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Started by DownSouth, September 09, 2007, 08:47:26 PM

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Jessie

#25
September 10, 2007, 08:01:34 AM
Quote from: Beefy on September 10, 2007, 08:00:26 AM
I'm glad I'm not the only person to admit to watching it.
I didn't watch it.  I just wanted to make you feel better.
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

Jessie

#26
September 10, 2007, 08:02:12 AM
Quote from: Bennyhana on September 10, 2007, 08:01:17 AM
Quote from: dazie on September 09, 2007, 10:36:37 PM
I'll find one tomorrow. 

I do love though, how all the articles comment on how out of shape she is.  Hell- if I looked that good I'd wear a sequined bikini all the time.  Yeah- she doesn't look like the pop tart with the python anymore, but she IS older and has had kids.

In my opinion, she looked out of shape not because she was fat, but because she was moving slowly like she was made of lead.  It was not dancing that should've required lip syncing, but she was lip syncing anyway.

It could either have been the result of ridiculous dieting that left her with less fat but no energy, or (more likely) She was drunk off her ass and on other substances as well.
She didn't look *fat* so much as out of shape.  There's a difference.  She looked soft.
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

Bennyhana

#27
September 10, 2007, 08:03:48 AM
Quote from: Jessie on September 10, 2007, 08:02:12 AM
Quote from: Bennyhana on September 10, 2007, 08:01:17 AM
Quote from: dazie on September 09, 2007, 10:36:37 PM
I'll find one tomorrow. 

I do love though, how all the articles comment on how out of shape she is.  Hell- if I looked that good I'd wear a sequined bikini all the time.  Yeah- she doesn't look like the pop tart with the python anymore, but she IS older and has had kids.

In my opinion, she looked out of shape not because she was fat, but because she was moving slowly like she was made of lead.  It was not dancing that should've required lip syncing, but she was lip syncing anyway.

It could either have been the result of ridiculous dieting that left her with less fat but no energy, or (more likely) She was drunk off her ass and on other substances as well.
She didn't look *fat* so much as out of shape.  There's a difference.  She looked soft.

I'd be willing to bet that that body, soft though it may be, is capable of doing better than that.

And I only watched the video because of this thread.

Beefy

#28
September 10, 2007, 08:15:15 AM

Jessie

#29
September 10, 2007, 08:34:17 AM
How about Alicia Keys?  That girl is fantastic.  I have a total girl crush on her.  I love her new song. 

http://youtube.com/watch?v=vmjl5ARtQWM (not really a video, but you can hear the song at least)
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

Jessie

#30
September 10, 2007, 08:36:27 AM
Better yet, here's the performance.  http://www.mtv.com/overdrive/?id=1568788&vid=173539
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

Beefy

#31
September 10, 2007, 08:44:04 AM
She should fire whoever did her hair.

Jessie

#32
September 10, 2007, 08:58:42 AM
Quote from: Beefy on September 10, 2007, 08:44:04 AM
She should fire whoever did her hair.
So catty.
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

ursus

#33
September 10, 2007, 10:37:11 AM
Quote from: Beefy on September 10, 2007, 08:44:04 AM
She should fire whoever did her.
That's quite a list.


Dang! What an awful thing that was to even sit through portions of.
I was just wondering...

Jessie

#34
September 10, 2007, 02:15:06 PM


I don't know why this made me giggle so much.
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

Dry then Catch

#35
September 10, 2007, 04:14:39 PM
I saw it on a restaurant patio, through the window on the bar TV.  Even I could tell she was doing poorly.  Not only was our table commenting, but the tables around us and the waitstaff.

VikingJuice

#36
September 10, 2007, 06:00:51 PM
Quote from: Jessie on September 10, 2007, 02:15:06 PM


I don't know why this made me giggle so much.

That's too funny.

The performance is awful.  She looked like she was dancing with a back brace under her clothing.  Physically, she wasn't bad looking.  She didn't look like the little vixen she was before but I didn't think she looked bad.

I think the only person who has gone from Wealthy and mildly cute to white trash hag faster was Tonya Harding.  I guess when your 15 minutes is up, it's REALLY up.

dazie

#37
September 11, 2007, 01:03:17 PM
Kayne West cracks me up.  He was crabbing about not being chosen to perform.  Well, I know if he was the opening act I wouldn't have hunted down the video.  The Britney train wreck?  I was looking at it even before the show was finished.

MTV knew exactly what would bring in the viewers.  I think they're happier that she was so lame- people probably called friends to watch and it's all over the news today.  I bet their Neilsens went through the roof.
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?

Jessie

#38
September 11, 2007, 01:10:38 PM
Wow, Dazie.  That's like a land speed record for slacking at a new job.  Good work!
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

dazie

#39
September 11, 2007, 01:11:24 PM
eh.  It's lunchtime.

Did I mention that there's a kegerator in the kitchen?
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?

Beefy

#40
September 11, 2007, 01:13:15 PM
Day two, and Junto's already in her new job PC's browser cache.  Bravo!

dazie

#41
September 11, 2007, 01:17:05 PM
Quote from: Beefy on September 11, 2007, 01:13:15 PM
Day two, and Junto's already in her new job PC's browser cache.  Bravo!

not a PC- it's a Mac place...
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?

Beefy

#42
September 11, 2007, 01:22:53 PM
Quote from: dazie on September 11, 2007, 01:17:05 PM
Quote from: Beefy on September 11, 2007, 01:13:15 PM
Day two, and Junto's already in her new job PC's browser cache.  Bravo!

not a PC- it's a Mac place...

So it's not your personal computer?

dazie

#43
September 11, 2007, 01:32:52 PM
well, it's the one I use, but it DOES belong to the company...
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?

ReBurn

#44
September 11, 2007, 10:32:16 PM
Quote from: Jessie on September 10, 2007, 08:36:27 AM
Better yet, here's the performance.  http://www.mtv.com/overdrive/?id=1568788&vid=173539
Why did they even bother to give her a microphone? As bad as the lip-sync was she could have achieved the same effect by just gyrating.
11:42:24 [Gamplayerx] I keep getting knocked up.
11:42:28 [Gamplayerx] Er. OUT!

DownSouth

#45
September 11, 2007, 11:03:05 PM
Chris Brown was just so awesome.
16:15:43 [Gamplayerx] Juneau, I could really go for some pie. You better Belize it!

Beefy

#46
September 12, 2007, 06:46:31 AM
Quote from: DownSouth on September 11, 2007, 11:03:05 PM
Chris Brown was just so awesome.

He's a much better lipsyncher.

Jessie

#47
September 12, 2007, 07:19:47 AM
Quote from: Beefy on September 12, 2007, 06:46:31 AM
Quote from: DownSouth on September 11, 2007, 11:03:05 PM
Chris Brown was just so awesome.

He's a much better lipsyncher.
He's a phenomenal dancer.  I can cut you some lip synching slack if you put on a good performance.
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

dots

#48
September 12, 2007, 12:35:16 PM
You're an asshole and I hate you.

Jessie

#49
September 12, 2007, 12:35:58 PM
That nut job made it all the way to CNN yesterday.
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.
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