Cross your appendages for me

[Jessie]

Mom's boyfriend just made his life have meaning.  He called me and said taht there's an ad for a free guinea pig and cage in today's Bargain Mart. 

I called and left a message.  I hope I get it.

I'm pretty sure it's in the right country this time.

[ReBurn]

I'll start stoking the coals if someone will get the spit ready.

[DownSouth]

Good luck.  Save me a leg.

[Beefy]

My sister had a couple of gerbils when we were kids.  They mated, had kids, and then ate their eyes out.

[Infobahn]

Good luck. Save me a leg.

I get the flank steak.

[Jessie]

She's a year old, her name is Bunny, she has long hair, and I'm going to pick her up on Tuesday.

Yay!  I'm so excited.

[DownSouth]

Congratulations!

[eo000]

yay. you will be the proud owner of an overgrown rat.

[Infobahn]

You have A Guinea Pig named Bunny?

[Jessie]

Thanks.

I'm actually really excited that the cage is free.  Those things are expensive.

[Jessie]

You have A Guinea Pig named Bunny?

I will as of Tuesday.

I already have a cat named Opossum, so it's kind of fitting.

[Gamplayerx]

Do you pronounce the "O"?

[Jessie]

No, that would be silly.