Honey

[Listener]

I bought a small bottle of honey at Kroger for the apples-and-honey thing for Rosh Hashanah.

Anyone ever seen the episode of Futurama where they find the van and follow Bender and Beck?  Y'know the part where Bender eats an Olestra chip?

Yeah.  Don't buy honey from Kroger.  At least, not the cheap kind.  It tasted pretty bad going in, too.

[Dry then Catch]

i always figured honey was the same anywhere.  since its raw and unprocessed.  unless you had lazy bees

[ReBurn]

That taste means that botulism is soon to follow.

[Listener]

That taste means that botulism is soon to follow.

Will that help me lose weight?  'cos I'll take a one-week hospital stay if it means I can drop 20 pounds.   

[Alice]

That taste means that botulism is soon to follow.

Will that help me lose weight?  'cos I'll take a one-week hospital stay if it means I can drop 20 pounds.   

Go eat some dirt and hope you get worms.  That would probably help.

[Listener]

That taste means that botulism is soon to follow.

Will that help me lose weight?  'cos I'll take a one-week hospital stay if it means I can drop 20 pounds.   

Go eat some dirt and hope you get worms.  That would probably help.

Well, nobody loves me and everybody hates me, so it should be fine. *g*

[Beefy]

Jessica Alba sucks.

[cnamon]

But Boogie-Oogie-Oogie rocks.

[Mr. Ubiquity]

i always figured honey was the same anywhere.  since its raw and unprocessed.  unless you had lazy bees

nothing like spreading animal puke on your sandwiches or for cooking.

[Mr. Ubiquity]

i always figured honey was the same anywhere.  since its raw and unprocessed.  unless you had lazy bees

nothing like spreading animal puke on your sandwiches or for cooking.

[ignom]

Animal puke, we get it.

[Jessie]

But Boogie-Oogie-Oogie rocks.

Boogie woogie bugle boy from company b?

[cnamon]

But Boogie-Oogie-Oogie rocks.

Boogie woogie bugle boy from company b?

No, but that is a good one.

Get down, boogie oogie oogie!

[VikingJuice]

i always figured honey was the same anywhere.  since its raw and unprocessed.  unless you had lazy bees

They're not lazy, they just come from middle income families that live in the suburbs and have PS2's in their hands at birth.  BACK OFF ME MAN!