It kicked the crap out of Bobby Flay's....

[ursus]

Salad oil
1 carrot, small to medium dice
2 stalks celery, small to medium dice
1 medium onion, small to medium dice
2 pounds ground beef
2 eggs
Salt and freshly ground black pepper
Dash hot sauce (recommended: Tabasco)
Dash Worcestershire sauce
3 slices bread
1/2 cup seasoned Italian bread crumbs
Ketchup

Preheat oven at 375 degrees F.

In a medium-sized saute pan, put 2 dribbles of salad oil and heat over medium-high heat.
Add the carrots, celery, and onions and saute, about 5 minutes. Put aside and let cool.

In large bowl put the carrot mixture, ground beef and remaining ingredients, except for the bread, the bread crumbs and ketchup. Soak the bread in cold water, then squeeze water out (like a sponge) and drain it. Add to the ground beef and mix. (A stand mixer is may help make it easier). Add the bread crumbs and mix. Roll into firm loaf, spread ketchup over the top, and place into preheated oven for approximately 45 to 55 minutes, or until cooked through. Take out and serve hot.


From an episode of "Throwdown", the "locals" were a couple of mooks from Hyannis (I'd wait for the ferry...) name of Collucci.

Bobby Flay's had some kind of Balsamic Vinegar "infused" drizzle.

For Christ's sake man, it's comfort food!

[Gamplayerx]

What the hell are you making here? 

[dazie]

um- meatloaf.

[Gamplayerx]

Um, there's no carrots in meatloaf.  Or bread.  Or celery.  I could go on. 

I am okay with the onion.  Nix on the eggs and ketchup.

This is so not how I make meatloaf.

[Bennyhana]

Um, there's no carrots in meatloaf.  Or bread.  Or celery.  I could go on. 

I am okay with the onion.  Nix on the eggs and ketchup.

This is so not how I make meatloaf.

without eggs or bread your meatloaf probably falls apart, doesn't it?

[JJ]

It's pretty easy to kick the crap out of Bobby Flay because he's a total cock-munching homo with the most terrible TV presence of any chef, ever.

[Gamplayerx]

Um, there's no carrots in meatloaf.  Or bread.  Or celery.  I could go on. 

I am okay with the onion.  Nix on the eggs and ketchup.

This is so not how I make meatloaf.

without eggs or bread your meatloaf probably falls apart, doesn't it?

No.  It so doesn't.  Stop manhandling your meat.

[BigDun]

I was brought up using Quaker Oats instead of bread crumbs. They serve the same purpose, plus Quaker Oats are heart healthy. Meatloaf that's healthy. That's what I call good eats.

[dazie]

It's pretty easy to kick the crap out of Bobby Flay because he's a total cock-munching homo with the most terrible TV presence of any chef, ever.

[Jessie]

Um, there's no carrots in meatloaf.  Or bread.  Or celery.  I could go on. 

I am okay with the onion.  Nix on the eggs and ketchup.

This is so not how I make meatloaf.

without eggs or bread your meatloaf probably falls apart, doesn't it?

No.  It so doesn't.  Stop manhandling your meat.

When did you ever cook?

[DownSouth]

Um, there's no carrots in meatloaf.  Or bread.  Or celery.  I could go on. 

I am okay with the onion.  Nix on the eggs and ketchup.

This is so not how I make meatloaf.

I use eggs and bread crumbs.  I thought everyone did.

[Alice]

I use eggs and bread crumbs as well.

Carrots and celery are right out, though.

[dazie]

But it was soooo yummy....

[Alice]

My friend's mom used to put celery in EVERYTHING.  We'd eat over there and she'd ask if we wanted Mac and Cheese.  Since Mac and Cheese is the shit, we'd say yes - then she'd give it to us with celery in it.  So gross. 

[Bishamonten]

I came in here hoping you actually beat the shit out of Bobby Flay... mores the pity

[Jessie]

I hate meat loaf.  Most people I know use eggs and bread crumbs, or oats, or crushed up crackers.

I have no opinion of Bobby Flay, but violence is not the answer.

[dazie]

I hate meat loaf.  Most people I know use eggs and bread crumbs, or oats, or crushed up crackers.

I have no opinion of Bobby Flay, but violence is not the answer.

Bobby Flay used balsamic vinegar and tomato paste for the "glaze" on his meatloaf.

WTF.  It is COMFORT FOOD you moron.  Ketchup and brown gravy.  DONE.

[Alice]

Ketchup is disgusting.  I think I'd rather have balsamic vinegar and tomato paste.

[dazie]

Ketchup is disgusting.  I think I'd rather have balsamic vinegar and tomato paste.

You just don't get to have any meatloaf.  That's all there is to it.

[Gamplayerx]

I use breadcrumbs.

[swolt]

I make meatloaf rolled with ham and cheese. it's awesome

[ReBurn]

Ketchup is actually a very good ingredient to use in recipes with tomato-based sauces. I use it in stuff like catfish stew and in the sauce I make when I put a boston butt in the crockpot to make pulled pork. It is very versatile.

[dazie]

I make meatloaf rolled with ham and cheese. it's awesome

[JJ]

Ketchup is actually a very good ingredient to use in recipes with tomato-based sauces. I use it in stuff like catfish stew and in the sauce I make when I put a boston butt in the crockpot to make pulled pork. It is very versatile.

Bobby deserves it. He is SUCH A TIT, in that "arrogant cover over a lack of true self esteem" way. He used to have some sort of show with this hot-ass female cohost (because he can't carry a show on his own weak-ass jerkoff personality). He would constantly insult her and the butcher/fishmonger guests he had on. I used to writhe in agony at watching him.

He is such a tit. He has a special type of disrespect that I don't really have for anyone else in the TV world.

Bobby Flay can eat a bowl of balsamic-infused dicks with ketchup on top.

BTW ketchup is a mong condiment. Use tomato paste or GTFO.

BTBTW my tomato chutney totally rules.

[JJ]

Bobby:  "Oh jeez, someone's asking me a health question. Durrr Olive Oil is good."

*he proceeds to drown a pan in olive oil and sear something with it, denaturing the olive oil and turning it into TFAs*