Help!

[Bennyhana]

Just so there's a chance I may be able to help next time this happens, what is a "wordy type bar thingie?"

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IE7 doesn't even have one of those, so be prepared for that....

I have a cousin who works at Microsoft.  He told me that Windows Vista is no longer going to handle programs or files, and IE8 is no longer going to browse the internet.  Welcome to the future at Microsoft.

I also have a cousin (on my mom's side of the family) who works at apple.  The new mac G6 that they're working on is the most beautiful piece of plastic you've ever seen.  So much so, in fact, that they've decided that the act of computing on it would sully it, so it just lights up and beeps.

[meredith]

Just so there's a chance I may be able to help next time this happens, what is a "wordy type bar thingie?"

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The big boys call that the "Menu Bar"

but wordy type bar thingie works...

[ReBurn]

Just so there's a chance I may be able to help next time this happens, what is a "wordy type bar thingie?"

Please click here

IE7 doesn't even have one of those, so be prepared for that....

I have a cousin who works at Microsoft.  He told me that Windows Vista is no longer going to handle programs or files, and IE8 is no longer going to browse the internet.  Welcome to the future at Microsoft.

I also have a cousin (on my mom's side of the family) who works at apple.  The new mac G6 that they're working on is the most beautiful piece of plastic you've ever seen.  So much so, in fact, that they've decided that the act of computing on it would sully it, so it just lights up and beeps.

Get ready for lots of new stuff with the next versions of Microsoft products.  In the new Office apps everything is going to be context driven.  There's a push to do away with menu bars and make the workflows more natural.  That's why IE7's menu bar is hidden by default.  You can turn it on, like I did, but you can also do everything without it.  I'm curious to see how that's going to work out.

[DownSouth]

Er, I'm a bandwidth hog?  dc!  Stop sending me those naughty PMs!  You're wasting kilobytes!!

You're the one who demands them from me....

Just you make sure that you tell Mrs. dc that it's all platonic and such.  I don't want dc, jr. coming after me with those claws and twitchy nose and bushy tail.  *shudder*

It wouldn't be for that reason that they're after you.  It's the yellow SweetTarts (or lack thereof.)

I have such a payoff of yellow Sweettarts for you.  When you least expect it, expect it.

You know what's weird?  After a couple of years, yellow sweettarts get spotty.

Remember the picture I took of the Sweettart ducks I had under my desk for a few years?

[swolt]

Just so there's a chance I may be able to help next time this happens, what is a "wordy type bar thingie?"

Please click here

IE7 doesn't even have one of those, so be prepared for that....

I have a cousin who works at Microsoft.  He told me that Windows Vista is no longer going to handle programs or files, and IE8 is no longer going to browse the internet.  Welcome to the future at Microsoft.

I also have a cousin (on my mom's side of the family) who works at apple.  The new mac G6 that they're working on is the most beautiful piece of plastic you've ever seen.  So much so, in fact, that they've decided that the act of computing on it would sully it, so it just lights up and beeps.

Get ready for lots of new stuff with the next versions of Microsoft products.  In the new Office apps everything is going to be context driven.  There's a push to do away with menu bars and make the workflows more natural.  That's why IE7's menu bar is hidden by default.  You can turn it on, like I did, but you can also do everything without it.  I'm curious to see how that's going to work out.

I just got back from the big Intel/Microsoft shindig, and I know why IE7 doesn't have the menu bar. Because they are replacing the menu bar with "ribbons".

it's very ghey.

[meredith]

Just so there's a chance I may be able to help next time this happens, what is a "wordy type bar thingie?"

Please click here

IE7 doesn't even have one of those, so be prepared for that....

I have a cousin who works at Microsoft.  He told me that Windows Vista is no longer going to handle programs or files, and IE8 is no longer going to browse the internet.  Welcome to the future at Microsoft.

I also have a cousin (on my mom's side of the family) who works at apple.  The new mac G6 that they're working on is the most beautiful piece of plastic you've ever seen.  So much so, in fact, that they've decided that the act of computing on it would sully it, so it just lights up and beeps.

Get ready for lots of new stuff with the next versions of Microsoft products.  In the new Office apps everything is going to be context driven.  There's a push to do away with menu bars and make the workflows more natural.  That's why IE7's menu bar is hidden by default.  You can turn it on, like I did, but you can also do everything without it.  I'm curious to see how that's going to work out.

I just got back from the big Intel/Microsoft shindig, and I know why IE7 doesn't have the menu bar. Because they are replacing the menu bar with "ribbons".

it's very ghey.

[ReBurn]

Just so there's a chance I may be able to help next time this happens, what is a "wordy type bar thingie?"

Please click here

IE7 doesn't even have one of those, so be prepared for that....

I have a cousin who works at Microsoft.  He told me that Windows Vista is no longer going to handle programs or files, and IE8 is no longer going to browse the internet.  Welcome to the future at Microsoft.

I also have a cousin (on my mom's side of the family) who works at apple.  The new mac G6 that they're working on is the most beautiful piece of plastic you've ever seen.  So much so, in fact, that they've decided that the act of computing on it would sully it, so it just lights up and beeps.

Get ready for lots of new stuff with the next versions of Microsoft products.  In the new Office apps everything is going to be context driven.  There's a push to do away with menu bars and make the workflows more natural.  That's why IE7's menu bar is hidden by default.  You can turn it on, like I did, but you can also do everything without it.  I'm curious to see how that's going to work out.

I just got back from the big Intel/Microsoft shindig, and I know why IE7 doesn't have the menu bar. Because they are replacing the menu bar with "ribbons".

it's very ghey.

Ha!  I've seen the ribbons in Office 2007.  I went to a meeting where one of Microsoft's developer evangelists (yes, they really call them that) had a VirtualPC image with Vista and Office 2007 installed.  Get ready to learn how to use Office all over again.

But, um. IE7 actually does have the menu bar.  You just have to right-click in the header and turn it on.  Didn't I say that once?

[Gamplayerx]

Did somebody hear something?  Me, either.  Musta been the wind.

[swolt]

IF I CAN'T SEE IT IT ISN'T THERE!

[ReBurn]

I DIDN'T BOTHER TO LOOK IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Well here.  Let me show you again!

[Beefy]

Huh?

[Gamplayerx]

Just so there's a chance I may be able to help next time this happens, what is a "wordy type bar thingie?"

Please click here

IE7 doesn't even have one of those, so be prepared for that....

I have a cousin who works at Microsoft.  He told me that Windows Vista is no longer going to handle programs or files, and IE8 is no longer going to browse the internet.  Welcome to the future at Microsoft.

I also have a cousin (on my mom's side of the family) who works at apple.  The new mac G6 that they're working on is the most beautiful piece of plastic you've ever seen.  So much so, in fact, that they've decided that the act of computing on it would sully it, so it just lights up and beeps.

Get ready for lots of new stuff with the next versions of Microsoft products.  In the new Office apps everything is going to be context driven.  There's a push to do away with menu bars and make the workflows more natural.  That's why IE7's menu bar is hidden by default.  You can turn it on, like I did, but you can also do everything without it.  I'm curious to see how that's going to work out.

I just got back from the big Intel/Microsoft shindig, and I know why IE7 doesn't have the menu bar. Because they are replacing the menu bar with "ribbons".

it's very ghey.

Ha!  I've seen the ribbons in Office 2007.  I went to a meeting where one of Microsoft's developer evangelists (yes, they really call them that) had a VirtualPC image with Vista and Office 2007 installed.  Get ready to learn how to use Office all over again.

But, um. IE7 actually does have the menu bar.  You just have to right-click in the header and turn it on.  Didn't I say that once?

Grumpus accidentally installed IE7.  And he's missing his wordy type bar thingie.  What does "just have to right-click in the header and turn it on" mean in practical terms?  Give me a step-by-step, please.  Thanks!

Nevermind.  He found it.  Whew.  Close call. 

[ReBurn]

Had I wanted to save the day it appears as though I would have been a day late.

[Jessie]

I just installed IE7 at work.  Hooray for tabbed browsing!

Why do all the letters look bigger and stuff in here now?

[Alice]

Did you have to type in your birthdate?  Maybe they just assume since you're getting pretty old that you need big type.

[Jessie]

Did you have to type in your birthdate?  Maybe they just assume since you're getting pretty old that you need big type.

Hey, how about you fuck off <3

[Alice]

Did you have to type in your birthdate?  Maybe they just assume since you're getting pretty old that you need big type.

Hey, how about you fuck off <3

How about you eat a dick?

[Jessie]

Did you have to type in your birthdate?  Maybe they just assume since you're getting pretty old that you need big type.

Hey, how about you fuck off <3

How about you eat a dick?

How will it be prepared?

[Alice]

Did you have to type in your birthdate?  Maybe they just assume since you're getting pretty old that you need big type.

Hey, how about you fuck off <3

How about you eat a dick?

How will it be prepared?

Broiled in a light Hollandaise sauce.

[Jessie]

Aww man, I only like grilled dick with BBQ sauce.

[Alice]

Aww man, I only like grilled dick with BBQ sauce.

Sweet Baby Ray's?

[DownSouth]

Aww man, I only like grilled dick with BBQ sauce.

Sweet Baby Ray's?

She likes them stuffed in buns.

[Beefy]

Did you have to type in your birthdate?  Maybe they just assume since you're getting pretty old that you need big type.

Hey, how about you fuck off <3

How about you eat a dick?

That phrase doesn't get used enough.  Which I guess is good, since it won't get old then.