real ultimate power

[nishi]

whoa. i had no idea that the platypus is a VENOMOUS CREATURE. this secret power, of course, makes the platypus a ninja.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Platypus

[nishi]

Facts:

1.    Platypuses are mammals.

2.    Platypuses fight ALL the time.

3.    The purpose of the platypus is to flip out and kill people WITH HIS VENOMOUS CLAWS.

[nishi]

If you don't believe that platypuses have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or they will chop your head off WITH THEIR VENOMOUS CLAWS!!!  It's an easy choice, if you ask me. 

[Bishamonten]

[Jessie]

Are you drunk?

I had no idea, by the way.  I will now forever live in fear of platypii.

[nishi]

nope. i have no excuse.

[Jessie]

So what prompts a person to read up on platypus(es? ii?) on wiki?

[nishi]

i was reading a thread on louisville mojo, and they were discussing what venomous creatures people had come into contact with, and the headline said something about snakes, spiders and platypuses. i thought the poster was kidding.

i was horribly disappointed, however, when the thread progressed and it became obvious that no one had had a near death experience with a platypus. maybe no one survives them.

[Jessie]

I really want to participate on mojo, but I hate the layout.

[nishi]

it is easily the suckassest set up for a board that i have ever seen.

[Jessie]

I agree wholeheartedly.  I do look at their classifieds from time to time, though.

[Alice]

FYI - Platypus backwards is Supytalp.

[SockmonkeyHolocaust]

i was reading a thread on louisville mojo, and they were discussing what venomous creatures people had come into contact with, and the headline said something about snakes, spiders and platypuses. i thought the poster was kidding.

i was horribly disappointed, however, when the thread progressed and it became obvious that no one had had a near death experience with a platypus. maybe no one survives them.

That's marketing skill right there.

[Beefy]

itty bitty living space

[meredith]

i like "platypoda"

[nishi]

i was reading a thread on louisville mojo, and they were discussing what venomous creatures people had come into contact with, and the headline said something about snakes, spiders and platypuses. i thought the poster was kidding.

i was horribly disappointed, however, when the thread progressed and it became obvious that no one had had a near death experience with a platypus. maybe no one survives them.

That's marketing skill right there.

i'll be offered a job in minutes!!