Sedaris

[dazie]

1.  Fantastically funny
2.  Reminded me of dc in some ways, but not the "gay & lives in France" part
3.  Gave me my most uncomfortable moment yet as the mother of a teenaged son (who was sitting next to me) He explained what the term "rusty trombone" means.

[Jessie]

You took Tim?

Did he love it?

Did you tie Kate up in the car?

[Alice]

You took Tim?

Did he love it?

Did you tie Kate up in the car?

Screw that... 

dc is gay and lives in France?!?!?!?!?!?

[Infobahn]

You took Tim?

Did he love it?

Did you tie Kate up in the car?

Screw that... 

dc is gay and lives in France?!?!?!?!?!?

That's just the start of what you don't know about dc...

[dazie]

You took Tim?

Did he love it?

Did you tie Kate up in the car?

I did.
He did.
She spent the night at a friend's house.

I thought I'd shrivel up from mortification when someone asked what a rusty trombone meant.  Thanks to Beefy, I already knew and was hoping nobody would ask.

I must say, he (David Sedaris, not Beefy) is a bit more, um... "earthy" live than he is on NPR. 

[dazie]

You took Tim?

Did he love it?

Did you tie Kate up in the car?

Screw that... 

dc is gay and lives in France?!?!?!?!?!?

No.  DC is David Sedaris.