Eeeewww

[sapphirehart]

My coworkers just grilled some Amberjack fish in the breakroom.  The smell is wafting down to my office.  I can't stand the smell of grilled fish.  I think I'm going to vomit.

[cnamon]

Who the fuck grills in the office???

[BigDun]

I would beat them with a stick.

[ReBurn]

In our old building we had a lady that fried steak on the stove in the kitchen.

[sapphirehart]

Who the fuck grills in the office???

They used one of those small George Foreman grills.

[Bishamonten]

[Oliver Rose pees on the fish Barbara Rose had prepared for the guests]
Barbara Rose: I would never humiliate you like this!
Oliver Rose: You're not equipped to, honey.

[Alice]

I'll trade with you.

I love the smell of grilled fish.  I hate the smell of Miss Rottencrotch.

[Jessie]

I don't like the smell of fish or rotten crotch.

[DownSouth]

Fish stinks.

[sapphirehart]

Now one of the girls from the sales department just went through my office spraying a general brand of air freshener.  I don't know which is worse.  The fish, the spray or the mixture of the two.  Which ever, it has given me a headache.

[Alice]

Now one of the girls from the sales department just went through my office spraying a general brand of air freshener.  I don't know which is worse.  The fish, the spray or the mixture of the two.  Which ever, it has given me a headache.

Poor Saph. 

[Youphoric]

[Oliver Rose pees on the fish Barbara Rose had prepared for the guests]
Barbara Rose: I would never humiliate you like this!
Oliver Rose: You're not equipped to, honey.

+1

[Gamplayerx]

I wish we could taser people who are inconsiderate with their food smells in the climate-controlled offices. 

[DownSouth]

I wish we could taser people who are inconsiderate with their food smells in the climate-controlled offices. 

Want some popcorn?

[Beefy]

[Oliver Rose pees on the fish Barbara Rose had prepared for the guests]
Barbara Rose: I would never humiliate you like this!
Oliver Rose: You're not equipped to, honey.

Oliver, my father used to say that a man can never outdo a woman when it comes to love and revenge.

[Bennyhana]

I wish we could taser people who are inconsiderate with their food smells in the climate-controlled offices. 

Want some popcorn?

Make sure to scortch it.  Because that's also a wonderful smell.

[Gamplayerx]

I wish we could taser people who are inconsiderate with their food smells in the climate-controlled offices. 

Want some popcorn?

Make sure to scortch it.  Because that's also a wonderful smell.

Don't make me fly down to South Carolina and spend all that time and money just to smack the both of yous.

[ignom]

I think I'm going to Formanize some burgers tonight. I figure I can have four or so, because the Forman makes it healthy, right?

[cnamon]

I think I'm going to Formanize some burgers tonight. I figure I can have four or so, because the Forman makes it healthy, right?

Umm...no.

[ReBurn]

I wish we could taser people who are inconsiderate with their food smells in the climate-controlled offices. 

Want some popcorn?

Make sure to scortch it.  Because that's also a wonderful smell.

Don't make me fly down to South Carolina and spend all that time and money just to smack the both of yous.

Well, since you are concerned about all the time and money, you might as well smack me, too.  That way your total cost per smack is reduced.

[Bennyhana]

I think I'm going to Formanize some burgers tonight. I figure I can have four or so, because the Forman makes it healthy, right?

Just don't use a Bun.  You can eat all the meat you want, but you can't have those carbs.  They'll kill you.

[Alice]

I wish we could taser people who are inconsiderate with their food smells in the climate-controlled offices. 

Want some popcorn?

Make sure to scortch it.  Because that's also a wonderful smell.

Don't make me fly down to South Carolina and spend all that time and money just to smack the both of yous.

Gamp, wait a few weeks til he moves back to Chicago.  Then you can come smack me too!  2 for the price of 1.

[Bennyhana]

I wish we could taser people who are inconsiderate with their food smells in the climate-controlled offices. 

Want some popcorn?

Make sure to scortch it.  Because that's also a wonderful smell.

Don't make me fly down to South Carolina and spend all that time and money just to smack the both of yous.

Gamp, wait a few weeks til he moves back to Chicago.  Then you can come smack me too!  2 for the price of 1.

You hadda say something.  I was going to slip out under the cover of darkness while DownSouth took the punishment alone, but NOOOOO.

[ignom]

Ok, so I only ate three burgers, but I also fixed tater tots.

The regret is already setting in.

[dazie]

Mmmm.... Tots. 

When I lived in CA (the 2nd time) my next door neighbors in my apartment building were from some Godforsaken country who knows where.  Anyway- they cooked the FOULEST SMELLING s**t in their kitchen.  I swear it was rancid goat.  Every night I'd get home from work after the pagan goat worship began in their place and it nearly made me vomit to walk through the green cloud of stench to get to my door.  In the mornings, I left the house to the stink of fried moldy fish.  BLEAH!   

So I feel for you Sapph.  I really do.