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Started by cnamon, May 10, 2005, 12:03:28 PM

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cnamon

If I hear Uninvited one more time, I think I am going to stick pens in my ears.

The lady that sits across from me has listened to the same 2 songs on the City of Angels soundtrack almost everyday since I started.  I like the song, but holy fuck?!  I hear it about 4 times a day.

I need to break the CD.

ReBurn

Just beat her severely, then drop the CD on her face as you walk out.  She'll get the point.
11:42:24 [Gamplayerx] I keep getting knocked up.
11:42:28 [Gamplayerx] Er. OUT!

BigDun

Have her play the Sarah McLaughlin song.
16:26:25 [DownSouth] I'm in a monkey rutt

cnamon

Quote from: BigDun on May 10, 2005, 12:08:54 PM
Have her play the Sarah McLaughlin song.
That is the other one she plays...I can't hear that one usually.

ignom

Is United the band or the song?
Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.

DownSouth

I don't know either of those songs.
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cnamon


BigDun

16:26:25 [DownSouth] I'm in a monkey rutt

ignom

I hate Alanis Morissette.

I like Angel.
Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.

VikingJuice

Quote from: cnamon on May 10, 2005, 12:03:28 PM
If I hear Uninvited one more time, I think I am going to stick pens in my ears.

The lady that sits across from me has listened to the same 2 songs on the City of Angels soundtrack almost everyday since I started.  I like the song, but holy fuck?!  I hear it about 4 times a day.

I need to break the CD.

Tell her that the voices in your head have instructed you to kill or maim anything within 20 feet each time you hear those songs.  Then break something of hers and grin like you're deranged.  Then quietly walk away arguing with the voices in your head and twitch while you do it. 

Alice

Alanis Morrisette is a plague.  She makes teens and tweens think that if you can make two words rhyme, you can have a singing career.  So all these girls sit at home writing angsty poetry and singing it to the three chords they know on their Wal-Mart geetars, with hopes of becoming as big as Alanis.  Do the words have to make sense?  Ironic says no.  Does the song have to have a good tune?  Uninvited says no. 

She is the start of a frightening trend of music.  Someone should take Alanis, Avril and any other french canadian with an 'a' name and bury them in a grave full of their own bile and nail clippings.

I hate her.

~~End Rant~~

Grumpus

Quote from: aliceliddell on May 10, 2005, 07:11:18 PM
Alanis Morrisette is a plague.  She makes teens and tweens think that if you can make two words rhyme, you can have a singing career.  So all these girls sit at home writing angsty poetry and singing it to the three chords they know on their Wal-Mart geetars, with hopes of becoming as big as Alanis.  Do the words have to make sense?  Ironic says no.  Does the song have to have a good tune?  Uninvited says no. 

She is the start of a frightening trend of music.  Someone should take Alanis, Avril and any other french canadian with an 'a' name and bury them in a grave full of their own bile and nail clippings.

I hate her.

~~End Rant~~
My parents said similar things about the music I listen too as well.  Isn't ironic... don't you think?