wasabi peas

[Beefy]

The first thing you should do with wasabi peas is stuff one up each nostril.

[Gamplayerx]

Found it.

http://www.greenmanreview.com/book/book_beagle_rhinoceros.html

The story is called "Professor Gottesman and the Indian Rhinoceros", and it's very good.  You should all read it.

You can't tell me what to do!  STOP TRYING TO RUN MY LIFE!

Help help!  I'm being repressed!

Come and see the violence inherent in the system! 

(I probably butchered that - too lazy to look up the real quote)

[swolt]

Found it.

http://www.greenmanreview.com/book/book_beagle_rhinoceros.html

The story is called "Professor Gottesman and the Indian Rhinoceros", and it's very good.  You should all read it.

You can't tell me what to do!  STOP TRYING TO RUN MY LIFE!

Help help!  I'm being repressed!

Come and see the violence inherent in the system! 

(I probably butchered that - too lazy to look up the real quote)

you saw that, didn't you? you saw him repressin' me!

[dazie]

Why isn't there wasabi corn?  Or wasabi broccoli?

[ReBurn]

Why isn't there wasabi corn?  Or wasabi broccoli?

Because someone intelligent figured out that torturing your digestive system with the peas was enough.