What's for dinner, grandpa?

[Jessie]

I'm thinking tortilla soup.  What about you?

[Jessie]

Crap.  Hey Grandpa, what's for dinner?

I said it backwards.

[swolt]

fruit. I get to eat lots of fruit nowa days. fun for me!

[Jessie]

Just fruit?

How about some chicken breast?

[Gamplayerx]

Crap.  Hey Grandpa, what's for dinner?

I said it backwards.

Was this supposed to be wit of some sort?

[Beefy]

Crap.  Hey Grandpa, what's for dinner?

I said it backwards.

Was this supposed to be wit of some sort?

hahaha

[Jessie]

Crap.  Hey Grandpa, what's for dinner?

I said it backwards.

Was this supposed to be wit of some sort?

hahaha

If you didn't grow up watching HeeHaw on Saturday nights, I feel sorry for you.

You should sing this, in your sorrow for having missed out:

Where oh where are you tonight?
Why did you leave me here all alone?
I searched the world over and I thought I'd found true love.
But you met another and PTHHP! you was gone.

You took out your false teeth, your wig and your glasses.
You were just scattered all over the place.
I wanted to kiss you and hug you so tightly.
I guess that I would have if I'd found your face.

I went to your house at three in the morning.
You had all them curlers and junk in your hair.
You would not have scared me and I'd not have run so,
If you had not looked like you'd wrestled a bear.

I told you my darlin' you looked like a gopher.
Made you so mad, you haven't spoke since.
But tell me my darling if you ain't got buck teeth.
How do you eat apples through a picket fence?

When I picked you up for our date last weekend.
You looked so pretty in your satin and lace.
But when I bent over and started to kiss you,
you popped a pimple all over my face!


Who knew it had so many beautiful verses?

[Beefy]

I did watch some Hee-haw when growing up, I just didn't commit any of it to memory.

[JJ]

Just fruit?

How about some chicken breast?

But why?

Man, overdoing protein is so built into our culture.

[Jessie]

Why would you want to just eat fruit for dinner?

How is eating a piece of chicken overdoing protein?

[swolt]

Just fruit?

How about some chicken breast?

I had chicken for lunch. I am suppose to eat lots of fruits and poultry.

[swolt]

Why would you want to just eat fruit for dinner?

because it's good. Fruit salad. yummy.

[DownSouth]

I have to drink a liquid protein twice a day.

[Gamplayerx]

Ensure?  Or something nasty, like kale, liver and oil shakes?

[swolt]

I have to drink a liquid protein twice a day.

attention whore

[DownSouth]

Ensure?  Or something nasty, like kale, liver and oil shakes?

It's a syrup.

[DownSouth]

I have to drink a liquid protein twice a day.

attention whore

The 2 nurses making out distract me from the bad taste.

[Gamplayerx]

Ensure?  Or something nasty, like kale, liver and oil shakes?

It's a syrup.

Maple or grenadine?

[dazie]

I have to drink a liquid protein twice a day.

There are SO many things that come to mind when reading that sentence.

[JJ]

Why would you want to just eat fruit for dinner?

How is eating a piece of chicken overdoing protein?

Bah, it's neither here nor there. I just have a series of personal IRL observations about women being a little squirrely about being attached to eating chicken and the slight weirdness thereof.

Carry on.

[sapphirehart]

I have to drink a liquid protein twice a day.

There are SO many things that come to mind when reading that sentence.

my mind is right there with yours

[dazie]

I have to drink a liquid protein twice a day.

There are SO many things that come to mind when reading that sentence.

my mind is right there with yours

[Gamplayerx]

I have to drink a liquid protein twice a day.

There are SO many things that come to mind when reading that sentence.

my mind is right there with yours

Damn, I'm slow.  I didn't even know the Kitster was visiting South Carolina these days.

[swolt]

I have to drink a liquid protein twice a day.

attention whore

The 2 nurses making out distract me from the bad taste.

Maple or grenadine?