I feel like a Mac user

[Jessie]

My right click seems to be functioning at less than 100% and it is very frustrating.

[BigDun]

Hold the Command key down and left click.

[Jessie]

Hold the Command key down and left click.

I've been kind of hitting my mouse on the mouse thingy on my keyboard tray instead.  I'm not sure if there's dirt under the button, or if the batteries are dying.

[Gamplayerx]

What's a command key?  What's a mouse thingie?  What's a keyboard tray?

This thread is so confusing.

[BigDun]

[Gamplayerx]

I don't have a silly propellery button.

[Bennyhana]

I don't have a silly propellery button.

It's the apple key on macs.  Jessie, though she feels like a mac user because her mouse is retarded, is not a mac user.

[Dry then Catch]

go to work swap

swap out  your mouse for some other mouse

problem solved

ethical dilemma level: Low

[Bennyhana]

Usually I only feel like a mac user when I go to Guitar Center and ogle the guitars that have pretty paintjobs but feel and sound like shit.