I have failed as a parent

[swolt]

I know the commercials, but I never knew they had a kid.

Yeah.  I believe the kid's giggle is in the potato salad commercial.  Or maybe it's macaroni.  I don't know.

Potato salad.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4IP5JcuFOI

[Jessie]

Not to mention that he's missing the entire Country Crock saga!

I've seen that referenced before.  Explain, please.

The Country Crock margarine commercials.  You never see the people, just their hands, maybe a foot.  You just hear their voices.  They started out dating, then got married, then were pregnant and now have a kid.

Is that all?  I was hoping for something more interesting.  Something including Fabio or something.

That's "I can't believe it's not butter" not country crock.

Fabio is man enough for both.

I made out with a doctor named Fabio once.  I'm sure I've said that here before.  It was a long time ago, and he was cuter when I was drunk, judging by the stuff I just found on google.

A guy named Fabio gave one of my friends herpes.  Wonder if it was the same guy.

Well, I never slept with him, so I dunno.  His name was Dr. Fabio (Italian Last Name) from Michigan.  He probably caught the herp from Erika.

[eo000]

they are fever blisters, i swear.

[dots]

they are fever blisters, i swear.

Ron Mexico!  I wonder what he is up to...