After all the money I've spent

[Gamplayerx]

on cat toys, what are they fighting over and clamoring to play with?  The wonderful fun that is a balled up napkin.

[Gamplayerx]

They abandoned the napkin for a highlighter.  And, I just heard Pong making clicky noises chomping on something he brought down from upstairs.  It was Grumpus's razor.  The razor blade part of the razor.  Fun toy.  Now he's sulking.  Pong, not Grumpus.

I shudder to think what brushes with death they get up to when I'm not here to take the sharp dangerous razor blades out of their mouths.

[Jessie]

I want a kitten   Nobody chews on my razors any more.

[Gamplayerx]

For more fun, Ping knocked out the screen in the window.  Luckily, she was so surprised, I was able to grab her before she got out.

[Jessie]

I think your cats might be crackheads.

[Gamplayerx]

You may be right, they may be crazy.  But they just might be the lunatics you're looking for.

They've crashed.  Tired their crackhead butts out.

[Jessie]

You may be wrong for all I know, but you may be right.

[Gamplayerx]

You may be wrong for all I know, but you may be right.

Yay!  Good job!

[Beefy]

You may be wrong for all I know, but you may be right.

Yay!  Good job!

Great concerts, both times I saw him.

[DownSouth]

Midnight has eaten 4 cellphones, a couch, a few pair of pants and my wallet.

[eo000]

just today???

[DownSouth]

just today???

Yes.  Your mom won't stop calling me.