I need the help of a TFer

[Listener]

Linky to article?

KTHXBYEHOLLA!

http://www.11alive.com/news/news_article.aspx?storyid=81675

I put it on Fark in the "elusive weeners category", as one commenter called it.

[Beefy]

Okay, here's the deal:

As you all probably knew, Josh Cohen was a pseudonym.  But when I stopped blogging, I figured I didn't need him anymore, plus the company only uses real names.  So now you Juntoers know my real name.  If I minded, I wouldn't have said anything.

You think outing myself in this way is bad?  Wait til the "heading home headlines" show up... I'll provide a link when they do... along with a story behind that.

I assumed you knew that you were outing yourself.  I was just a little surprised is all.  After all, you can't trust Alice any further than you can throw her.

[Listener]

Okay, here's the deal:

As you all probably knew, Josh Cohen was a pseudonym.  But when I stopped blogging, I figured I didn't need him anymore, plus the company only uses real names.  So now you Juntoers know my real name.  If I minded, I wouldn't have said anything.

You think outing myself in this way is bad?  Wait til the "heading home headlines" show up... I'll provide a link when they do... along with a story behind that.

I assumed you knew that you were outing yourself.  I was just a little surprised is all.  After all, you can't trust Alice any further than you can throw her.

Eh.  I already said who I worked for... most people know my real first name is Josh... wouldn't be a huge stretch.

[Alice]

Okay, here's the deal:

As you all probably knew, Josh Cohen was a pseudonym.  But when I stopped blogging, I figured I didn't need him anymore, plus the company only uses real names.  So now you Juntoers know my real name.  If I minded, I wouldn't have said anything.

You think outing myself in this way is bad?  Wait til the "heading home headlines" show up... I'll provide a link when they do... along with a story behind that.

I assumed you knew that you were outing yourself.  I was just a little surprised is all.  After all, you can't trust Alice any further than you can throw her.

Nope.  And you can't throw me very far.  I'm wearing my favorite pair of lead boots.

[ReBurn]

Okay, here's the deal:

As you all probably knew, Josh Cohen was a pseudonym.  But when I stopped blogging, I figured I didn't need him anymore, plus the company only uses real names.  So now you Juntoers know my real name.  If I minded, I wouldn't have said anything.

You think outing myself in this way is bad?  Wait til the "heading home headlines" show up... I'll provide a link when they do... along with a story behind that.

I assumed you knew that you were outing yourself.  I was just a little surprised is all.  After all, you can't trust Alice any further than you can throw her.

Nope.  And you can't throw me very far.  I'm wearing my favorite pair of lead boots.

I bet they're moon boots, aren't they?

[Alice]

Okay, here's the deal:

As you all probably knew, Josh Cohen was a pseudonym.  But when I stopped blogging, I figured I didn't need him anymore, plus the company only uses real names.  So now you Juntoers know my real name.  If I minded, I wouldn't have said anything.

You think outing myself in this way is bad?  Wait til the "heading home headlines" show up... I'll provide a link when they do... along with a story behind that.

I assumed you knew that you were outing yourself.  I was just a little surprised is all.  After all, you can't trust Alice any further than you can throw her.

Nope.  And you can't throw me very far.  I'm wearing my favorite pair of lead boots.

I bet they're moon boots, aren't they?

The moon doggiest.

[sapphirehart]

OMG, I feel like I can't trust or believe in anyone ever again!  How could you lead me to believe that your real name was one thing when it was something completely different?  I feel so violated!  I don't think I can go on any longer.......

[Alice]

OMG, I feel like I can't trust or believe in anyone ever again!  How could you lead me to believe that your real name was one thing when it was something completely different?  I feel so violated!  I don't think I can go on any longer.......

My real name isn't Alice. 

[sapphirehart]

OMG, I feel like I can't trust or believe in anyone ever again!  How could you lead me to believe that your real name was one thing when it was something completely different?  I feel so violated!  I don't think I can go on any longer.......

My real name isn't Alice. 

NOOOOOOO!!!!! Not you, too! 

*sapphirehart puts her hands over her ears and starts humming to herself.

[ReBurn]

OMG, I feel like I can't trust or believe in anyone ever again!  How could you lead me to believe that your real name was one thing when it was something completely different?  I feel so violated!  I don't think I can go on any longer.......

My real name isn't Alice. 

Yeah, it's Mudflap.

[Alice]

OMG, I feel like I can't trust or believe in anyone ever again!  How could you lead me to believe that your real name was one thing when it was something completely different?  I feel so violated!  I don't think I can go on any longer.......

My real name isn't Alice. 

Yeah, it's Mudflap.

SHUT YER PIEHOLE, YOKO!

[Listener]

Found this in the comments thread from my TF post.  If it wasn't so trippy I'd use it as an avatar.

[swolt]

wait so your name isn't Josh?

and all this time I've been referring to myself as the "other" Josh.

I'M THE REAL JOSH YOU ARE A FAKER!

[swolt]

oh shit, I just read the rest of the thread and then looked at the article. Nevermind.

Signed,
the other Josh

[Listener]

oh shit, I just read the rest of the thread and then looked at the article. Nevermind.

Signed,
the other Josh

You better recognize, Other Josh!