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Started by Jessie, May 22, 2006, 10:11:34 PM

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Jessie

- I'm really amused by the Mac/PC commercials that are on now.
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

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Bennyhana

Quote from: Jessie on May 22, 2006, 10:11:34 PM
- I'm really amused by the Mac/PC commercials that are on now.

What they don't show is the hippie stoner being completely flummoxed by the presence of a second button on a mouse.  Or, well, anyone trying to find the power switch on an emac.

Listener

Quote from: Bennyhana on May 22, 2006, 11:25:56 PM
Quote from: Jessie on May 22, 2006, 10:11:34 PM
- I'm really amused by the Mac/PC commercials that are on now.

What they don't show is the hippie stoner being completely flummoxed by the presence of a second button on a mouse.  Or, well, anyone trying to find the power switch on an emac.

My brother-in-law-in-law (wife's sister's husband) is a Mac guy.  He's got a store where he's an authorized Mac dealer.  I sat at his computer in his house for two minutes before he took pity on me and turned the thing on.  He has one of those cube-shaped ones.

I felt stupid.

But once you get into MacOS (or whatever version they're on) it's pretty damn easy to use.

Jessie

I hated ignom's Mac.  What is life without a right click?  Seriously.
we should have kept the quote pyramid up to rape Jessie in the face.

Listener

Quote from: Jessie on May 23, 2006, 12:29:53 PM
I hated ignom's Mac.  What is life without a right click?  Seriously.

Don't they now make Mac mice with two buttons? 

dazie

Quote from: Jessie on May 23, 2006, 12:29:53 PM
I hated ignom's Mac.  What is life without a right click?  Seriously.

Heh.  I could come up with SOOO many things to say about this...
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?

ReBurn

Quote from: dazie on May 23, 2006, 12:32:01 PM
Quote from: Jessie on May 23, 2006, 12:29:53 PM
I hated ignom's Mac.  What is life without a right click?  Seriously.

Heh.  I could come up with SOOO many things to say about this...
Ok.  Go ahead.
11:42:24 [Gamplayerx] I keep getting knocked up.
11:42:28 [Gamplayerx] Er. OUT!

dazie

Quote from: ReBurn on May 23, 2006, 01:16:00 PM
Quote from: dazie on May 23, 2006, 12:32:01 PM
Quote from: Jessie on May 23, 2006, 12:29:53 PM
I hated ignom's Mac.  What is life without a right click?  Seriously.

Heh.  I could come up with SOOO many things to say about this...
Ok.  Go ahead.

Nope.  I'm going to take the high road and be superior to you. 
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?

ReBurn

Quote from: dazie on May 23, 2006, 01:36:37 PM
Quote from: ReBurn on May 23, 2006, 01:16:00 PM
Quote from: dazie on May 23, 2006, 12:32:01 PM
Quote from: Jessie on May 23, 2006, 12:29:53 PM
I hated ignom's Mac.  What is life without a right click?  Seriously.

Heh.  I could come up with SOOO many things to say about this...
Ok.  Go ahead.

Nope.  I'm going to take the high road and be superior to you. 
Like that's hard.
11:42:24 [Gamplayerx] I keep getting knocked up.
11:42:28 [Gamplayerx] Er. OUT!

Mr. Ubiquity

sooo...............



once you go mac, you never go back?
"if I wank to it, will u feel disgusted or flattered or a perverse combo of both?"

Dry then Catch

Mac users sound like fucking tools who hang out too much at coffee shops and then say they are your buddy but dont' return calls in a timely fashion, and generally oogle your female friends and copy homework off you. 

Bennyhana

Quote from: Listener on May 23, 2006, 12:31:28 PM
Quote from: Jessie on May 23, 2006, 12:29:53 PM
I hated ignom's Mac.  What is life without a right click?  Seriously.

Don't they now make Mac mice with two buttons? 

Yes.  10 years after the rest of the world.  However, OSX still doesn't have usable context menus, so right clicking on a mac doesn't do very much for you.  I use a mac at work, and I brought my own mouse in.  I use the right button primarily for mouse gestures. 

Gamplayerx

This seems as good a place to ask as any.  Will somebody please explain mouse gestures to me?  I know that firefox supports them, but I just don't get it.

swolt

Quote from: Gamplayerx on May 23, 2006, 07:31:50 PM
This seems as good a place to ask as any.  Will somebody please explain mouse gestures to me?  I know that firefox supports them, but I just don't get it.

X2

only I get it and I think they are stupid.
A clever man commits no minor blunders.

SockmonkeyHolocaust

Quote from: Gamplayerx on May 23, 2006, 07:31:50 PM
This seems as good a place to ask as any.  Will somebody please explain mouse gestures to me?  I know that firefox supports them, but I just don't get it.

I like looking at porn while at work.



Mr. Ubiquity

Quote from: Sockmonkeyholocaust on May 23, 2006, 08:54:53 PM
Quote from: Gamplayerx on May 23, 2006, 07:31:50 PM
This seems as good a place to ask as any.  Will somebody please explain mouse gestures to me?  I know that firefox supports them, but I just don't get it.

I like looking at porn while at work.

finally some honesty in this forum
"if I wank to it, will u feel disgusted or flattered or a perverse combo of both?"