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Started by dazie, January 13, 2008, 10:14:59 PM

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My company has an outside contractor in charge of our computers.  Brian is our main guy, and is also the president of the company.  He's on his way to MacWorld this week and sent us this email:

Once again, it's MacWorld time, and I'm in San Francisco all week. You can check out what's new from Apple starting on Tuesday AM, by checking my annual Macworld blog at bestmacs.com.

In the meantime, Callahan Creek is well-covered in the computer area.  I have my technician staff on standby, with Jacob and Shane visiting at regular times all week, and Andrew on standby for emergencies.  Because we all look somewhat alike, I have attached images (albeit candid) of all three to this email.  (Your BestMacs Field Guide.)


The only problem with this is he did not attach names to the photos, so we're all going to continue to call the 4 of them "Brian"  "Not Brian"  "Not Brian" and "Mini Me"
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?

Bennyhana

Quote from: dazie on January 13, 2008, 10:14:59 PM
My company has an outside contractor in charge of our computers.  Brian is our main guy, and is also the president of the company.  He's on his way to MacWorld this week and sent us this email:

Once again, it's MacWorld time, and I'm in San Francisco all week. You can check out what's new from Apple starting on Tuesday AM, by checking my annual Macworld blog at bestmacs.com.

In the meantime, Callahan Creek is well-covered in the computer area.  I have my technician staff on standby, with Jacob and Shane visiting at regular times all week, and Andrew on standby for emergencies.  Because we all look somewhat alike, I have attached images (albeit candid) of all three to this email.  (Your BestMacs Field Guide.)


The only problem with this is he did not attach names to the photos, so we're all going to continue to call the 4 of them "Brian"  "Not Brian"  "Not Brian" and "Mini Me"

When I did Summerstock, the sound guy was sleeping with one of the actresses.  This actress had a boyfriend back home (let me tell you, the cheating at summer stock is ridiculous) who came to visit her.  While he was there, no one could remember his name, so we called him "not John."  Not to his face, but in front of the girl and the rest of the company.  It was funny if you didn't think about that poor bastard's feelings.

sapphirehart

Quote from: Bennyhana on January 13, 2008, 10:48:51 PM
Quote from: dazie on January 13, 2008, 10:14:59 PM
My company has an outside contractor in charge of our computers.  Brian is our main guy, and is also the president of the company.  He's on his way to MacWorld this week and sent us this email:

Once again, it's MacWorld time, and I'm in San Francisco all week. You can check out what's new from Apple starting on Tuesday AM, by checking my annual Macworld blog at bestmacs.com.

In the meantime, Callahan Creek is well-covered in the computer area.  I have my technician staff on standby, with Jacob and Shane visiting at regular times all week, and Andrew on standby for emergencies.  Because we all look somewhat alike, I have attached images (albeit candid) of all three to this email.  (Your BestMacs Field Guide.)


The only problem with this is he did not attach names to the photos, so we're all going to continue to call the 4 of them "Brian"  "Not Brian"  "Not Brian" and "Mini Me"

When I did Summerstock, the sound guy was sleeping with one of the actresses.  This actress had a boyfriend back home (let me tell you, the cheating at summer stock is ridiculous) who came to visit her.  While he was there, no one could remember his name, so we called him "not John."  Not to his face, but in front of the girl and the rest of the company.  It was funny if you didn't think about that poor bastard's feelings.

Now THAT is funny.