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I bought a pear this morning

Started by ignom, March 09, 2005, 10:30:15 AM

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ignom

March 09, 2005, 10:30:15 AM
and I just tried to bite into it, and it is hard.

Pears aren't supposed to be hard.
Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.

Beefy

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March 09, 2005, 10:32:58 AM
You made it hard.  You should feel proud.

ReBurn

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March 09, 2005, 10:35:52 AM
It isn't rotten enough.
11:42:24 [Gamplayerx] I keep getting knocked up.
11:42:28 [Gamplayerx] Er. OUT!

DownSouth

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March 09, 2005, 11:06:02 AM
Throw it against a wall (or your boss) and it will soften up.
16:15:43 [Gamplayerx] Juneau, I could really go for some pie. You better Belize it!

curlingdog

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March 09, 2005, 12:14:46 PM
Quote from: ReBurninator on March 09, 2005, 10:35:52 AM
It isn't rotten enough.

I would have said 'ripe' instead of rotten, but Reburn is probably correct.

nishi

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March 09, 2005, 12:33:35 PM
Quote from: Beef on March 09, 2005, 10:32:58 AM
You made it hard.  You should feel proud.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

instant karma's gonna get you.
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-catchr

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