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Started by eo000, July 03, 2005, 08:53:22 PM

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eo000

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i thought it was pretty cool.

dazie

How does one teach a dog to skateboard?

(wants to try it with the Dane)
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?

eo000


Gamplayerx

I've seen that before, but still cool.  I wish our cats weren't as dumb as rocks so we could teach them some more tricks.  Pretty much the only one they've mastered is fetch.

Alice

Quote from: Gamplayerx on July 03, 2005, 09:05:00 PM
I've seen that before, but still cool.  I wish our cats weren't as dumb as rocks so we could teach them some more tricks.  Pretty much the only one they've mastered is fetch.

They're cats.  It's a given that they're dumb as rocks.

Power to the dogs!

Gamplayerx

Hey!  I've had clever cats in the past.  These two just don't quite qualify for mensa - maybe Sally Field can lend her support.

Infobahn

There is no such thing as a clever cat.  Cat's are evil.

BigDun

That dog is so much cooler than Spuds Mackenzie.
16:26:25 [DownSouth] I'm in a monkey rutt

Gamplayerx

Quote from: Infobahn on July 03, 2005, 09:31:26 PM
There is no such thing as a clever cat.  Cat's are evil.
Untrue.  Cat hater.  I'm going to send my cats to, um, well, they really don't know how to do anything but be cute and cuddly and snuggly and sweet.  Oh, and they can fetch.  So, I'm going to NOT send them to you.  Yeah.  That's the ticket.  That'll learn ya.

dazie

"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?

ReBurn

My stoopid dog is currently on the hunt.  There's a housefly on his turf.
11:42:24 [Gamplayerx] I keep getting knocked up.
11:42:28 [Gamplayerx] Er. OUT!

BigDun

I need to teach my dog to hunt houseflies.

As it is now, if there is a housefly in my house I grab the swatter and start the hunt. The dogs hide in the bedroom.
16:26:25 [DownSouth] I'm in a monkey rutt

ReBurn

From the fly or the swatter?  For my dog, hunting flies is serious business.
11:42:24 [Gamplayerx] I keep getting knocked up.
11:42:28 [Gamplayerx] Er. OUT!

BigDun

Quote from: ReBurninator on July 03, 2005, 10:56:35 PM
From the fly or the swatter?  For my dog, hunting flies is serious business.

From the swatter. I agree with your dog. Hunting flies is very serious business.
16:26:25 [DownSouth] I'm in a monkey rutt

Gamplayerx

Remember that story where someone is running around bragging that they killed 9 (or 7 or some number that's more than 1) with one shot and everyone thinks he means he killed people, but it's just flies?  I can't recall the details any better, so I couldn't find it on Google.  But when is it time to admit you have a fly problem?

dazie

Quote from: Gamplayerx on July 04, 2005, 06:42:45 AM
Remember that story where someone is running around bragging that they killed 9 (or 7 or some number that's more than 1) with one shot and everyone thinks he means he killed people, but it's just flies?  I can't recall the details any better, so I couldn't find it on Google.  But when is it time to admit you have a fly problem?

It had Mickey Mouse in it.  He was a tailor.
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?

Alice

It's called The Brave Little Tailor.  By the Grimm Brothers.

If you guys have never read actual Grimm Brother tales, I'd suggest you do.  They're way better than the Disneyized versions.

Gamplayerx

Quote from: aliceliddell on July 04, 2005, 03:00:38 PM
It's called The Brave Little Tailor.  By the Grimm Brothers.

If you guys have never read actual Grimm Brother tales, I'd suggest you do.  They're way better than the Disneyized versions.
That's must be the one I've read - there was no Mickey Mouse.

dazie

http://disneyshorts.toonzone.net/years/1938/bravelittletailor.html

But Mickey WAS in the Brave Little Tailor! 

(yes- I know the Grimm one came first and is most likely much better.)
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?

BigDun

Quote from: BigDun on July 03, 2005, 10:58:04 PM
Quote from: ReBurninator on July 03, 2005, 10:56:35 PM
From the fly or the swatter?  For my dog, hunting flies is serious business.

From the swatter. I agree with your dog. Hunting flies is very serious business.

I have been dog sitting for my in-laws dogs for a week now. Tonight I killed two flies. I am currently on the hunt for the third fly that dares to exist in my presence.

Be veewweey quiet.

Death awaits.
16:26:25 [DownSouth] I'm in a monkey rutt