I hate this computer

[ignom]

In Word, the document looks normal, I spent two days getting it to look how it is supposed to look. But when I print it, it prints part of the next page on the bottom and screws everything up. So I have to go in and put extra spaces at the top of the next page so that what is on the next page stays on the next page. Even when I save it as a pdf, if does the same thing.

As if I didn't have high blood pressure before, today is making me boil.

[Bennyhana]

Does Insert->Break->Page Break   Not work?

[Jessie]

Somebody had to do it.

Look, it's special!

[ignom]

Does Insert->Break->Page Break   Not work?

It's 46 pages long, I don't want to have to break page 46 times. I mostly just want to complain.

[Bennyhana]

Got it.  Fuggin Microsuck bastards!

[Gamplayerx]

Have you not heard of block protect?

[Gamplayerx]

Oh, sorry.  I just read that you don't want advice.  Recommence complaining.

[Infobahn]

Dear god, we wouldn't want people to read instructions!

[BigDun]

Call the help desk. The gentle music you listen to when on hold will calm you down.

[Beefy]

My computer at home is officially toast.  I have to wipe all drives and rebuild.

[cnamon]

My computer at home is officially toast.  I have to wipe all drives and rebuild.

Mine is dead.  It didn't help that I screwed up the screen either.  Now I have to buy a new laptop.

[ignom]

My computer at home is officially toast.  I have to wipe all drives and rebuild.

Mine is dead.  It didn't help that I screwed up the screen either.  Now I have to buy a new laptop.

Did you throw a quarter at it?

[Beefy]

My computer at home is officially toast.  I have to wipe all drives and rebuild.

Mine is dead.  It didn't help that I screwed up the screen either.  Now I have to buy a new laptop.

Did you throw a quarter at it?

A silver dollar.  She's not cheap like you.

[cnamon]

My computer at home is officially toast.  I have to wipe all drives and rebuild.

Mine is dead.  It didn't help that I screwed up the screen either.  Now I have to buy a new laptop.

Did you throw a quarter at it?

No.  I threw the remote.

[ignom]

Dear god, we wouldn't want people to read instructions!

What instructions?

[Infobahn]

Real versions of Word come with these things called books.  Also, if you can't  read from paper, hit "F1".

[ignom]

Real versions of Word come with these things called books.  Also, if you can't  read from paper, hit "F1".

My work computer is several years old, no book. Also Function keys don't seem to work on Macs.