I'm down with this.

[ReBurn]

http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/Music/08/13/vanhalen.reut/index.html

[Beefy]

The "Where the F*ck is Michael Anthony" t-shirts are already being printed.

Seriously, they are.

[ReBurn]

My guess is he probably couldn't fit through the door.

[dazie]

[VikingJuice]

Eddie looks like shit.  Did he spend the last 10 years stranded on the same island as Tom Hanks?

[ReBurn]

Eddie looks like shit.  Did he spend the last 10 years stranded on the same island as Tom Hanks?

I'm guessing that between the cancer, the hip replacement and the divorce things haven't been going so well for him.

[dazie]

Dave looks great, better than he did before.

The kid looks like Valerie Bertinelli.

[Jessie]

Don't forget the rehab.

And yeah, the kid definitely looks like his mom.

[ReBurn]

Dave looks great, better than he did before.

The kid looks like John Belushi.

[ReBurn]

Don't forget the rehab.

And yeah, the kid definitely looks like Johnathan Winters.

[VikingJuice]

Don't forget the rehab.

And yeah, the kid definitely looks like the fat gay Osborn kid..

[Jessie]

Don't forget the rehab.

And yeah, the kid definitely looks like the fat gay Osborn kid..

He's gay?

He's actually kind of cute now.

[ReBurn]

Don't forget the rehab.

And yeah, the kid definitely looks like the fat gay Osborn kid..

He's gay?

He's actually kind of cute now.

Isn't that your first clue?

[ursus]

The "Where the F*ck is Michael Anthony" t-shirts are already being printed.

Seriously, they are.

I'd be glad to sell the "Who gives a shit?" companion shirts.

'Cuz, seriously, he can't fuckin' play.

[Beefy]

The "Where the F*ck is Michael Anthony" t-shirts are already being printed.

Seriously, they are.

I'd be glad to sell the "Who gives a shit?" companion shirts.

'Cuz, seriously, he can't fuckin' play.

I'm sure Pudgy McNepotism will be much better.

[ursus]

The "Where the F*ck is Michael Anthony" t-shirts are already being printed.

Seriously, they are.

I'd be glad to sell the "Who gives a shit?" companion shirts.

'Cuz, seriously, he can't fuckin' play.

I'm sure a dead cat will be much better.

Yup.

[Jessie]

The "Where the F*ck is Michael Anthony" t-shirts are already being printed.

Seriously, they are.

I'd be glad to sell the "Who gives a shit?" companion shirts.

'Cuz, seriously, he can't fuckin' play.

I'm sure Pudgy McNepotism will be much better.

I want to name my next kid this.

[Beefy]

The "Where the F*ck is Michael Anthony" t-shirts are already being printed.

Seriously, they are.

I'd be glad to sell the "Who gives a shit?" companion shirts.

'Cuz, seriously, he can't fuckin' play.

I'm sure Pudgy McNepotism will be much better.

I want to name my next kid this.

If it's Carroll's kid, will you name it Puddgyy?

[Jessie]

The "Where the F*ck is Michael Anthony" t-shirts are already being printed.

Seriously, they are.

I'd be glad to sell the "Who gives a shit?" companion shirts.

'Cuz, seriously, he can't fuckin' play.

I'm sure Pudgy McNepotism will be much better.

I want to name my next kid this.

If it's Carroll's kid, will you name it Puddgyy?

If it's not, I'm going to be in trouble.

[ursus]

The "Where the F*ck is Michael Anthony" t-shirts are already being printed.

Seriously, they are.

I'd be glad to sell the "Who gives a shit?" companion shirts.

'Cuz, seriously, he can't fuckin' play.

I'm sure Pudgy McNepotism will be much better.

I want to name my next kid this.

If it's Carroll's kid, will you name it Puddgyy?

If it's not, I'm going to be in trouble.

Or possibly worshiped, although I heard it turned out badly last time...

[Jessie]

The "Where the F*ck is Michael Anthony" t-shirts are already being printed.

Seriously, they are.

I'd be glad to sell the "Who gives a shit?" companion shirts.

'Cuz, seriously, he can't fuckin' play.

I'm sure Pudgy McNepotism will be much better.

I want to name my next kid this.

If it's Carroll's kid, will you name it Puddgyy?

If it's not, I'm going to be in trouble.

Or possibly worshiped, although I heard it turned out badly last time...

Hey, what's a little crucifiction here and there?

[Bennyhana]

Don't forget the rehab.

And yeah, the kid definitely looks like Shelley Winters.

[Gamplayerx]

Grumpus is going to the concert.

[ReBurn]

Grumpus is going to the concert.

So is it a spa night for you?