Hey Beef!

[Jessie]

The Decemberists are going to be on All Things Considered this afternoon!

[Beefy]

It's been so long since I listened to the radio I'm not sure I know how to work it anymore.

(I can say that about several things...)

[ursus]

Dan Jenkins has a male character in one of his books refer to urination as "shaking hands with the enemployed."

[Alice]

(I can say that about several things...)

Just get lots of lotion and one of these, and you'll be back in the swing of it in no time.

[Beefy]

(I can say that about several things...)

Just get lots of lotion and one of these, and you'll be back in the swing of it in no time.

I'm thinking perhaps it might be painful if any hair got caught in one of those.

(You asked for it.)

[Youphoric]

so the whole "you'll grow hair on your palms" IS true???