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If you were an animal, what would you be?

Started by Jessie, April 25, 2005, 11:41:16 AM

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Jessie

April 25, 2005, 11:41:16 AM
I think I'd be a St. Bernard, because I'm always trying to help someone.

They also seem big and clumsy to me, which is fitting, too.
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

DownSouth

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April 25, 2005, 11:46:20 AM
I'd be a lion.  Sit in the shade all day why the females hunt.
16:15:43 [Gamplayerx] Juneau, I could really go for some pie. You better Belize it!

Youphoric

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April 25, 2005, 12:12:16 PM
I'd be a platypus.

Uncommon, a GREAT name, and first impression is "Good GOD! What the fuck IS that thing!" then when you look more carefully you think "Oh it's so cute, I want one! I'll love it and pet it and cuddle it until egg shaped things pop out its ass"

Dry then Catch

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April 25, 2005, 12:17:43 PM
a female horse so i can ahve sex with someone hung like a horse

Jessie

#4
April 25, 2005, 12:20:05 PM
Quote from: Youphoric on April 25, 2005, 12:12:16 PM
I'd be a platypus.

Uncommon, a GREAT name, and first impression is "Good GOD! What the fuck IS that thing!" then when you look more carefully you think "Oh it's so cute, I want one! I'll love it and pet it and cuddle it until egg shaped things pop out its ass"

This is why I love you so.
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

ignom

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April 25, 2005, 01:01:54 PM
Lunch.
Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.

Jessie

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April 25, 2005, 01:07:03 PM
Quote from: ignom on April 25, 2005, 01:01:54 PM
Lunch.

Are you asking DS to eat you?

You want to play the prey/predator game?
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

meredith

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April 25, 2005, 01:10:31 PM
Quote from: Youphoric on April 25, 2005, 12:12:16 PM
I'd be a platypus.

Uncommon, a GREAT name, and first impression is "Good GOD! What the fuck IS that thing!" then when you look more carefully you think "Oh it's so cute, I want one! I'll love it and pet it and cuddle it until egg shaped things pop out its ass"

I would cuddle your egg-popping ass all day, baby!

Youphoric

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April 25, 2005, 01:11:15 PM
Quote from: hattmoward on April 25, 2005, 01:10:31 PM
Quote from: Youphoric on April 25, 2005, 12:12:16 PM
I'd be a platypus.

Uncommon, a GREAT name, and first impression is "Good GOD! What the fuck IS that thing!" then when you look more carefully you think "Oh it's so cute, I want one! I'll love it and pet it and cuddle it until egg shaped things pop out its ass"

I would cuddle your egg-popping ass all day, baby!
Oh man, I can't smoochy you until my hour is up.

Grumpus

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April 25, 2005, 04:00:40 PM
A grumpy Don Sphynx


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dazie

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April 25, 2005, 08:52:31 PM
Quote from: Grumpus on April 25, 2005, 04:00:40 PM
A grumpy Don Sphynx


I was gonna say cat, but now I'm traumatized.  Thanks a LOT Grumpus!   :o
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?

dazie

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April 25, 2005, 08:53:18 PM
Quote from: Beef on April 25, 2005, 06:57:30 PM


I would have guess that'd be Ig.  Huh.
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?

Grumpus

#13
April 25, 2005, 10:08:20 PM
Quote from: dazie on April 25, 2005, 08:52:31 PM
Quote from: Grumpus on April 25, 2005, 04:00:40 PM
A grumpy Don Sphynx


I was gonna say cat, but now I'm traumatized.  Thanks a LOT Grumpus!   :o
You can still be a hairy cat.  I'll just be a mutant hairless.

dazie

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April 25, 2005, 10:38:13 PM
Quote from: Grumpus on April 25, 2005, 10:08:20 PM
Quote from: dazie on April 25, 2005, 08:52:31 PM
Quote from: Grumpus on April 25, 2005, 04:00:40 PM
A grumpy Don Sphynx


I was gonna say cat, but now I'm traumatized.  Thanks a LOT Grumpus!   :o
You can still be a hairy cat.  I'll just be a mutant hairless.

There's an off color joke in there somewhere...
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?

Gamplayerx

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April 26, 2005, 08:05:00 PM
Quote from: DownSouth on April 25, 2005, 11:46:20 AM
I'd be a lion.  Sit in the shade all day why the females hunt.
I saw a lion today in the back of someone's truck. 

Okay, it was a dog - but I swear it looked like a lion at first glance.
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