Today's song stuck in my head

[Beefy]

No luck.  Mullet was freshman/sophmore years in high school.  My sister has those yearbooks.  My mom has the original pics.  So no mullet.

Have i mentioned how much I positively loathe going down picture memory lane?

That said, I did find a suitably embarrassing pic of myself that I could share, as I know how much we like those kinds of things around here.

[cnamon]

That is OK.  I have already scared off most of Junto with my worst picture. 

[DownSouth]

Please share Beef!!!!!!!!

[ignom]

It's not as good as a pic of beef, and you've probably already seen it, but here. I hope it helps:

[Gamplayerx]

I think I saved lifeguard Beefy somewhere, if that helps.

[Beefy]

It's not as good as a pic of beef

I'm not sure how to take that.   

[Jessie]

I don't have mullet pics, but I have bruises!

[cnamon]

Post those bruises, Jessie.

Right now I have Strawberry Fields Forever in my head.

[ignom]

Peace Train

[Gamplayerx]

Peace Train

Who's version?

[Beefy]

Hey la, see saw
Hey ra, hee ha

Hey la, see ra
Hey ra, see saw
Hey

Hey la, see saw
Hey la, dee da

[ignom]

Peace Train

Who's version?

I didn't know there was a version other than Cat Stevens.

[nishi]

Peace Train

Who's version?

I didn't know there was a version other than Cat Stevens.

there's a natalie merchant version

[nishi]

hey! now i have the ladybug picnic song again! yay!

[Alice]

Sadly, today its:

I hate to talk about your mama but you talked about mine
She got popcorn titties and a rubber behind
She jumped out the window with a dick in her hand
and said hey mutha-fucka I am SUPERMAN!!

[Youphoric]

Peace Train

Who's version?

I didn't know there was a version other than Cat Stevens.

there's a natalie merchant version

She married my adolescent hottie...

[Alice]

Peace Train

Who's version?

I didn't know there was a version other than Cat Stevens.

there's a natalie merchant version

She married my adolescent hottie...

She married Betty White?!?!?!?

[Youphoric]

Peace Train

Who's version?

I didn't know there was a version other than Cat Stevens.

there's a natalie merchant version

She married my adolescent hottie...

She married Betty White?!?!?!?

hardee har har

Daniel Johns

[Beefy]

All behold the spectacle
A fleshy limbless rectangle
Sitting on a pedestal
So nasal handicapable
Sniff and remember silver ball
Contortions that he can't recall
The torso on a trampoline
The happiness melts into dream
To talk is an enunciated sneeze
To taste is some foul air to breathe
One thought it lasts a day and at that rate he'll most likely live forever!
He's a bird in flight, a hermaphrodite
And he fucks himself as he fucks the world
His twitching brain can dance within
Gyrating more like gelatin
A secret means of ecstasy
Acute and very olfactory
To see is colors crawling in the nose
To hear is stinking highs and lows
He's got an itch but nothing with which to scratch the itch - so wish it away
With his mouth sewn shut, he still shakes his butt
Cuz he's Hitler & Swayze & Trump & Travolta
Smell, Sweat, Movement.
Everyone's dancing.
Disco.
Dimple.
Fading. Darker.
A subtle fragrance.
Faint.
Everyone's dancing without him.
Where did it go?
Dark.
Odorless.
Nothing.

[Gamplayerx]

What is that, Beefy?  What a sweet, happy little lilt!

[Youphoric]

What is that, Beefy?  What a sweet, happy little lilt!

Whatever it is, it got Disco Duck stuck in my head.

[Jessie]

You say you want a revolution.

[Alice]

And you don't seem to understand
A shame you seemed an honest man
And all the fears you hold so dear
Will turn to whisper in your ear
And you know what they say might hurt you
And you know that it means so much
And you don't even feel a thing

I am falling, I am fading,
I have lost it all

And you don't seem the lying kind
A shame that I can read your mind
And all the things that I read there
Candle-lit smile that we both share
And you know I don't mean to hurt you
But you know that it means so much
And you don't even feel a thing

I am falling, I am fading, I am drowning,
Help me to breathe
I am hurting, I have lost it all
I am losing
Help me to breathe

[Beefy]

What is that, Beefy?  What a sweet, happy little lilt!

[ReBurn]

Help me to breathe