too much the past day or so.  I bought her some cozy pine shavings, some new food that she LOVES, some timothy hay, some bird treats, and a harness.  We took her outside where she ate lots of clover, then she spent the rest of the night eating.  She loves oranges.

[Alice]

I'm guessing the lethargy came from all the time and energy she's spent on trying to figure out what she is.  Am I a bunny?  Am I a 1337 pig?  Who knows!