Does gin count as food?

[dazie]

There was a glass of water with ice on my kitchen counter tonight, left there by Ursus.  Because I'm too lazy to get my own water and ice, and because I probably already have whatever cooties he does, I drank some of it.

Fuck me if it wasn't a nasty ass gimlet.     I about puked right there.

Put gin on my "food I hate" list please.

[eo000]

did you do a full-on spit take? That can't taste good when you're expecting water. 

[OBB]

Gin only counts as food if you're the Queen Mum.

[dazie]

did you do a full-on spit take? That can't taste good when you're expecting water. 

I don't spit...   wait for it...  I swallow!

Thank you thank you... I'll be here all week.